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I tried eating ski wax lol

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WoFlowz
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The flouro waxes smell so good so I tried taking a bite and it tasted like dog shit. -11/10 would not recommend or even try again. Don’t worry I spit it out no way I could eat that crap

**This thread was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 1:05:00pm
Mar 15 2021 1:04PM
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swagmasterflex
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DUDE IKKKK. Smells IDENTICAL to an airhead but definitely didn't taste like it. We are literal rocks.
Mar 15 2021 1:06PM
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WoFlowz
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swagmasterflexDUDE IKKKK. Smells IDENTICAL to an airhead but definitely didn't taste like it. We are literal rocks.


Yoooo that’s what it is I always thought it smelled like vanilla or how blue raspberry tastes
Mar 15 2021 1:10PM
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Deez_Mcskis
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you must have been seriously desperate to feel something to try and eat ski wax. although once you think of something gross like that its hard not to try it sometimes.
Mar 15 2021 1:52PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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you gotta mix with something like a ski wax smoothie
Mar 15 2021 1:53PM
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bmick
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You've peaked my interest so I had to try. Honestly not that bad 7/10
Mar 15 2021 1:58PM
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WoFlowz
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i_fall_a_lotyou must have been seriously desperate to feel something to try and eat ski wax. although once you think of something gross like that its hard not to try it sometimes.


I mean your not wrong tbh
Mar 15 2021 2:23PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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It's cus you're doing it wrong, you have to melt it first and drink it to really pull out the flavors. Like drinking coffee or tea hot
Mar 15 2021 2:30PM
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Arleen1013
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Confirmed, can't be raw dogging it
Mar 15 2021 2:44PM
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Arleen1013
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ReturnToMonkeyIt's cus you're doing it wrong, you have to melt it first and drink it to really pull out the flavors. Like drinking coffee or tea hot


Confirmed, can't be raw dogging it
Mar 15 2021 2:45PM
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Christhejon
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When your ski wax smells like orange soda so you heat it up to drink it…😂
Mar 15 2021 2:54PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Did you lick it before taking a bite? Or just go straight to the bite?
Mar 15 2021 3:03PM
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WoFlowz
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larilinesignDid you lick it before taking a bite? Or just go straight to the bite?


Like which was kinda good kinda warm also since I just used it then went for the night
Mar 15 2021 3:08PM
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SavageBiff
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Shoulda been hired as dolans lab rat, coulda at least got paid
Mar 15 2021 3:18PM
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WoFlowz
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SavageBiffShoulda been hired as dolans lab rat, coulda at least got paid


Dude I fucked up I coulda gotten payed
Mar 15 2021 3:18PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Have you ever considered becoming a United States Marine?
Mar 15 2021 3:22PM
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Christhejon
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CatdickBojanglesHave you ever considered becoming a United States Marine?


I was laughing so hard reading this 😂😂 pretty sure I was crying from laughing so hard.
Mar 15 2021 3:25PM
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willyGG
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Dumb ass... you’re supposed to lick it from the ground, that’s how the taste comes.
Mar 15 2021 3:33PM
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GKS
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i once ate bow rosin for my violin /claim
it tasted like shit
Mar 15 2021 3:45PM
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Jacobthesadskier
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CatdickBojanglesHave you ever considered becoming a United States Marine?


Nah mate, he's too tough for the marines, he'll make 'em look like a bunch of cowards.
Mar 15 2021 3:46PM
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SurfinCow
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You gotta use the bits of wax after scrapping the ski as salad topping
Mar 15 2021 5:08PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I heard it’s a good substitute for Parmesan on a Caesar salad
SurfinCowYou gotta use the bits of wax after scrapping the ski as salad topping
Mar 15 2021 6:53PM
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swagmasterflex
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CatdickBojanglesHave you ever considered becoming a United States Marine?


Army ranger yes
Mar 15 2021 6:57PM
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partyandBS
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Was it better than when you ate a tide pod??
Mar 15 2021 7:02PM
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HaydenB
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Doing gods work
Mar 15 2021 7:27PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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PondyCrewDoing gods work

Imagine dying and going to heaven only to see everyone eating ptex sticks and wax like slim jims and crackers
Mar 15 2021 7:31PM
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skierman_jack
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Only pussies don’t swallow
Mar 15 2021 9:18PM
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WoFlowz
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skierman_jackOnly pussies don’t swallow


Yeah that’s what I told your girl that racer chic at the mont Saturday night
Mar 15 2021 9:24PM
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skierman_jack
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Funny bro bc we was cuddling and watching a movie sat night. She swallows but not as good as your sister
WoFlowzYeah that’s what I told your girl that racer chic at the mont Saturday night
Mar 15 2021 10:09PM
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WoFlowz
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skierman_jackFunny bro bc we was cuddling and watching a movie sat night. She swallows but not as good as your sister

Shit then who did I do cause if it wasn’t your girl.... Shit did I fuck my grandmas cat again?

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**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 10:20:11pm
Mar 15 2021 10:18PM
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SavageBiff
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Couldn’t have, I was watching Netflix and chillin with your grandmas cats
WoFlowzShit then who did I do cause if it wasn’t your girl.... Shit did I fuck my grandmas cat again?

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**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 10:20:11pm
Mar 15 2021 10:25PM
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WoFlowz
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SavageBiffCouldn’t have, I was watching Netflix and chillin with your grandmas cats


Dang I guess my dream came true and I fucked one of the training center race milfs. Hopefully it was the one blond one or that tall brunette cause she has a bodyyyy
Mar 15 2021 10:27PM
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Bended_Toenail
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GKSi once ate bow rosin for my violin /claim
it tasted like shit

Dude I've literally taken a bite out of a urinal cake /claim

It tasted like a mix of soap, toothpaste, and rot.
Mar 15 2021 10:38PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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SavageBiffCouldn’t have, I was watching Netflix and chillin with your grandmas cats


I'm not a cat
Mar 15 2021 10:39PM
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Treegrabber
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I don’t know I like the taste
Mar 15 2021 10:41PM
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DominatorJacques
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WoFlowzThe flouro waxes smell so good so I tried taking a bite and it tasted like dog shit. -11/10 would not recommend or even try again. Don’t worry I spit it out no way I could eat that crap

**This thread was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 1:05:00pm

You can eat those waxes without harm.
Maybe these Fluoro Free waxes will be tasty though!




https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/975390/New-Fluoro--Free-Race-Waxes-From-Dominator-Made-In-The-U-S-A-
Mar 15 2021 10:44PM
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johnoble
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I put the liquid stuff on as deodorant and let it stay there for a whole day.
Mar 15 2021 10:52PM
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skierman_jack
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Gotta lay off the peyote kid
WoFlowzShit then who did I do cause if it wasn’t your girl.... Shit did I fuck my grandmas cat again?

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Mar 15 2021 10:52PM
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SurfinCow
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johnobleI put the liquid stuff on as deodorant and let it stay there for a whole day.


honestly though, would smell better than most deodorants
Mar 15 2021 11:05PM
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Redeem
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??????
Mar 15 2021 11:16PM
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SammyDubz
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Maybe that’s what Dolan’s actually been up to
Mar 15 2021 11:53PM
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dolanslebensraum
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WoFlowzThe flouro waxes smell so good so I tried taking a bite and it tasted like dog shit. -11/10 would not recommend or even try again. Don’t worry I spit it out no way I could eat that crap

**This thread was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 1:05:00pm

Fluoro waxes do smell good but they arent for eating.



i eat them, but then again dolan can do anything.
Mar 16 2021 12:12AM
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Parkmaster23
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I'm just glad you guys can taste and smell....
Mar 16 2021 12:27AM
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stroh67
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I want what @WoFlowz is on
Mar 16 2021 1:34AM
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FabseM
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I use Uncle Stanky's hemp oil wax, tried to smoke it once. gotta admit, not that bad but tide pods hit more
Mar 16 2021 2:59AM
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anders_a
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Does it lubricate your poop well?
Mar 16 2021 7:19AM
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CowboySkibop
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Eat wax go fast
Mar 16 2021 10:04AM
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DominatorJacques
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Eat Dominator wax, it's safe!


“The bad actor in all of this is PFOA. It’s not part of the wax, it’s an
impurity that is typically present in small amounts. It doesn’t help
with performance, it doesn’t do anything,” said Karydas. “But when you
make the fluoro additive that goes into the wax, you also make PFOA as a
byproduct. At DOMINATOR, because we make our fluoro, we don’t buy it,
we take an extra step to remove PFOA. Our products do not have PFOA. So
we have no hesitation in marketing our own fluoro wax because it’s safe
to use when used as directed. But I saw the writing on the wall in this
byproduct problem, so I said you know we better get ready.”
Mar 16 2021 10:25AM
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ModMommy
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The amount of wax i have accidentally ate while working at the ski shop is probably what lead to a learning disability
Mar 16 2021 10:40AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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DominatorJacquesEat Dominator wax, it's safe!


“The bad actor in all of this is PFOA. It’s not part of the wax, it’s an
impurity that is typically present in small amounts. It doesn’t help
with performance, it doesn’t do anything,” said Karydas. “But when you
make the fluoro additive that goes into the wax, you also make PFOA as a
byproduct. At DOMINATOR, because we make our fluoro, we don’t buy it,
we take an extra step to remove PFOA. Our products do not have PFOA. So
we have no hesitation in marketing our own fluoro wax because it’s safe
to use when used as directed. But I saw the writing on the wall in this
byproduct problem, so I said you know we better get ready.”


Next step is to add some nutrients and get it FDA approved!
Mar 16 2021 10:48AM
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WoFlowz
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ReturnToMonkeyNext step is to add some nutrients and get it FDA approved!


Just say it cures covid it’ll get through the fda in a day
Mar 16 2021 11:04AM
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