Jesus hates peanut butter

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but he WAS a carpenter..hmmmmmmm.......

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Aug 7 2002 2:31PM

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ah peanut butter... the second best thing in the food world - the best being cheese, and third best being chocolate.

why do you say that jesus hates the stuff? is it because he had/has? crabs?

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Aug 7 2002 2:46PM

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whenever i eat a penut butter sandwich it gets stuck in my throat and i choke and cant breathe..
its a good time

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Aug 7 2002 3:34PM

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There's a documented phobia concerning peanut butter, i don't remember it's name, but some people seriously are scared of peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouths

Aug 7 2002 4:03PM

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its true, its even in the bible. i wonder if Jesus was a virgin.

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nah man jesus was a pimp.. im pretty sure he must have liked peanut butter cuz that stuff kicks ass man.. but it's nothing compared to nutella.. mm
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Aug 7 2002 10:07PM

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I don't like peanut butter, it's ferral, urrrr

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Aug 7 2002 10:25PM

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why doesn't he like peanutbutter?????
i love it.
i live on peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches

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Aug 7 2002 10:44PM

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darryl, what about pizza? and yea, peanut butter is one of those amazing foods.

Aug 7 2002 11:36PM

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cheese is great food. have to agree w/ that. My dog likes peanut butter.

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Aug 7 2002 11:40PM

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oh shit. how could i forget about pizza? actually no, cheese, peanut butter, and chocolate isn't really food, just tasty muchables... pizza is like when you got mad munchies.

pizza is the ultamite food.

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Aug 7 2002 11:43PM

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Agreed on the pizza deal. Everyone likes pizza.

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Aug 7 2002 11:55PM

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fuck that I'm off to make a PB&J sandwich... does this mean God hates me?

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peanut butter and honey is where its at dude....tim do u eat vegemite

Aug 8 2002 2:06AM

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not that you have made yourself a pb&j sandwich jesus is going to smite you!!!!

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Aug 8 2002 3:36AM

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this post offends my religon.

ALL HAIL THE PEANUT!

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Aug 8 2002 2:07PM

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yeah, but my ass hair offends your religion too

i think jesus was a pimp....

i got a question:

Was Jesus circumsized?

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Aug 8 2002 3:17PM

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thats a damn good question. anybody know??

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yeah. he was jewish.

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Aug 8 2002 6:15PM

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very true. good thinking.

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Aug 8 2002 6:37PM

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yeah, but did they circumsize guys way back then?

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Aug 8 2002 8:19PM

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Your ass hair offends most people, in a way it united alot of religons, all in the fight against your ass hair.

You're like Hitler.

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Aug 9 2002 7:26PM

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eat my ass hair

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Aug 11 2002 6:44PM

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Freestyla_01, get it right! That's from 'Down Under' by Men at Work!

Anyway, there must be some problem here, because I'm Jesus and I love peanut butter, especially the extra crunchy kind. But enough of this- I'm off to eat a peanut butter, cheese and chocolate sandwich.

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Aug 12 2002 12:33AM

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man that would be the all time grossest thing ever.. thats 4 different types of taste... all together.. I think I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it

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Aug 12 2002 12:50AM

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You're Jesus eh Kamikaze? I guess I finaly have someone to worship. ;)

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Aug 12 2002 2:56AM

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my dog likes peanut butter to, but only sometimes...
like when i spread it over my..... nevermind, just go watch road trip
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Aug 12 2002 8:07AM

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take it back man, take it back

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Aug 14 2002 8:37PM

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try honey next time, it takes a lot longer to get off....or so ive heard...............damn.

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Aug 28 2002 5:21PM

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i thought peanut butter WAS god.......?

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Aug 28 2002 8:39PM

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i like peanut butter with honey on toast ------ the best in the morning, gives you heaps of energy!!!

Aug 29 2002 2:29AM

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youre a disgusting waste of flesh

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Aug 31 2002 2:46AM

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Aug 31 2002 3:44AM

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so have we determined if jesus was circumsized?

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Aug 31 2002 1:07PM

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dang i just missed the 5th year anniversery

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you sir are a homo

Aug 18 2007 5:56PM

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whhhhat the fuckkk is going on

Aug 18 2007 5:57PM

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i hate peter pan peanut butter..it almost killed me.

Aug 18 2007 7:30PM

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GatoGordo

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i know someone who ate a jar of the supposedly bad batch, and he was fine.

Aug 18 2007 7:34PM

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i had a sandwich or two out of the recalled jar i had...for a week i was puking and had diarhea. i'm not gonna bother explaining how horrible it was.

Aug 18 2007 7:36PM

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haha that could be a great story, like the one where the guy shaves his ass hair. that was the funniest thing ever.

Aug 18 2007 8:07PM

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haha that was a hilarious story. i could write one about that week, but it wouldn't be that funny. except the night that the sickness hit me, i was in the library with a buddy studying for an exam i had the next day. i felt like i had horrible gas and i was gettin up to get home when i was like "hold on, this is weird, i feel like i have to throw up." seconds later i dove to the garbage can and threw up everything i had. i almost blew shit out my back end too. i was scared of that happening. hahaha i wonder how the janitor liked seeing that in there when he cleaned it.

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