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Is snowboarding cooler than skiing :(

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BonusNo413
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Snowboards are big fat things that look cool to ride while skis are like the skinny twigs made from the left over materials at the snowboard factory :(
It's like eating the cheap small chicken wings instead of the more expensive chicken drum sticks :(
Snowboarders have names like Chad, Brad, and Jason. Skiers have names like Gunther, Rod, and Jimmy :(
Snowboarders are out there chucking quintuple corks in big air while skiers are still doing 720s :(
Snowboarders are like the highschool popular kids while skiers are like the highschool weirdos :(
Tell me I'm wrong bros :( Tell me I'm wrong.... :.(

**This thread was edited on Feb 1st 2021 at 4:10:05am
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Feb 1 2021 4:07AM
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Dr_Richard_Hertz
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High key was really unimpressed by snowboard knucklehuck. Like what the hell happened?
Feb 1 2021 4:44AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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My name is Brad and I am a skier. Your point is moot.
Feb 1 2021 4:51AM
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gilbertressel
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Skinny twigs?? Speak for yaself its 125 underfoot all day in the park, groomers, occasionally pow no kizzy. Fatter skis fatter dick
Feb 1 2021 4:53AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Craig mcmorris makes me cringe
Feb 1 2021 5:09AM
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Isak_lonn
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If you compare an average snowboarder with an average skier the snowboarder is cooler. This is because the snowboarder is more unusual and therefore stands out and will appear as “cool”. But this is only the compared average skier. Not the type of people here on the NS forums. I am quite certain that all of us have a lot more style and more stability and control while skiing so if a jerry sees us we will be just as cool as a snowboarder perhaps even cooler since we are on the same sort of “twiggy sticks” the jerry will be amazed on our style and control. So I believe that a cool skier is just as cool if not cooler than a snowboarder!
Feb 1 2021 5:15AM
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Jammu
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Both are lame, it’s the BLADEZZZ what are cool!
Feb 1 2021 5:57AM
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theabortionator
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Intriguing analysis
Feb 1 2021 7:50AM
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WoFlowz
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Just ski fat skis in the park anything under 100 is pussy shit
Feb 1 2021 8:00AM
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andyc0
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#StabSnowboarders
Feb 1 2021 4:27PM
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poofartpee
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Pogosticking is really whats cool

Feb 1 2021 5:19PM
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Granby_killdozer
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Yeah my snowboarder friends look real cool when I leave their asses in flat sections and they refuse to follow me through mogul fields because they're scared of them.
Feb 1 2021 5:37PM
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Granby_killdozer
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Yeah my snowboarder friends look real cool when I leave their asses in flat sections and they refuse to follow me through mogul fields because they're scared of them.
Feb 1 2021 5:37PM
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SofaKingSick
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Wait, you'd want the names Brad and chad?
Feb 1 2021 8:28PM
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Sharko
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Craw_DaddyYeah my snowboarder friends look real cool when I leave their asses in flat sections and they refuse to follow me through mogul fields because they're scared of them.

Sadly my snowboarder friends rip through the moguls way faster than me
Feb 1 2021 8:39PM
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tri_photo
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You are wrong
Feb 1 2021 8:59PM
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Granby_killdozer
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SharkoSadly my snowboarder friends rip through the moguls way faster than me


You shouldn't be getting beat by snowboarders in the moguls dude. Hit the squat rack so you can get legs of steel to crush your enemies.
Feb 1 2021 9:12PM
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KCoCM
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idk man, kfeds are pretty cool
Feb 1 2021 10:49PM
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asparagus
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1. Snowboarders can go bigger on jumps, but skiers have them outclassed on rails
2. Since when was spin to win cool, didn’t we just have this conversation?
3. Snowboard big air was lame IMO, all they did was boost the biggest corks they could, there were only like 2 guys not corking or grabbing melon and indy

HOWEVER

I believe that snowboarding is inherently stylish and that skiing is inherently not. My snowboarder friend just learned 3s and they already look better than mine which I have had for weeks. I still think that a a high level skiing has more opportunity for style.

Whatever, both sports are dope.
Feb 1 2021 11:38PM
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SlitherySnake
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Craw_DaddyYou shouldn't be getting beat by snowboarders in the moguls dude. Hit the squat rack so you can get legs of steel to crush your enemies.


crush their heads between your thighs like a grape between your fingers
Feb 2 2021 2:43AM
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GayWolf420
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honestly yeah
Feb 2 2021 2:43AM
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Sharko
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Craw_DaddyYou shouldn't be getting beat by snowboarders in the moguls dude. Hit the squat rack so you can get legs of steel to crush your enemies.

Nope. I guarantee they would waste you through moguls too.
Feb 2 2021 4:14AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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My first year in Tahoe, I worked with and hung out with a guy named Chad. We were Brad and Chad right as the jokes started taking off
SofaKingSickWait, you'd want the names Brad and chad?
Feb 2 2021 9:58AM
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Granby_killdozer
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SharkoNope. I guarantee they would waste you through moguls too.


i garuntee they wouldn't lol
Feb 2 2021 11:13AM
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skigumby
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Wow, this survey isn't biased at all...
Feb 2 2021 11:17AM
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OregonDead
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Snowboarding is cooler yes. Wear snowboard pants to ski op and maybe that will help
Feb 2 2021 11:28AM
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Sharko
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Craw_Daddyi garuntee they wouldn't lol


Well, you could be a pro mogul athlete and I just don’t know. But you’d have to be. They are deaf Olympic snowboard medalists, they bomb through the moguls and double-backie off the last ones.
Feb 2 2021 3:45PM
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FruitBootPro
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What the fuck are you even talking about?
Feb 2 2021 3:48PM
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CowboySkibop
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the highschool weirdos are all cool now... and the popular kids are shitty or burnt out

also just ride fat skis then
Feb 2 2021 4:00PM
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Granby_killdozer
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SharkoWell, you could be a pro mogul athlete and I just don’t know. But you’d have to be. They are deaf Olympic snowboard medalists, they bomb through the moguls and double-backie off the last ones.


Olympic snowboard moguls isn't a thing... and I don't need to be a pro athlete to beat someone when I have a clear advantage. skis are objectively better than snowboards for maneuvering through moguls. All I need to do is move my ankles and knees while boarders have to move their entire bodies. I could carry a fuckin food platter through the bumps, good luck doing that on a board...
Feb 2 2021 4:30PM
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Sharko
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Craw_DaddyOlympic snowboard moguls isn't a thing... and I don't need to be a pro athlete to beat someone when I have a clear advantage. skis are objectively better than snowboards for maneuvering through moguls. All I need to do is move my ankles and knees while boarders have to move their entire bodies. I could carry a fuckin food platter through the bumps, good luck doing that on a board...

I didn’t say they did Olympic moguls, I said they were deaf Olympic medalists (big air, slope style). Your vehicle may have an advantage, but they are pro-level athletes. They’re just stronger and faster than mere mortals, any slope, any day, any vehicle. You can talk trash about snowboards if you want, but unless you’ve gone head to head with a pro boarder you don’t really know.
Feb 2 2021 5:25PM
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Granby_killdozer
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SharkoI didn’t say they did Olympic moguls, I said they were deaf Olympic medalists (big air, slope style). Your vehicle may have an advantage, but they are pro-level athletes. They’re just stronger and faster than mere mortals, any slope, any day, any vehicle. You can talk trash about snowboards if you want, but unless you’ve gone head to head with a pro boarder you don’t really know.


that doesn't mean shit dude. I'm faster in the moguls than nfl players too. I'm faster on a bike than Usain Bolt when he's running. I can pull more weight with my truck than an Olympic weight lifter. Skiers have an overwhelming mechanical advantage over snowboarders in the moguls. get over it. sorry you're slow tho dude. that sucks.
Feb 2 2021 6:03PM
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Granby_killdozer
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SharkoI didn’t say they did Olympic moguls, I said they were deaf Olympic medalists (big air, slope style). Your vehicle may have an advantage, but they are pro-level athletes. They’re just stronger and faster than mere mortals, any slope, any day, any vehicle. You can talk trash about snowboards if you want, but unless you’ve gone head to head with a pro boarder you don’t really know.

Here's one of the best park snowboarders in the world trying to ride powder at 21:30. Riding powder on a board is much easier than zipper lining moguls...
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/987489/Red-Bull-Signature-Series---Supernatural-2012-FULL-TV-EPISODE-6
Feb 2 2021 6:09PM
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Sharko
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Craw_Daddythat doesn't mean shit dude. I'm faster in the moguls than nfl players too. I'm faster on a bike than Usain Bolt when he's running. I can pull more weight with my truck than an Olympic weight lifter. Skiers have an overwhelming mechanical advantage over snowboarders in the moguls. get over it. sorry you're slow tho dude. that sucks.

I am slow. That doesn’t make you fast. I bet pro boarders could waste you through moguls. I’m going to need to see you face off against a pro, each of you holding 2 forms of government ID and a copy of today’s newspaper as evidence.

**This post was edited on Feb 2nd 2021 at 6:47:48pm
Feb 2 2021 6:44PM
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Granby_killdozer
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SharkoI am slow. That doesn’t make you fast. I bet pro boarders could waste you through moguls. I’m going to need to see you face off against a pro, each of you holding 2 forms of government ID and a copy of today’s newspaper as evidence.

**This post was edited on Feb 2nd 2021 at 6:47:48pm


I dont need to prove that I'm faster than them just like I don't need to prove I can drive my truck faster than Lance Armstrong can ride a bike. post a video of them ripping up some moguls if they're so damn good.
Feb 2 2021 7:05PM
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Idahoe
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WoFlowzJust ski fat skis in the park anything under 100 is pussy shit


if you aren't on something thats at least 175 and 100 underfoot you are a child
Feb 2 2021 7:17PM
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gilbertressel
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Idahoeif you aren't on something thats at least 175 and 100 underfoot you are a child

Facts.
Feb 2 2021 7:26PM
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WoFlowz
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Idahoeif you aren't on something thats at least 175 and 100 underfoot you are a child


Couldn’t agree more
Feb 2 2021 7:33PM
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CowboySkibop
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I take back what I said earlier. Im watching the boarding film Wave Puker on redbull TV and snowboarding is way cooler tbh
Feb 2 2021 7:45PM
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OregonDead
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@Sharko vs. @Granby_killdozer ski off
take it to the snow and post up video so we can judge #nsofficialskioff
Feb 2 2021 10:42PM
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Granby_killdozer
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OregonDead@Sharko vs. @Granby_killdozer ski off
take it to the snow and post up video so we can judge #nsofficialskioff


down
Feb 2 2021 11:08PM
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Chunderface
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Was part of the first generation of snowboarders and spent 20 seasons on a board. For sooo many reasons, skiing is way, way cooler. Think beyond the park and consider also BC and big mountain. Snowboarding just doesn't have the core history and culture that skiing has all over the world. The complexity of skiing is orders of magnitude beyond snowboarding. The capacity of skis as tools is waaaay beyond what can be done on a board. Boards are dumbed down and simple, yet most boarders can even actually carve. I love boarding don't get me wrong; you can just flip the switch off and have fun. But to me its nowhere near as cool as skiing.
Feb 2 2021 11:14PM
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Pilgore
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They actually trade places as you age. I think it's harder and harder to look cool on a snowboard as you age. Skis you can just blend in with all the other old Jerry's or be a hard carving old dude
Feb 4 2021 2:22AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I used to have a 174, 108 underfoot K2 Sidestash in my quiver.
Did the extra width makeup for the 1cm lacking??
Is this a total volume thing or is it non-transferable?

What about if I have, say, a 210 with 65 underfoot. Can I make it with that too??
Idahoeif you aren't on something thats at least 175 and 100 underfoot you are a child
Feb 4 2021 3:42AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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This natural selection tour is definitely the coolest comp of the year
Feb 4 2021 1:01PM
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muffMan.
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monoski or death
Feb 4 2021 1:21PM
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