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What types of skiers are there?

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katrina
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I recently came across something referring to someone as a "swerve" skier. What different types of skiers are there and how do you know them when you see them?
Jan 17 2021 7:17PM 14 5
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WoFlowz
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Trail clone/ski influencer are the worst, I swear they all have shifts and qst and post pictures everytime it snows like half an inch pow day this pow day that. Then also post bs about their fucking coffee they made after they skinned up a flat groomer at 6 am for a shitty sunrise to say first tracks in the half an inch of fucking fresh snow. They also complain about shit not being sustainable then buy all new bc/touring gear and resort stuff every year. Gosh I fucking hate the direction skiing in general is going. Park skiing is in a good spot needs more people with poles but that’s not a big deal.

edit: I can’t forget the classic “the conditions are spicy”

**This post was edited on Jan 17th 2021 at 7:31:00pm
Jan 17 2021 7:29PM 63 3
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ericforman
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I have a pretty binary sorting system: people who complain while skiing and people who don’t.
Jan 17 2021 7:37PM 83 0
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gilbertressel
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skiing is such a wonderfully divergent sport at this point that I reckon you'd need an encyclopedia to get through every possible skier type. Very vaguely I'd split it up into freeriders/freeskiers, tourists and racers.
Jan 17 2021 7:45PM 20 0
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99subaruforester
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WoFlowzTrail clone/ski influencer are the worst, I swear they all have shifts and qst and post pictures everytime it snows like half an inch pow day this pow day that. Then also post bs about their fucking coffee they made after they skinned up a flat groomer at 6 am for a shitty sunrise to say first tracks in the half an inch of fucking fresh snow. They also complain about shit not being sustainable then buy all new bc/touring gear and resort stuff every year. Gosh I fucking hate the direction skiing in general is going. Park skiing is in a good spot needs more people with poles but that’s not a big deal.

edit: I can’t forget the classic “the conditions are spicy”

**This post was edited on Jan 17th 2021 at 7:31:00pm


huge facts
Jan 17 2021 7:57PM 5 0
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ski_salmon69
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There’s the best skiier on the mountain but there’s only one of these people which is me
Jan 17 2021 7:59PM 57 0
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koenhelmke
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Yeah I’m a type 3 skier 😩😎
Jan 17 2021 8:02PM 31 0
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WoFlowz
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koenhelmkeYeah I’m a type 3 skier 😩😎


Type 3 diabetic frfr
Jan 17 2021 8:45PM 19 0
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WoFlowz
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Reckoner 102
Jan 17 2021 8:55PM 13 0
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KCoCM
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wanted to take the time to say great commwnt
ericformanI have a pretty binary sorting system: people who complain while skiing and people who don’t.
Jan 17 2021 9:03PM 10 0
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CatdickBojangles
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The only types I know are 1,2,3 and the illustrious 3+. Although I heard rumors of type 4 being added.
Jan 17 2021 9:03PM 11 0
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WoFlowz
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WoFlowzReckoner 102


Sorry wrong thread
Jan 17 2021 9:11PM 12 0
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NateDude
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I just learned how to ski backwards yesterday so i think that puts me up to level 11
Jan 17 2021 9:13PM 20 0
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brownetown
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Dudes who rip for the love and those who ski for clips
Jan 17 2021 9:51PM 23 0
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DeebieSkeebies
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MYSTERY SKIERS

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/989396/Gangster-Party-Line
Jan 17 2021 10:06PM 2 0
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katrina
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DeebieSkeebiesMYSTERY SKIERS

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/989396/Gangster-Party-Line


Whoa, what does that even mean?!?
Jan 17 2021 10:43PM 0 0
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Sharkie14
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NateDudeI just learned how to ski backwards yesterday so i think that puts me up to level 11


Crank those dins to 11
Jan 18 2021 12:06AM 2 0
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larilinesign
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New wave skier
Swerve skier
Tactile skier
Old school skier
Big air skier
Slopestyle skier
Pipe skier
Park rat
Ski mountaineer
Big mountain backcountry skier
Chillin' backcountry skier
Powderhound
Nordic skier
Mogul fanatic
All mountain charger
Diamond chaser
Dad skier
Ski racer
Ski cross skier
Patroller
Side jibber
Scumbag
Slush slut
Hot buttery biscuit
Techy skier
Branch smasher
Industry whore
First timer
Groomer carver
Ski wee
Grom
Jerry
Gaper
Dentist
Spring breaker
Ski bunny
Little punk ass kid
Yellow jacket
Jan 18 2021 3:40AM 39 1
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The silent assassin
Most mountains have one. Some random guy who just sends the biggest shit or is an absolute monster on sticks with little to no online presence, or resort presence.
Jan 18 2021 3:46AM 39 0
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powpatrol
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there’s those who drink their own piss, and those who dont
Jan 18 2021 7:33AM 11 0
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Nuno812
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Retired park rat. Cruises around, hits the trees and bumps when fresh. Reminisce of hitting the XL park as a young buck, still gets down in the progression park. Lives on east coast so POW chasing next to non existent. Watches first 4 seasons of traveling circus and Stept for season stoke. Complains about knees daily.
Jan 18 2021 8:42AM 19 0
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WillingdonBeauty
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe silent assassin
Most mountains have one. Some random guy who just sends the biggest shit or is an absolute monster on sticks with little to no online presence, or resort presence.


Similar to the local legend? The guy you always hear about but only glimpse once or twice dropping some crazy shit that nobody else knows about.
Jan 18 2021 8:44AM 8 0
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BigNaturalsOnly
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I appreciate the amount of thought that went into this.

Boombox kid
larilinesignNew wave skier
Swerve skier
Tactile skier
Old school skier
Big air skier
Slopestyle skier
Pipe skier
Park rat
Ski mountaineer
Big mountain backcountry skier
Chillin' backcountry skier
Powderhound
Nordic skier
Mogul fanatic
All mountain charger
Diamond chaser
Dad skier
Ski racer
Ski cross skier
Patroller
Side jibber
Scumbag
Slush slut
Hot buttery biscuit
Techy skier
Branch smasher
Industry whore
First timer
Groomer carver
Ski wee
Grom
Jerry
Gaper
Dentist
Spring breaker
Ski bunny
Little punk ass kid
Yellow jacket
Jan 18 2021 10:06AM 6 0
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PeppermillReno
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I am a trans emo skiier.
Jan 18 2021 11:12AM 5 3
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WillingdonBeauty
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Also - Ski instructors who refer to themselves as “Ski Pros”
Jan 18 2021 11:25AM 6 0
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ReturnToMonkey
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brownetownDudes who rip for the love and those who ski for clips


Nah man you can do both. Every dope trick I've landed wasn't on camera. But you know every dope crash I've done was 😎
Jan 18 2021 12:46PM 6 0
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closeyetfar11
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Attached you will find a very secret document containing back-shop supplemental skier types. Zoom in. It's worth it.

Edit: which type is your favorite?!

**This post was edited on Jan 18th 2021 at 4:21:57pm
Jan 18 2021 4:20PM 9 0
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hoodratz47
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Ok. That's me.. but I have pow
Nuno812Retired park rat. Cruises around, hits the trees and bumps when fresh. Reminisce of hitting the XL park as a young buck, still gets down in the progression park. Lives on east coast so POW chasing next to non existent. Watches first 4 seasons of traveling circus and Stept for season stoke. Complains about knees daily.
Jan 18 2021 4:26PM 2 0
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No.Quarter
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larilinesignSlush slut

This me
Jan 18 2021 4:48PM 3 0
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poofartpee
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Generally type 3 skiers with O- blood and a wild political alliances
Jan 18 2021 6:21PM 4 0
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Bushdid9_11
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All true skiers covet sightings of the type 3+ Big Air Dave
Jan 19 2021 2:06PM 5 0
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lil.Boye
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ericformanI have a pretty binary sorting system: people who complain while skiing and people who don’t.

This dude know
Jan 20 2021 3:35AM 3 0
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dev8295
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closeyetfar11Attached you will find a very secret document containing back-shop supplemental skier types. Zoom in. It's worth it.

Edit: which type is your favorite?!

**This post was edited on Jan 18th 2021 at 4:21:57pm


Type infinity for sure
Jan 20 2021 9:44AM 2 0
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DummyBears
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WoFlowzTrail clone/ski influencer are the worst, I swear they all have shifts and qst and post pictures everytime it snows like half an inch pow day this pow day that. Then also post bs about their fucking coffee they made after they skinned up a flat groomer at 6 am for a shitty sunrise to say first tracks in the half an inch of fucking fresh snow. They also complain about shit not being sustainable then buy all new bc/touring gear and resort stuff every year. Gosh I fucking hate the direction skiing in general is going. Park skiing is in a good spot needs more people with poles but that’s not a big deal.

edit: I can’t forget the classic “the conditions are spicy”

**This post was edited on Jan 17th 2021 at 7:31:00pm


Fuck man pop off
Jan 20 2021 12:18PM 1 0
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EatingLinen
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Don’t forget tele skiers and their subtypes: the tele-er who won’t stop talking about the work out they’re getting, the very rare sub thirty tele-er, and the old man tele legend who shreds way harder than you and has heels uncontainable by mere plastic or metal
Jan 20 2021 1:37PM 3 0
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RAcecARman
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The kids at my hill call me "chad" idk what they're trying to say my name is Ethan. Please help me understand?
Jan 20 2021 5:01PM 6 0
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powpatrol
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RAcecARmanThe kids at my hill call me "chad" idk what they're trying to say my name is Ethan. Please help me understand?


they respect you
Jan 20 2021 5:48PM 3 0
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270on420out
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Most skiers fit into a subtype. Every park skier gets their style from ripping off someone else. You can see it in them. You can tell who is a Henrik fanboy and who is a Zootspace zealot. And then you have the comp jocks who are basically just gymnasts on skis.
Jan 20 2021 6:34PM 2 0
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