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Look Pivot Owners Thread

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skierman_jack
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5 years ago
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mcswizzle
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Busted Thumbs and Violated Bums: Life with Look Pivots
5 years ago
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Bended_Toenail
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Hilarious and original
5 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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I fuckled my brake the classic way. Roommate needed an extra pair today so I was out there at 6 am bending the brake as hard as I could and then trying to make the edges better, them being my park skis. Ended up just using shitty rentals and didn't even try them :(

I still got banged up on my glutes from the Griffons
5 years ago
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rubberpantaloons
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my ass got more fucked with attacks, they may not be as sharp as jester/griffons or as dildo like as pivots. but ill tell you for free that mf chode of a heelpiece absolutely violated me not once but twice, left a hell of a bruise.
5 years ago
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skierman_jack
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Always a good time. I spent all day skiing switch in slush today and I was hoping and praying. I guess my prayers were heard
ConesForBreakfastI fuckled my brake the classic way. Roommate needed an extra pair today so I was out there at 6 am bending the brake as hard as I could and then trying to make the edges better, them being my park skis. Ended up just using shitty rentals and didn't even try them :(

I still got banged up on my glutes from the Griffons
5 years ago
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shin-bang
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My pinky got smashed by them today in the parking lot, now my finger is swollen and black
5 years ago
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katrina
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shin-bangMy pinky got smashed by them today in the parking lot, now my finger is swollen and black


That always worries me when I'm working with them
5 years ago
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WoFlowz
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SkylineGTR_R32


Jack you didn’t give credit to Emmett 🤦🏼He loves backslaps and Bentleys with neon pivots on
5 years ago
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skierman_jack
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He doesn’t deserve credit for shit. He called me Daniel and sat on the inrun calling me dog. I ain’t yo dog, bro. Get tf out the inrun if you not hittin
WoFlowzJack you didn’t give credit to Emmett 🤦🏼He loves backslaps and Bentleys with neon pivots on
5 years ago
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Mayrandpodcast
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this can basically happen with any bindings if you eat shit and fall backwards
5 years ago
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skierman_jack
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Don’t ruin my special moment 😔
Mayrandpodcastthis can basically happen with any bindings if you eat shit and fall backwards
5 years ago
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eheath
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SkylineGTR_R32Don’t ruin my special moment 😔


You're newish, but this has been a joke since this site was started.
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hi_vis360
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eheathYou're newish, but this has been a joke since this site was started.


yeah and it's still got some juice in it

@cydwhit pivot 15 erotic graphic novel when?
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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my pivots and i share a special bond since the accident. since then, my pivots like to explore the frontier reaches of my body no person has ever gone before.
5 years ago
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WoFlowz
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SkylineGTR_R32He doesn’t deserve credit for shit. He called me Daniel and sat on the inrun calling me dog. I ain’t yo dog, bro. Get tf out the inrun if you not hittin

Hey atleast he’s entertainment it’s basically a porno watching him backslap with his neon pivots cause “landing foreword flat feels better”
5 years ago
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oldspicewalrus
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My pivots tried to kill me last week, its always the FKS tho.
5 years ago
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84891jnf92048
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I’ve been skiing Pivots for a decade or more and have never once had any ass-to-heelpiece contact. It’s not the bindings’ fault, it’s yours.
5 years ago
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AsherDonati24
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First pair of pivots and no bad accidents yet. that will probably change sooner or later
5 years ago
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WoFlowz
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**This post was edited on Dec 13th 2020 at 9:31:11pm
5 years ago
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Mingg
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I lost my virginity to Pivots
5 years ago
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WisconsinDogfart
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CHOOSE YOUR DILDO
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I ride attacks
5 years ago
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GayWolf420
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WisconsinDogfart


CHOOSE YOUR DILDO

those original black and gold pivot 155s or the 185s
5 years ago
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grantn_
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day10I’ve been skiing Pivots for a decade or more and have never once had any ass-to-heelpiece contact. It’s not the bindings’ fault, it’s yours.


So you’re telling me you’ve never backslapped? This happened when I landed back seat with my griffons and they aren’t at an angle like the pivots.
5 years ago
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Biffbarf
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I've fucked in the east

and I've fucked in the west

I've even fucked girls

with really large breasts

and as long as I'll live

and as old as I'll be

I'll never fuck as hard

as my pivots have fucked me.
5 years ago
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warm_diet_coke
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@Price_Police relevant to your interests
5 years ago
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johnblaze
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shin-bangMy pinky got smashed by them today in the parking lot, now my finger is swollen and black


Man I did that a couple years ago..shit hurt sooo bad! Condolences to your fingernail.
5 years ago
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Dan-Man
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anyone have any 95mm or 115mm brakes they'd trade for 130mm?

I have like 3 pairs of 130mm and don't need any of them.
5 years ago
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Bigger_Poppa
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first time I saw pivots at my local shop was also the first time that I got my finger stuck in a ski binding, also there were pivot 18 and it fucking hurt.
5 years ago
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tea_bone
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI ride attacks


Don't underestimate them, I've gotten dominated by my attacks twice already this season
5 years ago
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flavourtown
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Does it feel good tho?
5 years ago
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skierman_jack
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The metal ribs on the back provide extra stimulation upon insertion. My girls strap on got nothing on my p18s
flavourtownDoes it feel good tho?
5 years ago
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zman420
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Just ordered sum #prayformyasshole
5 years ago
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Static
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one time I coulda swore my pants were gonna be ripped, no consent full penetration
5 years ago
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owen.vo
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Sheared off the tip of my thumb with one of those bad boys
5 years ago
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skierman_jack
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Pics or it didn’t happen
owen.voSheared off the tip of my thumb with one of those bad boys
5 years ago
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oldspicewalrus
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Is anyone afraid to sleep in the same room as their pivots or is it just me????
5 years ago
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owen.vo
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SkylineGTR_R32Pics or it didn’t happen


guess it never happened then
5 years ago
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hdubs
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oldspicewalrusIs anyone afraid to sleep in the same room as their pivots or is it just me????

Nah I spoon them when I go to bed. Trust me the penetration feels better when you’re in a consensual relationship with them
5 years ago
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isaacwrong
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lol just stumbled upon these. please tell me who on Armada's development team came up with this pole design smdh


4 years ago
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WoFlowz
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I had my first pivot backslap on Sunday I felt completely violated but it was very pleasurable 6/10 wouldn’t recommend just because of the soreness
4 years ago
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asparagus
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WoFlowzI had my first pivot backslap on Sunday I felt completely violated but it was very pleasurable 6/10 wouldn’t recommend just because of the soreness


Nah the soreness is just part of the experience
4 years ago
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SlitherySnake
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isaacwronglol just stumbled upon these. please tell me who on Armada's development team came up with this pole design smdh




a legend that's who
4 years ago
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iced
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When are we getting ribbed pivots
4 years ago
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Chunderface
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icedWhen are we getting ribbed pivots


They're already ribbed bro
4 years ago
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Chrischi69
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skierman_jack


I dont own a pair but i rode a buddy's for a day and kinda bent the brake. Not totally fucked but the breaks are like paper clips💀
4 years ago
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skierman_jack
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I have 2 skis with pivots and 3 sets of fucked up brakes. You do the math
Chrischi69I dont own a pair but i rode a buddy's for a day and kinda bent the brake. Not totally fucked but the breaks are like paper clips💀
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