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Poll: What is the funniest joke trick

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RetardedMuffin
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Lemme hear the funniest trick you know. Im a big fan of the spread late 180
Mount Snow!
Mar 8 2005 8:39PM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
cossac



pair of 180 salomon candide labs lookin for 500 or best offer. im or pm me

tele freestyling is gonna take over
Mar 8 2005 8:40PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
daffy 180 hottest trick ever. i wanna learn that this year... or like try it, yeah
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Mar 8 2005 8:43PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
well, when I am trying to make a jackass out of myself in the park, the mute to daffy never fails to piss off at least a couple ppl, or the good ole bunny ears shifty.























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Mar 8 2005 8:44PM
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ThePoopSock
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 22
i believe it is what i like to call the queer air, its a back scratcher tweaked out to one side, and with ur arms going up and bakc its the gayest trick u will ever do
Mar 8 2005 8:48PM
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boeski
Posts: 406 - Karma: 19
slow nose butter to double binding eject
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Mar 8 2005 8:49PM
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RetardedMuffin
Posts: 60 - Karma: 11
So far boeskis is the funniest
Mount Snow!
Mar 8 2005 8:52PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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switch front daffy's or switch front twisters


We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 8 2005 8:57PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
straight air liu kang's look pretty bad despite other opinions.
and soul grinds.
[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 8 2005 8:58PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
when im joking i pizza up to the jumo and get a foot of a air and do a spread.
Mar 8 2005 8:58PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
aint got ahit on my gay trick: the sumersault nose butter. yeah, thats right. im takin it to the next level and shit, summersaultin into boxes and shit. Yeah, thats progression right thur.



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Mar 8 2005 9:02PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
switch spread.....switch 540 spread

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Mar 8 2005 9:12PM
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Me.
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The most straight up triple twister!
Mar 8 2005 9:15PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
screamin' seamen w/ski eject, there's a video of it in the crash section, check it out if you don't take my word for it

or the spread alien (poles on top of helmet)
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Mar 8 2005 9:17PM
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RetardedMuffin
Posts: 60 - Karma: 11
East coast skiier thats a rad idea. Im gonna have to rock that tomorrow in the powder
Mount Snow!
Mar 8 2005 9:18PM
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sKi*eAst
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
spraffy or screamin seamen. but u gotta go into them like all pumped up like ur gunna throw something big, then whip it out! and for extra effect i like to make a big deal of the fact that i actually landed it.. and like high five ur friends. everyone thinks ur crazy
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Mar 8 2005 9:41PM
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skirbrt88
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 23
triple spread, it's super steezey yo



Land Shark, Land Shark.
Mar 8 2005 9:50PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
a stiffy with hands on hips while doing a pelvic thrust
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Mar 8 2005 10:09PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
Well its called a mooner eclipse , its when you pull down your pants so your buttocks is showing.
Then you go off a jump and do a spread eagle.
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Mar 8 2005 10:10PM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
50-50 on boxes is pretty gapore
the gunshot holds no fear
Mar 8 2005 10:18PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
The tweaked out daffy zero spin.

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Mar 8 2005 10:18PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
aight well:

snow plow all the way down the park, and ask if its a hard slope, then hit it and go huge, while throwing either a spin, a spread, or a cossack
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peter pan air: hands on your hips, and sort of arc your legs back a bit like peter pan did
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mast-air, take pole, and beat it off
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any oldschool trick while being really pumped up
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yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

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Mar 8 2005 10:21PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
i personally enjoiy the 'stinkbug', cossing your tails and doing like a back scratcher, and put your poles on your head like antlers
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Mar 8 2005 10:22PM
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SkierJulie
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 101
spraffy and frogger
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Mar 8 2005 10:26PM
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bdskier
Posts: 932 - Karma: 14
spread eagle crotch grab, with the other hand behind your head.
Mar 8 2005 10:45PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
aliens are classic


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Mar 8 2005 10:50PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
the pick up line 'I'll nose press your box, if you lipslide my rail' is pretty dirty and funny.
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OVO helmets

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Mar 8 2005 10:51PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,309
spafys or huge spreads



















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i hate ski patrolers
Mar 8 2005 11:04PM
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soulblader
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cab 1080 reverse mute for sure.
Mar 8 2005 11:10PM
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JoeKing
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Pelvic thrusts atop a huge cliff.


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Mar 8 2005 11:15PM
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kykelly05
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haha i like mullet_skum's
Mar 8 2005 11:18PM
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TMswitch06
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i forget who said it but it was in a post and someone said a buncha stupid shit then said 'to nigger air' I thought that was pretty funny.

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Mar 8 2005 11:39PM
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fourdskate
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nut grab double daffys or a lincoln loop backscratcher
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no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Mar 8 2005 11:50PM
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iRonCrost
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back scratcher
Mar 8 2005 11:55PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
heli screamin seamen.

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Mar 9 2005 12:06AM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
Its like a stinkbug, or 17 year old virgin (JMMT?) or something, it looks cool.
Mar 9 2005 12:45AM
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SKItheBURG
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ahahaha, peter pan, i'm so doing that next time out.
Mar 9 2005 12:55AM
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JZ
Posts: 577 - Karma: 15
without a doubt the frogger 3 or rocket mute

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Mar 9 2005 1:02AM
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40calGlockSkier
Posts: 176 - Karma: 9
I dig the Zero Spin Michael Jackson.

(aka switch spread eagle with crotch grab).

Solid trick, gets the laughs.

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Mar 9 2005 1:08AM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
nose butter to double eject sounds pretty good to me

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Mar 9 2005 2:25AM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
I've decided that if you take any cool trick and add a daffy to it, it becomes 1000000^999 times cooler automatically. You got switch 540 daffys, underflip daffys, cork 7 daffys, wilson flip daffys, rodeo daffys. A cork 7 daffy would definitely blow my mind.

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