hilltop and no inverts

chach your bichass up

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Do one and call it a 'dinner roll'

worked for mosely...


they might kick you out and then you can just poach it and ski up the slope on the spencer loop
Get High
Go Climb a mountain!

the only dinner roll you can do is a fucking quadruple one with butter and hell you even eat the damn things with a gallon of lard on the damn things but you dont do them in a park, you get that shit served up on a fucking sliver platter right in front of the TV so why the hell do you worry sabout getting in trouble by hilltop ski patrols, when hell you should be woorried about getting talked to byt he suregon general of the USA for eating so much fat in one fucking serving



Alaska pride

haaaaaa

if they give you shit, just follow in troy's footsteps and throw a monkey fit outside the lodge and throw your skis on the ground. they will forget about the invert and the hairy guy in the carharts will take you out back by the ski jumps and rip you a new asshole.