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Don't trust a monkey

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Parkboy
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A 62 year old man in Bakersfield, California was bringing a birthday cake to his pet chimpanzee, Moe last week. Instead of eating the cake, Moe decided to bite off his fingers, nose, and testicles.
Mar 8 2005 10:54PM
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eheath
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HAHA



















'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids





i hate ski patrolers
Mar 8 2005 10:56PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
crazyness


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 8 2005 10:57PM
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freerider_klo
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heehee, silly monkey


-Chloe
Mar 8 2005 10:58PM
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iRonCrost
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
money
Mar 8 2005 11:41PM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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baahahaha
I like to play Guitar!
Mar 8 2005 11:48PM
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Apple
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... all my hopes and dreams of owning a pet monkey have just been shattered.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Mar 8 2005 11:49PM
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hendrik.
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its really not funny, the poor guy died from his injuries... his eyeball was also torn out..

y'all should say sorry.
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Just ski.

dynastarconcept
yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

Mar 9 2005 1:21AM
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Lé.Skiing
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now the money gets a cookie.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 9 2005 1:24AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
damn monkey...

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
Mar 9 2005 1:25AM
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french_fry
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thats why you only feed monkeys bananas and not b-day cakes



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 9 2005 1:38AM
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Jessbuff
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Yeah, monkey's blow. There was one darwin award where this scientist wanted to make the largest elephant ever. So he shoved a giant cork in the elephants ass so it got bloated. He trained a monkey who was supposed to take the cork out. He got the most ginormous elephant ever but the monkey refused to remove the cork, so the scientist did it himself and drowned in elephant shit! Anyways, moral is: Don't trust monkeys to do your dirty work.
Mar 9 2005 1:55AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
haha yeah before you guys life just visualize yourself getting your balls chewed off by a fucking monkey
Mar 9 2005 1:57AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
^meant laugh not life
Mar 9 2005 2:34AM
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