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The cheese paradox

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Treegrabber
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The stage is set for the largest cheese convention in United States history. 37 different cheeses are brought in and 48 are brought in later. 15 legendary cheese experts are flown in to ridicule the cheese. They expect there to be 75 total cheeses in the testing room, but there are only 30. Suddenly they realize that the perpetrator was the Gouda. It dawns on them. The sky turns a dark stormy grey and the wind howls. The more holes the cheese has in its surface the less cheese there is total. Therefore every hole makes the cheese a little more less
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GayWolf420
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do tell more
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Mixy
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but the more cheese there is the more more holes there are so the less cheese there is ah jeez
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elcheapo
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Cream chease will reign Supreme this year
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Lonely
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C H E E S E
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Charlie_Kelly
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And yet, no one mentions the cheese cake sitting lonely in the corner.
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freestyler540
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great, now I want to eat cheese
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HypeBeast
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Although more holes means less cheese, it also means more surface area.
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Bushdid9_11
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You give the meanest old white man some cheese and he turn into mr rogers
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skiP.E.I.
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There's many a night I've dreamed of cheese.
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Spunion
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cheese makes me gassy
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HypeBeast
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I like cheese that smells like butt but I don't like to smell butt. That's the real cheese paradox
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