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colbysaunders
Posts: 10 - Karma: 67
got any tips on how to do biiiiiiiig butters
Mar 1 2021 5:14PM 5 1
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SlitherySnake
Posts: 574 - Karma: 2,570
step 1: obtain large butter churn
step 2: amish wife to churn the butter
step 3: ?????
step 4: profit
Mar 1 2021 5:16PM 32 0
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Celery
Posts: 529 - Karma: 3,692
Lean forward
Mar 1 2021 5:27PM 10 0
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 12,174
ON3P
Mar 1 2021 5:28PM 13 0
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WoFlowz
Posts: 1822 - Karma: 13,463
Rocker
Mar 1 2021 5:36PM 9 0
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jompcock
Posts: 196 - Karma: 1,180
Have a boot w heel hold. Practice nose presses in the lift line, see how long you can balance there while moving on flat ground.
Mar 1 2021 5:39PM 7 0
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gilbertressel
Posts: 349 - Karma: 4,562
Lean more forward than you think you need to.

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2021 at 6:14:11pm
Mar 1 2021 6:13PM 6 0
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 5930 - Karma: 7,159
just do them all the time. The more you get used to how your skis flex and your balance points, the longer you'll be able to balance in a butter
Mar 1 2021 11:40PM 4 0
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PimpChimpin
Posts: 274 - Karma: 2,951
Fulltilts🤪
Mar 1 2021 11:42PM 5 0
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DominatorJacques
Posts: 6122 - Karma: 26,942
Shine the butter! Lard is much better! Awesome with beans, and farts will send that stuff into eternity!
Mar 1 2021 11:45PM 4 0
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CrunnchyVanMan
Posts: 988 - Karma: 6,149
Get surface balances, beat the shit out of them for a year, then you have the perfect full rocker pow/park surfboards
Mar 2 2021 10:39AM 3 0
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B00NE
Posts: 110 - Karma: 885
Vishnu
Mar 2 2021 10:49AM 3 0
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Treegrabber
Posts: 215 - Karma: 1,563
Cow
Mar 2 2021 11:47AM 3 0
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SteezeMasterG
Posts: 5 - Karma: 20
Step 1 tighten your boots hella
Step 2 tighten your binding hella
Step 3 lean hella
Mar 2 2021 1:22PM 2 0
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