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Big Changes to Vail Resorts Mountain Safety Program

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Vail Resorts has just announced a partnership with Jean-Yves Blondeau for their new Mountain Safety Program.

They have purchased 500 yellow-colored Rollerman Winter Suits from Blondeau for speed enforcement employees to chase down offenders.

Beginning next season, expect to see these guys set up in the slow zones:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/994217/Ski-Man--Rollerman-Winter-suit-
Feb 20 2021 4:29PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Takes tele skiing to a new level, actually skiing on your knees.
Feb 20 2021 5:04PM
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T.L.
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Great.. how is anyone supposed to get laid with 500 more of these people in the world?

Why does VR want all the dudes in mountain towns single forever?
Feb 20 2021 5:39PM
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PimpChimpin
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Not surprised, yellow jackets love getting on their knees
Feb 20 2021 6:42PM
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grantn_
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Can’t wait to get yelled at for skiing switch again!
Feb 20 2021 6:44PM
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grantn_
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Also good to know a dude who is known for speed is against speed :) I’m speeding zoom zoom

**This post was edited on Feb 20th 2021 at 6:46:46pm
Feb 20 2021 6:46PM
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grantn_
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This is my thread now. I’m going so fast you can’t catch me. Lemme throw these on for extra speed 😎
Feb 20 2021 6:49PM
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grantn_
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Currently landed a 180 and am going to the base switch. 😎⛷⛷
Feb 20 2021 6:51PM
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grantn_
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I’ve made it to the base. Time to get in my getaway vehicle before the yellow jackets can catch me! 🦽🦽🦽
Feb 20 2021 6:52PM
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Vail Resorts corporate greed has led them to automate the yellow jackets and build more condos in the place of employee housing
Feb 20 2021 11:10PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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So wait, isn't this guy actually the ultimate swerve skier?
Feb 20 2021 11:14PM
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a_pla5tic_bagTakes tele skiing to a new level, actually skiing on your knees.


I wonder if Tele skiers would actually want one of those knee skis
Feb 21 2021 1:40AM
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T.L.Great.. how is anyone supposed to get laid with 500 more of these people in the world?

Why does VR want all the dudes in mountain towns single forever?


All the girls lining up to bang the mountain safety guys
Feb 21 2021 1:41AM
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grantn_I’ve made it to the base. Time to get in my getaway vehicle before the yellow jackets can catch me! 🦽🦽🦽


Lemme see your pass!
Feb 21 2021 1:42AM
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kami

Vail Resorts corporate greed has led them to automate the yellow jackets and build more condos in the place of employee housing


Omg I love it!!!!!!!!!
Feb 21 2021 1:43AM
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poofartpee
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Can't tell if this is satire...god help us
Feb 21 2021 12:49PM
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freestyler540
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I thought OP would have told us that the speed enforcement officers will be upgraded with air horns instead of whistles.
Feb 21 2021 7:40PM
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tutipups
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larilinesignVail Resorts has just announced a partnership with Jean-Yves Blondeau for their new Mountain Safety Program.

They have purchased 500 yellow-colored Rollerman Winter Suits from Blondeau for speed enforcement employees to chase down offenders.

Beginning next season, expect to see these guys set up in the slow zones:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/994217/Ski-Man--Rollerman-Winter-suit-


yo fabio wibmer irl
Feb 21 2021 9:32PM
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theabortionator
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I want to paint a piece of yellow fence to look like a "SLOW" sign but instead say "SEND IT". Have me and somebody else wearing yellow jackets nect to it on a breakover and build a jimp over it then film an edit of people jumping it and probsbly getting kicked out by the real yellow jackets for having fun.
Feb 22 2021 6:24AM
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