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Name Your Fantisy

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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Mine is either Sex in the shower, or slope style sex. its so hard to coose.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 12:25AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
damn i spelt 'choose' wrong... well any ways whats your fantisy?
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 12:42AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
probably sex...period


either that or getting something I say in someone's sig
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 8 2005 12:44AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
^its nice to know someone sucks just as bad as i suck... fantasy??
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
Mar 8 2005 12:45AM
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lanks
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SxMarty6
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No Life

2005-03-08 00:42:28
damn i spelt 'choose' wrong... well any ways whats your fantisy?

ahahahahaha.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
Mar 8 2005 12:45AM
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i8van
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 230
sex yet for me...

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-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G
Mar 8 2005 12:46AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
you must mean Fantasy

i wanna ski deep powder all day with my buddies, get home, drink beer in a hot tub, take some ecstacy, then fuck my hot girlfriend the rest of the night. then do it all over again

-Anthony
Mar 8 2005 12:47AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
i just notices i spelt 'fantasy' wrong.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 12:47AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
noticed**^^
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 12:49AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
hahaha, you're on a roll buddy

and another fantasy is to get my dick sucked while taking a shit

-Anthony
Mar 8 2005 12:50AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
haha i know... its either i'm tierd or, I need sex... haha
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 12:52AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
sex in the shower. haven't done that one yet. orrrrrr, sex on a yacht. i don't know why but that just seems awesome!
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ba-dum-ching!
Mar 8 2005 1:13AM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Ok so heres my fantasy. I'm in a movie theatre, with hot girls i've never met before on either side. Anyways one grabs my hand and places it on her thigh while the other one just randomly gets onto my lap and starts making out with me. As this happens i give the girl (that isn't on my lap) some fingerbanging. She than pulls my fingers out and crawls imbetween the other girls legs to start giving me a BJ. As this happens i am groping them both in various places. the one thats on my lap i slide my fingers up her pussy and give her some fingerbanging. So the final positition works out like this... one girl giving me a bj. Another girl is straddling that girl, while making out with me as i fingerbang her. God that would kick ass.



'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
Mar 8 2005 1:59AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
8 chicks...no, 9
Mar 8 2005 2:01AM
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Shaggy
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theres just never enough chicks for you eh? hahaha, you fuckin pimp

-Anthony
Mar 8 2005 2:11AM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
no fantasy. i already did everything i dreamt of
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

BUSH WON!!
Mar 8 2005 2:49AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
stabbing marty in the face...multiple times.





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Mar 8 2005 6:00AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Sex in the shower is normal stuff,man. Be more creative. I'd like to bang my gf in a hot tub, but there aren't many around here. Sex in the shower is pretty hard,too, a lot of places have tile floors that are extremely slippery.

I'd like to do it at nightfall, on a beach in the water..

TIP: DON'T DO IT AT A DIRTY PARKING HALL UNDER SOME STAIRS, SO your pants get all fucking filthy from oil, and some guard comes to throw you out at the second you got them back on.. :D And she wasn't too good, either..
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Mar 8 2005 6:33AM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
first of all, an extremely gorgeous woman is required, with pretty good sized tits. then i'd just like to titty fuck the shit out of her. probably like in the snow or something wierd like that to make it cool though
Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
Mar 8 2005 8:40AM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
titty fucking is not all it is hyped up to be


DRINK TILL YOU THROW UP
Mar 8 2005 10:28AM
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meb9486
Posts: 740 - Karma: 10
sex in an open outdoors shower by the beach at sunset.!, or at my house in VT like in front of the fire while its snowing outside..would be sweet
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Mar 8 2005 1:54PM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
i have this wicked wicked hot teacher and shes like 24, id like to just fuck the shit out of her after school or something on her desk

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'
Mar 8 2005 1:57PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

CHRISTOPHER


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Mar 8 2005 5:57PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
sex under water with snorcals it sounds like so much fun


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 8 2005 6:00PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
nail a teacher, or at least a younger student teacher
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Mar 8 2005 6:14PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
i like the snorkel idea
Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
Mar 8 2005 6:30PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
^ it gives the girls nasty diseases
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'and then he got bow wow and JDs number so were gonna go party with them this weekend' - ATLskier talk

Real life translation - 'and the he sucked off bow wow and JD for their number so were gonna go suck them off again this weekend' - 1080ryebread
Mar 8 2005 7:02PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
its you spelling fantasy correctly

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Mar 8 2005 7:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
3. That is every guys' fantasy.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Mar 8 2005 7:18PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,119
Tip for every one out there: Sex Underwater= Harmfull to Chicks... it fucks them up pretty bad. asac, how big would the knife be, it sounds interesting.
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 8 2005 7:18PM
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