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Angelina Jolie complex

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Phrosty
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This is the worst thing that can happen to a girl, she is hot as hell, perfect body, but you get a look at her mug and damn, your ready to kick her teeth in. This is most comonly know as the Angelina Jolie complex, she has a nice bod but the face of a dog.


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Aug 2 2002 3:04AM
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gravteck
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I believe i've heard them referred to as butter girls, everything looks good but her face *slaps knee*
Aug 2 2002 8:56AM
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rebel
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I think Jolie's HOT! She's got those pouty lips..... excuse me a sec ;)
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Aug 2 2002 12:52PM
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skodeo7
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yeah she has some fine DSL...and I sure as hell ain't talking about my internet connection


so anyways the afformentioned topic...chicks with ugly faces...ever heard of a paper bag? 'nuff said
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Aug 2 2002 3:41PM
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Krongos
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yeah, that does suck, how about the other way around, when their face is hella hot, but theyre kinda pudgy?


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Aug 2 2002 6:12PM
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--J()nes--
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its called paper bagger...you would fuck her, just with a paperbag over her head...


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Aug 2 2002 8:43PM
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Casey
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good call jones.
Aug 2 2002 10:06PM
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SkierX
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Jones, you thief. Skodeo7 already mentioned paperbag. haha
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Aug 2 2002 10:18PM
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skodeo7
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hahaha you theif!
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Aug 2 2002 10:56PM
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skodeo7
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this is also refered to as 'bag and tag'
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Aug 2 2002 11:38PM
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rebel
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I believe that the right thing to do in this situation is to wrap a flag around her face a nail her for your country!
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Aug 3 2002 12:31AM
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gravteck
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Better yet, it just presents you w/ the perfect opportunity to execute a guiltless donkey punch.
Aug 3 2002 12:35AM
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nealdawgdiamond
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hahahahaah a guiltless donkey punch, that is so true


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Aug 3 2002 12:53AM
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XXXQueen
Posts: 134 - Karma: 9
Man, I am sorry but I think that Angelina Jolie is HOT!!! By far my the hottest chick in the whole world!
Aug 3 2002 2:33AM
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Hedekar
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I think she is hot too, but beauty is only a light switch away....


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Aug 3 2002 4:01AM
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jizack
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but have any of you ever had a double bagger? its where yoiu have to put a bag on her head and on yours just in case hers falls off.
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Aug 3 2002 2:23PM
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