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Muteman
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It is nowing at stvens pass right now and probably other places it makes me feel all warm inside evn though it is cold outside. Too bad it will be sunny by tomorrow. Thats why we need to blow up the sun.
23 years ago
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NoTeefa
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if there were no sun, there would be no rain, and therefore no snow


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
23 years ago
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Brit1275
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that's why we blow it up mid-february. then we already have the snow....PERMA-SNOW!!!

rob nelson can lick my nads
23 years ago
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skier_boy26
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then there will never be powder, just ice shit

-Grant-

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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
Well we would use our special powers and unite to create perma powder! If we did it in feb than it would be there all year which means skiing all year! We would jus have to wear glow sticks to see.
23 years ago
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skier_boy26
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the cool thing about snow is it reflects light so glowsticks would work in the perma snow in the starless system

-Grant-

Chicken Wang?
23 years ago
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Muteman
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Yeah and that would make everything all tripped out and neon. And you cant go wrong with neon.
23 years ago
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StriderMG
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man neon is pimp shiz, except when you break open a glow stick it kind aburns your skin, damn the pores in you face burn, and it smells like ass

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
23 years ago
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
that's why we use those little LED head-light things they have at like REI. oh shit wait...i suppose, if we REALLY wanted to...if we REALLY were smart enough....we could turn on some god damn lights.

rob nelson can lick my nads
23 years ago
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ian8387
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if we blew up the sun than it would get super cold so we would all have to wear a lot of fur which feels good so i guess we could blow up the sun... but fur is expensive,... but with no sun all the plants would die, and then the animals would die too, but not us because we have canned foods, and if all the animals were dead than the fur would not be as expensive and if all the plants died than i would not run into trees anymore......sounds good lets blow up the sun

i love my dog... his name is joey

britney spears is hot
23 years ago
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kevywevy
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i like how you think



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
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