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SammyDubz
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alright so I’ve been banging this slutty chick recently right

and the other night were out to dinner and she hands me this handheld controller thing and tells me to push a button and this chick starts shaking

turns out she’s got a remote control dildo/vibrator/g spot just shoved right up her vag (and we were at this nice Greek place no less!?!?)

and now she gives me the controller every time we go out together

this chick will b eating and then just start shaking like she has Parkinson’s when I zap her w it

anyjuan have any experience with this type of thing?

I feel kinda scared I think she might try and peg me or something u never know with these chicks at this point 🤠
Mar 12 2021 9:33PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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alright so I’ve been banging this slutty chick recently right

and the other night were out to dinner and she hands me this handheld controller thing and tells me to push a button and this chick starts shaking

turns out she’s got a remote control dildo/vibrator/g spot just shoved right up her vag (and we were at this nice Greek place no less!?!?)

and now she gives me the controller every time we go out together

this chick will b eating and then just start shaking like she has Parkinson’s when I zap her w it

anyjuan have any experience with this type of thing?

I feel kinda scared I think she might try and peg me or something u never know with these chicks at this point 🤠
Mar 12 2021 9:51PM
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elcheapo
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Marry her
Mar 12 2021 9:52PM
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SammyDubz
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TnskiMarry her


No she’s a whore

I love whores but u never date a whore do u know what I am saying brother
Mar 12 2021 9:53PM
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MiIfHunter
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🤠
Mar 12 2021 9:57PM
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SammyDubz
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TO ALL THE LADIES IN THE PLACE WITH STYLE AND GRACE
Mar 12 2021 10:12PM
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MiIfHunter
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SammyDubzTO ALL THE LADIES IN THE PLACE WITH STYLE AND GRACE

R u a fan of Rocco?
Mar 12 2021 10:17PM
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JAHpow
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alright so I’ve been banging this slutty chick recently right

and the other night were out to dinner and she hands me this handheld controller thing and tells me to push a button and I start shaking

turns out she’s got a remote control dildo/vibrator/g spot just shoved right up my ass (and we were at this nice Greek place no less!?!?)

and now she gives me the controller every time we go out together

I'll b eating and then just start shaking like I have Parkinson’s when I zap myself w it

anyjuan have any experience with this type of thing?

I feel kinda scared I think she might try and peg me or something u never know with these chicks at this point 🤠
Mar 12 2021 10:18PM
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soup
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That chick will do all your wildest fantasies enjoy her while you can.
Mar 12 2021 10:20PM
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elcheapo
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Is this an app so you can control this device anywere in the world?
Mar 12 2021 10:34PM
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theabortionator
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Ok...
Mar 12 2021 10:39PM
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SammyDubz
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MiIfHunter🤠


🤠
Mar 12 2021 11:42PM
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SammyDubz
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MiIfHunterR u a fan of Rocco?


Of course I am. Rocco is a legend.
Mar 12 2021 11:42PM
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SammyDubz
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TnskiIs this an app so you can control this device anywere in the world?


No it’s a cheap one off of Amazon she is Jewish

but I love the way u think
Mar 12 2021 11:48PM
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MiIfHunter
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SammyDubzNo it’s a cheap one off of Amazon she is Jewish

but I love the way u think

Does she do anal?
Mar 13 2021 12:03AM
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HypeBeast
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SammyDubzNo she’s a whore

I love whores but u never date a whore do u know what I am saying brother

But aren't you also a whore? See what I did there?
Mar 13 2021 12:46AM
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abar.
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cool story bro
Mar 13 2021 2:15AM
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signtime
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Well at this point, you need to elevate things before she does and you sucking her toes with a dildo in your butt.

Tie her to a chair on a wand vibrator and leave her there for a couple hours
Mar 13 2021 11:44AM
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Session
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SammyDubzNo she’s a whore

I love whores but u never date a whore do u know what I am saying brother


TIL my wife is a whore.
Mar 13 2021 11:45AM
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ModMommy
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SammyDubzNo she’s a whore

I love whores but u never date a whore do u know what I am saying brother

Just learned I’ll never date again
Mar 13 2021 1:56PM
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.frenchy
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hey man my kids are on this site
Mar 13 2021 4:28PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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safarisamJust learned I’ll never date again


Ay you ski big sky?
Mar 13 2021 5:32PM
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ModMommy
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ReturnToMonkeyAy you ski big sky?

I have a blue pass, I’m in whitefish right now though.
Mar 13 2021 5:49PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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safarisamI have a blue pass, I’m in whitefish right now though.


Blue pass gang, you should hmu next time you're back! Always looking to ski with more than the same 0-3 people, especially if you ride ON3Ps
Mar 13 2021 6:02PM
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.frenchy
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ReturnToMonkeyBlue pass gang, you should hmu next time you're back! Always looking to ski with more than the same 0-3 people, especially if you ride ON3Ps


is she bringing the remote control vibrator, or are you
Mar 13 2021 6:27PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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.frenchyis she bringing the remote control vibrator, or are you

yes
Mar 13 2021 6:43PM
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ModMommy
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ReturnToMonkeyBlue pass gang, you should hmu next time you're back! Always looking to ski with more than the same 0-3 people, especially if you ride ON3Ps


Word word word will probably be up there next weekend, all black Jeffrey 108s
Mar 13 2021 8:41PM
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50Kal
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Pretty sure I complimented you on your skis at the top of whitefish on Saturday.
@ModMommy

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2021 at 9:14:33pm
Mar 14 2021 9:11PM
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ModMommy
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50KalPretty sure I complimented you on your skis at the top of whitefish on Saturday.
@ModMommy

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2021 at 9:14:33pm

Most likely. I was also likly back out drunk. I’m at the dog park rn. What should i do my friend work until 10.

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2021 at 9:24:39pm
Mar 14 2021 9:23PM
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50Kal
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safarisamMost likely. I was also likly back out drunk. I’m at the dog park rn. What should i do my friend work until 10.

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2021 at 9:24:39pm

Sunday’s suck. Everything closes early except bars.
Park by sweet peaks lot and walk down to the river. There is a nice pathway.

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2021 at 10:09:25pm
Mar 14 2021 10:05PM
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ModMommy
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50KalSunday’s suck. Everything closes early except bars.
Park by sweet peaks lot and walk down to the river. There is a nice pathway.

**This post was edited on Mar 14th 2021 at 10:09:25pm

I took my pup to the park now I’m at great northern just chilling. Kinda figured out everything closed.
Mar 14 2021 10:17PM
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50Kal
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safarisamI took my pup to the park now I’m at great northern just chilling. Kinda figured out everything closed.

I say maybe try bowling alley but it’s usually packed and people aren’t wearing masks in MT these days. Not sure if your comfort level.
Mar 14 2021 10:28PM
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SammyDubz
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ReturnToMonkeyBlue pass gang, you should hmu next time you're back! Always looking to ski with more than the same 0-3 people, especially if you ride ON3Ps


Doesn’t safarisam go to MSU? What’s with u Msu kids not fucking each other? Hit herup, I’m sure she live a young horny bull. Eat ass ass fuck her pussy is in a bunch of awesome positions and I heard her she gives out killer blowjobs🤠
Mar 15 2021 7:27PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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SammyDubzDoesn’t safarisam go to MSU? What’s with u Msu kids not fucking each other? Hit herup, I’m sure she live a young horny bull. Eat ass ass fuck her pussy is in a bunch of awesome positions and I heard her she gives out killer blowjobs🤠


I smoked too many cones the last two years and forgot how to talk to people.. trying to get back on the horse
Mar 15 2021 7:32PM
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ModMommy
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SammyDubzDoesn’t safarisam go to MSU? What’s with u Msu kids not fucking each other? Hit herup, I’m sure she live a young horny bull. Eat ass ass fuck her pussy is in a bunch of awesome positions and I heard her she gives out killer blowjobs🤠

This is my favorite new copy pasta
Mar 15 2021 8:36PM
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theabortionator
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50KalI say maybe try bowling alley but it’s usually packed and people aren’t wearing masks in MT these days. Not sure if your comfort level.


I miss staying up all day after grave shift drinking all day, eating mushrooms, and going bowling in incline. Friggin strikes fer days. Locked in. But then not getting home till like 6 am cause Nevada and realizing id been awake a really long time.
Mar 15 2021 8:40PM
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SammyDubz
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safarisamJust learned I’ll never date again


Love no thotties says mr. keef.
Mar 15 2021 8:46PM
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SammyDubz
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safarisamThis is my favorite new copy pasta


Do u like anal? 🤠
Mar 15 2021 8:51PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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safarisamThis is my favorite new copy pasta

Send it to Cruzado I dare you
Mar 15 2021 9:12PM
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ModMommy
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ReturnToMonkeySend it to Cruzado I dare you


Are you trying to get me fired. It’s not hard to find what i do on campus.
Mar 15 2021 10:21PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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safarisamAre you trying to get me fired. It’s not hard to find what i do on campus.


Oh you would definitely get fired. Hey can I get some textbooks for free ;)
Mar 15 2021 10:35PM
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EPfanboy
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I always read your name as safariism like your racist to safaris, maybe you are who knows
safarisamAre you trying to get me fired. It’s not hard to find what i do on campus.
Mar 16 2021 6:46AM
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Butterytips69
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ReturnToMonkeySend it to Cruzado I dare you


Wadaddy 😍💦
Mar 16 2021 5:07PM
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zues
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I thought this married girl i'm banging was a whore but damn you got me here.
SammyDubzalright so I’ve been banging this slutty chick recently right

and the other night were out to dinner and she hands me this handheld controller thing and tells me to push a button and this chick starts shaking

turns out she’s got a remote control dildo/vibrator/g spot just shoved right up her vag (and we were at this nice Greek place no less!?!?)

and now she gives me the controller every time we go out together

this chick will b eating and then just start shaking like she has Parkinson’s when I zap her w it

anyjuan have any experience with this type of thing?

I feel kinda scared I think she might try and peg me or something u never know with these chicks at this point 🤠
Mar 16 2021 5:22PM
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hdubs
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zuesI thought this married girl i'm banging was a whore but damn you got me here.

You really gotta bring that up on every thread you reply to
Mar 17 2021 12:48AM
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zues
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hdubsYou really gotta bring that up on every thread you reply to


Cry about it weatherboy
Mar 17 2021 7:08AM
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hdubs
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zuesCry about it weatherboy

Love you too buddy 😘
Mar 17 2021 3:06PM
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zues
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hdubsLove you too buddy 😘


I am done with the stories. I have ended it for my own well being

you single cutie?
Mar 17 2021 3:38PM
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SammyDubz
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zuesI thought this married girl i'm banging was a whore but damn you got me here.


where'd u find this chick?

r u a fan of cougars?
Mar 17 2021 4:46PM
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zues
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SammyDubzwhere'd u find this chick?

r u a fan of cougars?


Lol we just hired her for work and she saw me on a zoom meeting and started messaging me afterwards immediately.

Love cougars. I always think they can teach me a thing or two in the bedroom.

🤠
Mar 17 2021 5:29PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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This is not exactly the thread I thought I would be commenting on bowl incline but me fucking too. I loved Monday nights for that. Get smashed at bowling then head to the Pub. Stay out way too late and hate yourself the next day. Plus, incline had good beer wherever you went - even at the shitty bars.
theabortionatorI miss staying up all day after grave shift drinking all day, eating mushrooms, and going bowling in incline. Friggin strikes fer days. Locked in. But then not getting home till like 6 am cause Nevada and realizing id been awake a really long time.
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