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EPfanboy
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I would just like to inform everyone i have had 3 clean shits in a row and it feels spectacular. Could this be related to NNN because i am still going strong with that so that could be the key to constant clean shits. (clean shit: when you don't need to wipe after shitting) (will update this thread if my streak continues)
Nov 7 2020 3:27AM
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ASAPCarter
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???
Nov 7 2020 3:43AM
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iced
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I don't care that you haven't touched your dick for a week
Nov 7 2020 11:26AM
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HypeBeast
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Lol op guess you haven't discovered Metamucil yet. Ghost poops every time.
Nov 7 2020 12:26PM
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MiIfHunter
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@yungona and I are both all about clean shitting
Nov 7 2020 12:32PM
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dolanslebensraum
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One of my mates in college talked about this no wipe concept when you know you made a clean getaway. I have always wiped no matter what tho, even when i have felt like pulling it off. I dont care. I wipe it till it bleeds bc i wanna keep it clean, just like the song from some matchstick movie i saw a while back
Nov 7 2020 1:18PM
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little1337
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Ever have such a messy shit you give up on wiping and just take a shower?
Nov 7 2020 3:26PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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little1337Ever have such a messy shit you give up on wiping and just take a shower?

it also gives you time to think about what happened and collect yourself after such an event.
Nov 7 2020 3:38PM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 473 - Karma: 3,383
Is a ghost poop when you dont need to flush?
Trumpkin2020Lol op guess you haven't discovered Metamucil yet. Ghost poops every time.
Nov 7 2020 3:50PM
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theabortionator
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What if it wasn't clean but you just don't wipe anyway. Aint nobody got time 4 that
Nov 7 2020 3:54PM
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yungona
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my goodness i have angered the gods because this shit is mad!!!
Nov 7 2020 4:14PM
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JmckR
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/979056/Jake-and-Amir--Time-Saver
Nov 7 2020 5:21PM
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CatdickBojangles
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little1337Ever have such a messy shit you give up on wiping and just take a shower?


Yeah after about the 4th or 5th wipe you just gotta give up
Nov 7 2020 6:55PM
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HypeBeast
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EPfanboyIs a ghost poop when you dont need to flush?

Nah dude it's the more universally accepted term for your clean poops. Flies out no mess
Nov 7 2020 7:59PM
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EPfanboy
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Update my streak continues im at 4 now
Nov 8 2020 1:59AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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little1337Ever have such a messy shit you give up on wiping and just take a shower?


Lol. All the time. I gotta get some metamucil
Nov 8 2020 2:05AM
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dolanslebensraum
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little1337Ever have such a messy shit you give up on wiping and just take a shower?


ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE

youre fucking disgusting you shitfucking showerclown
Nov 8 2020 4:35AM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 473 - Karma: 3,383
Update im on a 5 streak now!!
Nov 10 2020 12:10AM
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jca
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get a bidet you fucking neanderthal
Nov 10 2020 2:26PM
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MiIfHunter
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@yungona and I are all about eating clean, shitting clean, and having great sex. We treat our bodies as temples that we both worship, and we try to fuck as many girls as we can daily (both anal and vaginal sex).
Nov 10 2020 6:50PM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 473 - Karma: 3,383
Respect.
MiIfHunter@yungona and I are all about eating clean, shitting clean, and having great sex. We treat our bodies as temples that we both worship, and we try to fuck as many girls as we can daily (both anal and vaginal sex).
Nov 10 2020 6:50PM
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little1337
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DolanReloadedABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE

youre fucking disgusting you shitfucking showerclown

Ay man I just got a hairy asshole I can’t help it :(
Nov 10 2020 6:51PM
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MiIfHunter
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little1337Ay man I just got a hairy asshole I can’t help it :(


man to man: how do you shave your pubes?
Nov 10 2020 6:52PM
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little1337
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MiIfHunterman to man: how do you shave your pubes?


Always Leave a little stubble, don’t want to look like a 12 year old down there
Nov 10 2020 6:55PM
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MiIfHunter
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little1337Always Leave a little stubble, don’t want to look like a 12 year old down there


I use a beard shaver, and yes always leave a little stubble
Nov 10 2020 6:56PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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EPfanboyUpdate im on a 5 streak now!!


Really happy for you, that’s quite the feat.
Nov 10 2020 6:59PM
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MiIfHunter
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Charlie_KellyReally happy for you, that’s quite the feat.


just curious, do you eat your gf's asshole and or does she eat yours?
Nov 10 2020 7:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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MiIfHunterjust curious, do you eat your gf's asshole and or does she eat yours?


She eats mine, how else are you supposed to keep it clean?
Nov 10 2020 7:07PM
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MiIfHunter
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Charlie_KellyShe eats mine, how else are you supposed to keep it clean?


your anal flora is prob the same so your safe
Nov 10 2020 7:14PM
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wanglee93
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Trumpkin2020Nah dude it's the more universally accepted term for your clean poops. Flies out no mess


Nah dude. When you wipe and there's no mess, that's an ace (like in tennis).

He's right about the ghost poop. When you are sure you pooped but get up and it's gone. A ghost.
Nov 11 2020 12:56AM
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HypeBeast
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EPfanboyIs a ghost poop when you dont need to flush?


wanglee93Nah dude. When you wipe and there's no mess, that's an ace (like in tennis).

He's right about the ghost poop. When you are sure you pooped but get up and it's gone. A ghost.


What do they teach kids these days??? A ghost poop is what op is describing. Sheesh. Rookies.

Metamucil delivers ghost poops EVERY TIME.


Nov 11 2020 2:20AM
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MiIfHunter
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U ever drink so much Metamucil that ur poop is just like jello?
Trumpkin2020What do they teach kids these days??? A ghost poop is what op is describing. Sheesh. Rookies.

Metamucil delivers ghost poops EVERY TIME.


Nov 11 2020 2:23AM
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterU ever drink so much Metamucil that ur poop is just like jello?


No but I can't drink it anymore since I have a stricture in my small intestine. Risk of a perforation (aka you Gon die real quick) if I take it sadly :/

But previously yeah your poops are pretty much the most perfectly formed turds ever with minimal wiping. Absolute heaven.
Nov 11 2020 3:28AM
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TheMoostafian
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Life hack: just shit ur pants
Nov 11 2020 3:36AM
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MiIfHunter
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Oh dang how’d u get a stricture in ur intestines 🤠
Trumpkin2020No but I can't drink it anymore since I have a stricture in my small intestine. Risk of a perforation (aka you Gon die real quick) if I take it sadly :/

But previously yeah your poops are pretty much the most perfectly formed turds ever with minimal wiping. Absolute heaven.
Nov 11 2020 4:09AM
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterOh dang how’d u get a stricture in ur intestines 🤠

I have crohns
Nov 11 2020 1:05PM
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EPfanboy
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WE 6 IN A ROW!!!
Nov 11 2020 1:44PM
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EPfanboy
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We 7 strong now!
Nov 13 2020 12:19AM
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MiIfHunter
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EPfanboyWe 7 strong now!


What’s your secret?
Nov 13 2020 1:23AM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 473 - Karma: 3,383
Dude i wish i knew, at first i thought it was because i went with out nutting for a week n a bit but know im not to sure.
MiIfHunterWhat’s your secret?
Nov 13 2020 5:29AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Could OP be faking it to make himself feel better that he lost a race with a soccer mom to the last toilet paper in the store
Nov 13 2020 8:34PM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 473 - Karma: 3,383
False news this is not true i swear
_IRRELEVANT_Could OP be faking it to make himself feel better that he lost a race with a soccer mom to the last toilet paper in the store
Nov 14 2020 4:59PM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 473 - Karma: 3,383
Fuckin 8 in dis bih we two away from glory
Nov 14 2020 5:00PM
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CatdickBojangles
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EPfanboyFuckin 8 in dis bih we two away from glory

At this point if you don't post some sort of evidence it is just a /claim.
Nov 14 2020 7:11PM
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EPfanboy
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What evidence are we talking?
CatdickBojanglesAt this point if you don't post some sort of evidence it is just a /claim.
Nov 15 2020 5:55AM
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