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Going Milf hunting on Thursday, what am I gonna need?

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mountaindewgirl
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So far Ive got this backpack full of wine coolers, lite cigarettes, chocolate truffles, cash, a comically large dildo, zip ties, and duct tape.

Just the essentials.

I'm hunting for a "drinking wine at a cocktail bar" milf.

Warming up before ski season to shoot down a 9 pointer shugga momma at Deer Valley.
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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danbrownhaha mannnn i can't be hitting sofia up we dont hang in the same spaces i go to scumbag divebars in slc and (while i can afford them) (humble brag) i dont have the desire to sit at nice ass restaurant n hotel bars by my damn self. so we'll chalk this one up as a loss...unless she ever heads where i go and i break up with my girlfriend. sofia is also not that hot


If Sofia showed up to X Wives, I think Dane would kick her out or upcharge her until she left.
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danbrown
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BigPurpleSkiSuitIf Sofia showed up to X Wives, I think Dane would kick her out or upcharge her until she left.


I'm more of a jackalope/wasted space/campfire/cheers guy, and beer bar and bar X sometimes. i don't go to xwives much

**This post was edited on Nov 12th 2020 at 8:27:17pm
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mountaindewgirl
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BigPurpleSkiSuitIf Sofia showed up to X Wives, I think Dane would kick her out or upcharge her until she left.


danbrownI'm more of a jackalope/wasted space/campfire/cheers guy, and beer bar and wasted space sometimes. i don't go to xwives much


Whats the verdict on Twilite? I like the fireplace, but last time I was wearing the same outfit as this guy and he thought I was weird when I suggested we take a hot lap... so now I cannot return in case he's there and it's awkward.
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danbrown
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larilinesignWhats the verdict on Twilite? I like the fireplace, but last time I was wearing the same outfit as this guy and he thought I was weird when I suggested we take a hot lap... so now I cannot return in case he's there and it's awkward.


Twilite is as divey as it gets. big snowboarder bar and everyone knows each other and theyll know if you dont go there often
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MiIfHunter
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From hearing her new podcast (which is horrible) Sofia with an F, Sofia is a very damaged and unstable person. And she has a very fucked up personality. 🤠
danbrownhaha mannnn i can't be hitting sofia up we dont hang in the same spaces i go to scumbag divebars in slc and (while i can afford them) (humble brag) i dont have the desire to sit at nice ass restaurant n hotel bars by my damn self. so we'll chalk this one up as a loss...unless she ever heads where i go and i break up with my girlfriend. sofia is also not that hot
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dolanslebensraum
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MiIfHunterbrutha hit up Sofia from call her daddy she is in SLC

if you want it go after if, u need to ask yourself how badly do u want it?

u know u cant ask Jordan how he became Jordan, you just need to go out there and play ball


What in the jesu christo fuckpile are you fucking talking about you fucking jackass
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dolanslebensraum
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SkylineGTR_R32I love how there’s clearly someone going through and downvoting every comment. It’s probably a feminist


Haha, she downvoted you too. But seriously, feminism and cancer are comprehensively the same thing
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danbrown
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DolanReloadedHaha, she downvoted you too. But seriously, feminism and cancer are comprehensively the same thing


“bifbarf” downloaded that post
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dolanslebensraum
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danbrowneh i'm 32 now and i've been here for 10+ years and i can conclusively say this is just outright not true. it's pretty easy to keep company of like-minded individuals and meet an endless amount of people that share your same interests (and vices)


Have you had utah girls come up to you in a bar and tell you she is willing to have sex with you in tge first sentence that comes out of her mouth? Because most americans from different states would view that as weird or slutty, but really its just a colorado thing and especially a colorado mountain thing. Between south park and hunter s thompson, colorado is in a class of 1 when it comes to housing uberalphas who are based as fuck and have zero shame about being themselves.
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danbrown
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DolanReloadedHave you had utah girls come up to you in a bar and tell you she is willing to have sex with you in tge first sentence that comes out of her mouth? Because most americans from different states would view that as weird or slutty, but really its just a colorado thing and especially a colorado mountain thing. Between south park and hunter s thompson, colorado is in a class of 1 when it comes to housing uberalphas who are based as fuck and have zero shame about being themselves.


haha yes, I have. and I went back to provo with her, her sister, sage kotsenburg and zak hale. and we hung out for like 3 months. they had a book of mormon on their mantle. now she has a child with the adidas snowboarding team manager.
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danbrown
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danbrownhaha yes, I have. and I went back to provo with her, her sister, sage kotsenburg and zak hale. and we hung out for like 3 months. they had a book of mormon on their mantle. now she has a child with the adidas snowboarding team manager.




this is a snapchat she sent me. airing all my dirty laundry out now
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MiIfHunter
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danbrown

this is a snapchat she sent me. airing all my dirty laundry out now


Mind dming me her snap? I’d like to introduce myself to her
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mountaindewgirl
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danbrownTwilite is as divey as it gets. big snowboarder bar and everyone knows each other and theyll know if you dont go there often


Hell you weren't kidding about it being a snowboarder bar!

Halfway through the milf hunt kept striking out, I ran into some friends and we took it over to twilite.

Costume changed into a metal head skater girl look, and was just one after the next "hey I like your shirt" shooting the shit about shredding.

Oh! And I totally saw that one dude there 😒
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danbrown
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larilinesignHell you weren't kidding about it being a snowboarder bar!


haha well yeah
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mountaindewgirl
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danbrownhaha well yeah


I got this old Newschoolers ball cap, and now I've got the perfect place to wear it!

Thx dood 👍
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techdeckjuul
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50?! lady you don’t look a day over 25
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mountaindewgirl
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tech.deck.juul50?! lady you don’t look a day over 25


Whaaa? Yeah I'm 26.
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