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The Crap Files

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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
This thread is about my shits and other peoples shits, I will begin.
-October 23rd, 10:25 PM - I shatted out about a 9 inch long dookie w/ a very dark brown color, immediatley sank.
Minimal toilet paper necessary.
Feeling afterwards: a little let down

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Oct 24 2002 1:24AM
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off-axis
Posts: 307 - Karma: 12
Thats TUFF, tomorrow morning I'll take a shit, and let you know about it.

Western Militia for sure
Oct 24 2002 2:20AM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
3:55 PM, 10/24/02 - bout 6 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, light brown and kinda stinky. took 2 fuckin flushes to get it down!
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Oct 24 2002 6:46PM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
-October 24th 6:30 PM - Medium sized shit, normal consistency except for last firth came out wuite runny, you'll find out tomorrow if diarreah is on the way.
-Average amount of Tp used, no shit on fingers.
-Feeling: Much Lighter, a little soiled...

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Oct 24 2002 9:29PM
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off-axis
Posts: 307 - Karma: 12
7:30 October 25th: A definite green color, through past experience, I suspect linkage to the over consumption of 'Guacachips'. About half foot long, and took 2 wipes, both came clean. I think I might cut back on the guacachips.

Western Militia for sure
Oct 25 2002 10:28PM
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jibbernaught
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
squingy. no width or length but about a cup and a half. took about 15 minuts. excessive TP used. stank like a motha fucker. afterwords. felt wet and gooey.




Proud Member Of the HoBum Posse
Oct 27 2002 8:05PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
Very hard like a brick. About 4 inches. And 2 inches wide. Hurt like a mother to get out but came clean. Feeling: like giving birth to a child. No fun
Oct 28 2002 6:41PM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
Nov. 2nd 9:00 - waiting to buy pearl jam tickets so i couldn't leave the computer to crap
9:17 - finally get tickets and crap
about 1.5 inches around and 9-10 inches long, broke up on entry into the bowl.
fair amount of TP use
feeling afterwards - i was just happy to have gotten tix and not crapped my pants!
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Nov 2 2002 12:24PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
Nov. 2nd 3:30 PM- got up to make a squichy treat in the toliet. came out clean as a whisel. and was about 10-11 inches long. and about 1' around.
Feeling: felt like butta
Nov 2 2002 8:44PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
November 2 6:40PM... Soft shit, 10-13'' long, 2'' diameter. 2nd smaller piece after, 3'' long.
Very little tp used.
after: hurts like a bitch, can't sit down well

-Grant

Chicken Wang?
Nov 2 2002 9:41PM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
November 9th, 6pm ish, very normal shit except excessive time to shat it out, able to read 2 sports illustrated articles during time necessary

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Nov 9 2002 10:42PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
9:42
crap is average a few moderate turds, it was about a minute and a half before last turd dropped , took 5 wipes for it to be clean


-=BeNjI0=-

the snozberrys taste like snozberrys!!
Nov 10 2002 1:48AM
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powder-pig
Posts: 371 - Karma: 9
u guys wipe?
pika pika
Nov 16 2002 10:47PM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
if you read most of the files you'd see that most everyone comments on the amount of TP used to clean ones bung-hole
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Nov 17 2002 7:38PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
6:60

YWas a long one. About 14 inches unbroken. It was tight. A greenish hue with bits of broen speckles. Minimal Tp needed. Overall very sucessful.
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Aug 14 2003 4:21AM
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iliketoski
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
I took 4 shits in one day a while ago. is that a record?



I was born on planet earth
a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time
now it's time to watch it die.
Aug 14 2003 9:09PM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
holy shit the crap files are back! long live poo
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Aug 14 2003 11:08PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^damn staright!!



NDSC Represent!
earmuffs
Sep 13 2003 10:02PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
i was back packing up on vancouver island all last week and the last day i had to take the biggest dump. i ran across a little out house on the trail (don't know why is was there) but i started taking a dump and the floor started squeeking i thought i was gonna fall through
true story


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*disclamer*
don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
Sep 14 2003 12:56AM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
god damn that would've been the best story EVER had it happened....without it it was pointless.
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be aware, ski with care
Sep 14 2003 1:09AM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
My poopy was pink







Aug 23 2005 4:03PM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
August 20- 5:42 pm- 1 very long log, 1 short one, and 1 that floated. the others sank... very satisfying







Aug 23 2005 4:05PM
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