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skierman_jack
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I work washing dishes at night so I can pay for school and skiing during the day. Not glamorous but it’s a good life.

the other day I come in to work. Usual night. Pretty busy. It’s now lent so people are calling non stop to get fish fries. Turns out my boss hired someone new just to handle takeout.

now of course she’s flaming hot. Like I know people say don’t get involved with coworkers but damn.

ends up being a slow night for takeout so she started helping me out with the dishes to take some of the load off. Super nice of her. Naturally we got to talking and we had a lot in common. We both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.

anyways it almost felt like a first date. She asked me if I did any sports or anything so that’s when I knew it was my opportunity to unleash the ultimate test: could she ski. I told her I was a passionate skier and I loved skiing more than being alive most days. I braced for the sentence “oh I’ve always wanted to try that” or “my parents used to ski” or “I tried it once when I was a kid”. But no, no my friends. What I got was SO much worse. I felt a half chub coming on as she said “oh no way I...” and then my heart dropped as I heard the word SNOWBOARD.

that was it. My hopes and dreams gone just like that. I went home and thought about it. Maybe it could work? But no. There is no way the time we would spend together would ever offset the hours of my life I would spend waiting for her to take her bindings on and off.

im writing to you from my toilet. I share this tale as a warning and a contemplation for all skiers snowboarders aren’t worth it
Feb 28 2021 11:41PM
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shred14
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Lmfaoooo what a let down 😖
Feb 28 2021 11:47PM
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Treegrabber
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Thats sharp
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Mar 1 2021 12:22AM
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ASAPCarter
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Hey, I’d say that’s still a better answer than the usual “oh I’ve always wanted to try that” type of thing.
Or even worse, There’s been a few times where I’ve gone into the whole “yeah I ski a ton” and I just get a confused “why??” response, usually from a snowboarder chick. Really throws you into an existential crisis when ur just tryna get some poon. Definitely been a constant problem since moving to California, where skiing is considered super lame.
Mar 1 2021 12:22AM
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PacificRimJob
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ASAPCarterDefinitely been a constant problem since moving to California, where skiing is considered super lame.


Lol where in California are you? backwoods Bakersfield or something?

Skiing is all the rage in the sierras.
Mar 1 2021 1:03AM
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VT_scratch
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ew, subarus
Mar 1 2021 1:10AM
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ASAPCarter
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DingoSeanLol where in California are you? backwoods Bakersfield or something?

Skiing is all the rage in the sierras.


Santa Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.
Mar 1 2021 1:11AM
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Getshifty
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Idk about the rest of you guys, but at my mountain there's way more cool snowboard girls then skiers girls. I can't think of a single dope skier girl who rides park but I name a couple cool ones who honestly rip pretty hard on the board. Ay man, ill take it over nothing at all tho
Mar 1 2021 1:32AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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i think id much rather have a girl who snowboarded than a girl who didnt do either, you gotta count your blessings g
Mar 1 2021 1:36AM
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PacificRimJob
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ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

Thats because youre going to stupid ass big bear. Go rip Mt Baldy or Waterman on a big year, or start touring the San Gabes and San Berdoos and youll just see skiers. sometimes splitboarders and snowshoers...
Mar 1 2021 1:49AM
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TheMoostafian
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ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.


Look on the bright side, with only 3 skiers, you're probably at least in the top 5 best skiers at big bear!
Mar 1 2021 2:16AM
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c-fries
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Matched with an attractive girl on hinge. Got excited because the hinge game is rough around these parts. One of my prompts is “what are you looking for in a relationship” or whatever and my answer is “a skinning partner.”

Her first reply to me was “what does that mean.” Said ski touring. She told me she was worried I was interested in skinning as in like Silence of the Lambs skinning. Then said she’s always wanted to try skiing. 😢

Bzn hinge no less. Might just give up.
Mar 1 2021 7:54AM
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jprene8
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ColoradoDogfarti think id much rather have a girl who snowboarded than a girl who didnt do either, you gotta count your blessings g


Exactly this, yea it sucks you gotta wait for someone to strap in ( I ski and snowboard so I know the pain) but hey you found another crazy person who likes to go out in 20 degree temps with puking snow and strap themselves into a piece or pieces of wood and slide down a fucking mountain, that’s better to me than having someone that just hates it in general. So in my book that’s still a win to me.

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2021 at 8:11:13am
Mar 1 2021 8:09AM
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freestyler540
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So you threw away a girl because she snowboards? Wow those are high standards.
On my last 3 dates, they rejected me because I was too active. Irony was those were 3hr supper dates, they decided I was too outgoing to be a friend.
By experience, snowboard chicks are way more fun than skiing chicks.
Mar 1 2021 8:33AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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c-friesMatched with an attractive girl on hinge. Got excited because the hinge game is rough around these parts. One of my prompts is “what are you looking for in a relationship” or whatever and my answer is “a skinning partner.”

Her first reply to me was “what does that mean.” Said ski touring. She told me she was worried I was interested in skinning as in like Silence of the Lambs skinning. Then said she’s always wanted to try skiing. 😢

Bzn hinge no less. Might just give up.


when ya girl wanna filet you alive thats how you know she a keeper 💖💖
Mar 1 2021 8:36AM
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b0ss
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Haha sled go sideways
Mar 1 2021 8:39AM
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partyandBS
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I married a snowboarder so I could watch her bend over all the time. She can hang on skin trips, double blacks, trees, and is down to film me in the park. Beats the fuck out of waiting on a chick who can barely ski.
Mar 1 2021 8:45AM
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kami
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You aren't core unless you are married to your skis
Mar 1 2021 9:41AM
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soup
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skierman_jackWe both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.


I don't know if you intended this to be funny but that's the most dishwasher ski bum hitting on a hot waitress thing I've ever read
Mar 1 2021 9:43AM
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jprene8
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kamiYou aren't core unless you are married to your skis


If this isn't goals I don’t want it 😤😤😫
Mar 1 2021 9:43AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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c-friesMatched with an attractive girl on hinge. Got excited because the hinge game is rough around these parts. One of my prompts is “what are you looking for in a relationship” or whatever and my answer is “a skinning partner.”

Her first reply to me was “what does that mean.” Said ski touring. She told me she was worried I was interested in skinning as in like Silence of the Lambs skinning. Then said she’s always wanted to try skiing. 😢

Bzn hinge no less. Might just give up.

Dude bozeman hinge is gnarlier than hitting a rusted penta kink aluminum hand rail on an overpass over the freeway
Edit: lol aluminum can't rust. Still get out while you can

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2021 at 9:47:53am
Mar 1 2021 9:47AM
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dolanslebensraum
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kamiYou aren't core unless you are married to your skis


Finding a rail ripped out on your skis is like the busted ravioli killjoy
Mar 1 2021 9:59AM
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WoFlowz
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Fucking simp. Snowboard girls are cute too tho. Like others said stop being a greedy bastard and take what you can get
Mar 1 2021 10:18AM
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Jems
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having a newschoolers account automatically ensures you’ll have little to no female contact


personally i have gotten 3 girls snaps out in my first year of college so far and 2 of them have been to sell weed to
Mar 1 2021 10:21AM
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EvanMeyer
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If this thread was made 8-10 years ago all the responses would just be pee in her butt so that’s what I think you should do.
Mar 1 2021 10:23AM
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mistaNasty
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VT_scratchew, subarus


Yerr get a truck with a sled deck and you’ll never have this issue with women again
Mar 1 2021 10:24AM
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Session
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ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.


SB Native. Can confirm. Surf culture dictates anything where you face forward instead of sideways is lame.
Mar 1 2021 10:28AM
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Mingg
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skierman_jackI was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car.


This is true romance
Mar 1 2021 10:42AM
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The.Fish
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Just don't move to Alta to ski bum and you should be all good
Mar 1 2021 10:43AM
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skierman_jack
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The best comment so far
Jemshaving a newschoolers account automatically ensures you’ll have little to no female contact


personally i have gotten 3 girls snaps out in my first year of college so far and 2 of them have been to sell weed to
Mar 1 2021 10:57AM
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Jems
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no time for bitches i gotta ski bro
Mar 1 2021 11:13AM
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Grom
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ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.

if i go to ucsb how much do u think i can ski
Mar 1 2021 12:02PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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SessionSB Native. Can confirm. Surf culture dictates anything where you face forward instead of sideways is lame.

So what's up with board slides then? Automatically lame and why every snowboarder usually learns 5050 even tho a 5050 on snowboard is lame af
Mar 1 2021 12:03PM
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ASAPCarter
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ASAPJackif i go to ucsb how much do u think i can ski


Well rn since since everything is online you can kinda go whenever you want. I took winter quarter off this year because my schedule got fucked up, so January til end of March I’m just a full time ski bum doing 3-7 days a week. In a normal year I’d plan on MAYBE 1-2 days a week if you’re super committed. With that said, we do have a snow club that I’d highly recommend joining, and there’s plenty of trips they put together. Overall it’s a super fun school and you’ll really love it if you’re down to play beer die next to the beach everyday. I do sometimes get envious of my friends living a whole lot closer to skiing, but i wouldn’t say I regret it at all. Shoot me a DM tho if you go any questions, wanna come tour campus, anything. Always looking for new ski homies.
Mar 1 2021 12:30PM
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Denseclouds
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ReturnToMonkeyDude bozeman hinge is gnarlier than hitting a rusted penta kink aluminum hand rail on an overpass over the freeway
Edit: lol aluminum can't rust. Still get out while you can

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2021 at 9:47:53am


Please elaborate
Mar 1 2021 1:59PM
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skiP.E.I.
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SessionSB Native. Can confirm. Surf culture dictates anything where you face forward instead of sideways is lame.

eh don't you have to face forward to hang 10 or whatever?
Mar 1 2021 2:17PM
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Session
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ReturnToMonkeySo what's up with board slides then? Automatically lame and why every snowboarder usually learns 5050 even tho a 5050 on snowboard is lame af


skiP.E.I.eh don't you have to face forward to hang 10 or whatever?


Both of you are morons if you can't understand what I am saying.
Mar 1 2021 2:52PM
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Young_patty
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Dawg you rejected a girl cause she slides down snow a different way than you do😐
Mar 1 2021 2:52PM
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muffMan.
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skierman_jackI work washing dishes at night so I can pay for school and skiing during the day. Not glamorous but it’s a good life.

the other day I come in to work. Usual night. Pretty busy. It’s now lent so people are calling non stop to get fish fries. Turns out my boss hired someone new just to handle takeout.

now of course she’s flaming hot. Like I know people say don’t get involved with coworkers but damn.

ends up being a slow night for takeout so she started helping me out with the dishes to take some of the load off. Super nice of her. Naturally we got to talking and we had a lot in common. We both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.

anyways it almost felt like a first date. She asked me if I did any sports or anything so that’s when I knew it was my opportunity to unleash the ultimate test: could she ski. I told her I was a passionate skier and I loved skiing more than being alive most days. I braced for the sentence “oh I’ve always wanted to try that” or “my parents used to ski” or “I tried it once when I was a kid”. But no, no my friends. What I got was SO much worse. I felt a half chub coming on as she said “oh no way I...” and then my heart dropped as I heard the word SNOWBOARD.

that was it. My hopes and dreams gone just like that. I went home and thought about it. Maybe it could work? But no. There is no way the time we would spend together would ever offset the hours of my life I would spend waiting for her to take her bindings on and off.

im writing to you from my toilet. I share this tale as a warning and a contemplation for all skiers snowboarders aren’t worth it


I fell into that boat but now I’m getting her into skiing ;)
Mar 1 2021 3:16PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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SessionBoth of you are morons if you can't understand what I am saying.

Youre the moron for letting those jokes go over your head
Mar 1 2021 3:21PM
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skiP.E.I.
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SessionBoth of you are morons if you can't understand what I am saying.

So be it. I'm just glad I don't live in SoCal.
Mar 1 2021 3:25PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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skiP.E.I.So be it. I'm just glad I don't live in SoCal.

Amen to that brotha. We were just joking that for people who can't be bothered if it's not riding a board sideways, a lot of their tricks involve turning forwards
Mar 1 2021 3:27PM
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ski_salmon69
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OP you can give her my snap if you don’t want her
Mar 1 2021 7:06PM
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Skiblade420
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I am one of them.
ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.
Mar 1 2021 8:54PM
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Skiblade420
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Ass is ass jack. Ass is ass
Mar 1 2021 8:56PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
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This is what you need
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/995505/Shy-Girlfriend-Cuddles-Up-to-you---ASMR---Soft-Spoken---F4A-
Mar 1 2021 10:38PM
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Skibumtheeast
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Move to Tahoe 🙌🏼
ASAPCarterSanta Barbara/San Diego. I think there’s a grand total of about 3 skiers at big bear, myself included.
Mar 2 2021 12:58AM
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Skibumtheeast
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Hands down can't handle hanging with girls who aren't passionate about the shred. Ski or ride whatever, as long as she can send and is down to go places for the purpose of sending.
skierman_jackI work washing dishes at night so I can pay for school and skiing during the day. Not glamorous but it’s a good life.

the other day I come in to work. Usual night. Pretty busy. It’s now lent so people are calling non stop to get fish fries. Turns out my boss hired someone new just to handle takeout.

now of course she’s flaming hot. Like I know people say don’t get involved with coworkers but damn.

ends up being a slow night for takeout so she started helping me out with the dishes to take some of the load off. Super nice of her. Naturally we got to talking and we had a lot in common. We both love the outdoors and subarus and the same music. I was showing her where the garbage goes and she wanted to check out my car. I started it up for her and we both laughed at how loud it is.

anyways it almost felt like a first date. She asked me if I did any sports or anything so that’s when I knew it was my opportunity to unleash the ultimate test: could she ski. I told her I was a passionate skier and I loved skiing more than being alive most days. I braced for the sentence “oh I’ve always wanted to try that” or “my parents used to ski” or “I tried it once when I was a kid”. But no, no my friends. What I got was SO much worse. I felt a half chub coming on as she said “oh no way I...” and then my heart dropped as I heard the word SNOWBOARD.

that was it. My hopes and dreams gone just like that. I went home and thought about it. Maybe it could work? But no. There is no way the time we would spend together would ever offset the hours of my life I would spend waiting for her to take her bindings on and off.

im writing to you from my toilet. I share this tale as a warning and a contemplation for all skiers snowboarders aren’t worth it
Mar 2 2021 1:00AM
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ASAPCarter
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SkibumtheeastMove to Tahoe 🙌🏼


Idk about moving there but I’ll be at squaw in a couple weeks lol
Mar 2 2021 1:08AM
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Skibumtheeast
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Save yourself an extra trip and bring all your shit with you when you head up 😂😂😂
ASAPCarterIdk about moving there but I’ll be at squaw in a couple weeks lol
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