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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2902 - Karma: 34,000
how did your username get chosen to be yours
4 years ago
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 679
The inspiration elevated me to another dimension shortly after I fucked skiierman
4 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 34,896
i needed a better one
4 years ago
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 429 - Karma: 935
shit, couldn’t decide on one but this kid everest called me evantheshredster when i challenged him to a game o ski. he declined. puss.
4 years ago
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Celery
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 26,554
I needed a username and I had just chopped some celery.
4 years ago
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asparagus
Posts: 2500 - Karma: 28,453


Also @CalumSKI
4 years ago
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,621
I let some guys convince me to add a mammal bowel movement to the end of my location
@WisconsinDogfart
@AlaskaDogfart
@ColoradoDogfart

**This post was edited on Mar 8th 2021 at 3:22:20pm
4 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8355 - Karma: 50,397
BruceDogFartI let some guys convince me to add a mammal bowel movement to the end of my location


google dogfart :)
4 years ago
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2902 - Karma: 34,000
little1337google dogfart :)

Oh god no, how could I have fallen for this trap
4 years ago
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,123
THANOSDOGFART


Also @CalumSKI


That’s very swag
4 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
It used to be something dumb when I first joined. As a wee NS lad, I made a dumb comment on a thread and AR6Rider said something like “change your name to Captain Obvious”. So I did and responded to him with “come at me bitch” which earned me the respect. Which, to some people is more important.

**This post was edited on Mar 9th 2021 at 3:59:50pm
4 years ago
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sqeellicbic
Posts: 421 - Karma: 3,357
little1337google dogfart :)


Ahh is makes so much sense now
4 years ago
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sqeellicbic
Posts: 421 - Karma: 3,357
little1337google dogfart :)


Ahh is makes so much sense now
4 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10873 - Karma: 58,147
CaptainObvious.It used to be something dumb when I first joined. As a wee NS lad, I made a dumb comment on a thread and AR6Rider said something like “change your name to Captain Obvious”. So I did and responded to him with “come at me bitch” which earned me the respect. Which, to some people is more important.

**This post was edited on Mar 9th 2021 at 3:59:50pm


Change it to mr.bsexy
4 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
safarisamChange it to mr.bsexy


That would be self-libelous.
4 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10873 - Karma: 58,147
CaptainObvious.That would be self-libelous.


LMAOOO
It’s been like 12 years and I still remember that fucking nickname
4 years ago
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weastcoat
Posts: 6499 - Karma: 75,314
Spongebob reference
4 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,647
safarisamLMAOOO
It’s been like 12 years and I still remember that fucking nickname

Better that than my performance on Oliver Twist day.
4 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,983
I used to "take a T" and ski, repeat, repeat, repeat.........
4 years ago
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 303 - Karma: 327
member gnarshmellow?
4 years ago
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Treegrabber
Posts: 831 - Karma: 11,929
I have a fetish
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,281
TreegrabberI have a fetish


U need to add Dogfart to ur name
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 70,192
@dolanslebensraum
4 years ago
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