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Buttery toast : how do u butter

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BlainTalent
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Yoooo how do u butter : jump up on the tips, flex the legs, flex the shins, flex the boots, flex the skis, combo wombo of all of them. Really thought getting full tilts would help me butter my toast alot easier . Maybe i should get a stiffer toungue currently at 90. Ride dropkicks and chronics. Please lmk how you butter I’m tryna dip toast in my butter its so soft
Jan 24 2021 3:27PM
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skrtskrrt
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lean further toward than u think u need to
Jan 24 2021 3:40PM
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hud4raptors
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over exaggerate ur movements at first, and do it slow so u will fall but u'll get the idea then do it at regular speed
Jan 24 2021 3:47PM
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WoFlowz
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For larger butters like 5s with some height or 7s I like to pop/hop into the first 180 land rly heavy on the tips lots of pressure on the shins and weight forward to get that pop to spin out of them
Jan 24 2021 4:22PM
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poofartpee
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You have fulltilts and still can't butter toast? I am afraid nothing can help you, sorry g
Jan 24 2021 4:53PM
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armchair_skier
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1. Make sure your forward pressure is set up correctly, maybe bump your din up 1 or so.

2. go fast fast fast

3. Use your WHOLE BODY

4. Don’t make dumb excuses. Observe your technique and fix it.
Jan 24 2021 5:15PM
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hi_vis360
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according to people who daffy butter, you take 1 knife in both hands and simultaneously spread the butter with the knives at different angles. idk how they keep the toast in place seems sus to me
Jan 24 2021 5:19PM
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BlainTalent
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Maybe i should take the butter out fridge first and let it sit at room temp for a while
Jan 24 2021 7:45PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Doesn’t matter what boots you got all you gotta do is throw your whole body especially your core at it

Edit; while it’s scary, speed will also help you I was scared of doing it with some speed at first but it will help in the long run a lot

**This post was edited on Jan 24th 2021 at 8:01:26pm
Jan 24 2021 8:00PM
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DominatorJacques
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BlainTalentYoooo how do u butter : jump up on the tips, flex the legs, flex the shins, flex the boots, flex the skis, combo wombo of all of them. Really thought getting full tilts would help me butter my toast alot easier . Maybe i should get a stiffer toungue currently at 90. Ride dropkicks and chronics. Please lmk how you butter I’m tryna dip toast in my butter its so soft


I have some old retired skis that I use to spread the butter on my toast. With the shaped sidewalls, and the 4 degree side edge, they slice the butter easy too!
Jan 24 2021 8:05PM
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animator
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“I thought full tilts would help me butter easier” 😭😭😭
Jan 24 2021 8:37PM
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qollus
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poofartpeeYou have fulltilts and still can't butter toast? I am afraid nothing can help you, sorry g


What are full tilts? Sorry I’m new.
Jan 24 2021 9:21PM
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Charliehermens1
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I heard throw your chest at your tips, worked for me idk if that’s correct or not lol.
Jan 24 2021 9:23PM
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DominatorJacques
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qollusWhat are full tilts? Sorry I’m new.


Three-piece ski boots.
Jan 24 2021 9:32PM
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clorox
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Having a lot of heel hold in your boots will help. Don't rely on the stiffness of your boots entirely. Use your calf muscles to press down on the toe and pull up on the heel. Learn to balance in a nose press in the lift line.
Jan 24 2021 11:11PM
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Jezza
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finderHaving a lot of heel hold in your boots will help. Don't rely on the stiffness of your boots entirely. Use your calf muscles to press down on the toe and pull up on the heel. Learn to balance in a nose press in the lift line.

Proper fitting footbeds in your ski boots will help a ton
Jan 25 2021 5:05AM
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BlainTalent
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Bout to put the butter in the microwave and throw erry thang i got it at it
Jan 25 2021 11:29AM
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270on420out
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Go switch and pretend you’re about to get on the ground to do a push-up
Jan 25 2021 12:03PM
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snowmosexual
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on flat ground with no speed use your poles to get up on your tips and just stand on them. You'll figure it out from there
Jan 25 2021 7:40PM
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BlainTalent
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Ya boy blaintalent bout to butter some some CRISP toast tonight I’ll let ya know how it goes
Jan 26 2021 6:29PM
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