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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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What's up Newschoolers! Figured while I'm MOTM I'd start a trend. While I dont ski as well as Sammy C, I will actually answer your questions. This thread will be for all future members of the month as well when they're member of the month.

Ask away, I love you all!

5 years ago
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Ryanvdonk
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who's cool in park skiing now? im old and still hoping mik d makes a comeback
5 years ago
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anders_a
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BigPurpleSkiSuitMy favorite part about Newschoolers is the enormous compendium of skiing history that the website posesses. I only started skiing seriously 4 years ago, and I knew next to nothing about the history of it.

Thanks for makeing a guy feel old dude.
5 years ago
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anders_a
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Ryanvdonkwho's cool in park skiing now? im old and still hoping mik d makes a comeback


The only way I can impress the kids is with speed theese days. they are not fat enough to really send it. (larry enticer style)
5 years ago
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dogfartstaint
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When did homosexuality find a place in your life?
5 years ago
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yessirskiii_
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Woah? I watched the Chamber of Secrets last night.. scary
BigPurpleSkiSuitNow and then if it's there, I prefer edibles though. I did find something today that will probably make me get some edibles for sure to watch this.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/969721/Harry-Potter-and-the-deathly-weapons-
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9616 - Karma: 71,531
Coolness scale:

Uber Cool:
Phil Casabon
Henrik Harlaut
Antti Ollila
@ezpanada on the gram
Vinny Gagnier
Keegan Kilbride


Not cool:
The two ex professional skier brothers Fagan

Ryanvdonkwho's cool in park skiing now? im old and still hoping mik d makes a comeback
5 years ago
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GrandThings
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If you had an unlimited number of ski suits in a variety of colors - would you change everyday or rock the classics?
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I honestly prefer wearing the same thing every day so people can spot me easily. If any of you guys are looking for me this year, I'll be wearing







And skiing on



While I love rocking the onesie, the one I have is just super torn up, and I do kind of the like the baggy style at times.
GrandThingsIf you had an unlimited number of ski suits in a variety of colors - would you change everyday or rock the classics?
5 years ago
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BedBugDoug
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BigPurpleSkiSuitGive the tapeworm to patient zero for COVID-19 in China back in last year. That way the tapeworm gets the coronavirus and I don't have to worry about whether or not we have a ski season this year


I'd make this one loser named Cameron Roske have it. Dude I went to high school with that just sells drugs now and measures everybody's life based on their net worth and needs to convince everybody he is better than them. For some reason won't leave me alone whenever I run into him anywhere. My reason for telling you this is cuz you should also give a specific name.
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Let's give it to Rush Limbaugh
BedBugDougI'd make this one loser named Cameron Roske have it. Dude I went to high school with that just sells drugs now and measures everybody's life based on their net worth and needs to convince everybody he is better than them. For some reason won't leave me alone whenever I run into him anywhere. My reason for telling you this is cuz you should also give a specific name.
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BedBugDoug
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BigPurpleSkiSuitLet's give it to Rush Limbaugh


That's some low hangin fruit amigo
5 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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Ryanvdonkwho's cool in park skiing now? im old and still hoping mik d makes a comeback


alex hall, colby stevenson, quinn wolferman are my favorite current park killers

henrik is still the boss
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Actually, I'd give it to @X_ANKILLA and watch him talk about how healthy it actually is having a tapeworm
BedBugDougThat's some low hangin fruit amigo
5 years ago
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animator
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SofaKingSickare bonita fish big?

Lmfaoooooo
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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:)
5 years ago
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partyandBS
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vibecheck:)


What's the vibe forecast lookin like this season?
5 years ago
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shinbangclan
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vibecheck:)


can i have flintsone gumby
5 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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@BigPurpleSkiSuit really pulled a Sammy Carlson and answered like 3 questions then dipped
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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What is your favorite spot at your home mountain?
vibecheck:)
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Now I ski like sammy, so it was all worth it. That's the secret
ColoradoDogfart@BigPurpleSkiSuit really pulled a Sammy Carlson and answered like 3 questions then dipped
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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partyandBSWhat's the vibe forecast lookin like this season?


vibe not found
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vibecheck
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shinbangclancan i have flintsone gumby

i ate them all
sorry
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWhat is your favorite spot at your home mountain?


all the free food in the dumpster 🙀🤲🌝
5 years ago
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r00kie
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Tell me about the best vibe you have experienced. Then tell me about the worst.
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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1. hard to say, reeses puffs or cinnamon toast crunch idk

2. of course, I'd say hiking/walking/skiing/biking is best because you can mull over thoughts and think logically , if that doesnt work take some gorilla steroids and your vibe will never be down
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vibecheck
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if you only want to live until 30 do the latter, if you want to live to be a wise 90 year old do the former
5 years ago
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theabortionator
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What do I get? Down to trade karma for a grilled cheese and cold beer.
5 years ago
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Mingg
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From one has-been to another, hows it feel to be a has-been?
5 years ago
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Liam_j10
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BigPurpleSkiSuitId say hitting the mega moto at snowbird is the gnarliest thing I've done there if that's a line, if not, it was broom closet before it really filled in with @abar. I had to go browse lady gabber for that one. Cutest girl lets go with @connecticunt because I'm also from Connecticut and that's also my choice for best newschoolers name if anyone asks.


Yo you’re from ct? Where about? I went to hs in ct
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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West hartford! How about you?
Liam_j10Yo you’re from ct? Where about? I went to hs in ct
5 years ago
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Liam_j10
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWest hartford! How about you?

Lyme, just lyme disease and trees out there lol
5 years ago
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r00kie
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Bump. Let me have it.
5 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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r00kieBump. Let me have it.


Welcome to the club. Perks include a gold name, gold star and Tim Durtschis fappening pictures autographed by a random NS mod.
5 years ago
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CalumSKI
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r00kieBump. Let me have it.


Hahaha let’s goooo
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Pick one to bang:
Liz swaney
Tim Durtschi
Lindsey Vonn
Steve Stepp
r00kieBump. Let me have it.
5 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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Only one???
BigPurpleSkiSuitPick one to bang:
Liz swaney
Tim Durtschi
Lindsey Vonn
Steve Stepp
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r00kie
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BigPurpleSkiSuitPick one to bang:
Liz swaney
Tim Durtschi
Lindsey Vonn
Steve Stepp


I think I'm going to have to go with Vonn after that wonderfulth thread @SnowGaper made.
5 years ago
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snowfinder
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whats your home mountain?
5 years ago
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r00kie
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snowfinderwhats your home mountain?


Bittersweet Michigan. 350 feet of fun.
5 years ago
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partyandBS
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r00kieBump. Let me have it.


Whats the best name for a horse?
5 years ago
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r00kie
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partyandBSWhats the best name for a horse?


Pony Soprano.

I had to google that, full disclosure.
5 years ago
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danbrown
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BigPurpleSkiSuitWest hartford!

I am also from there
5 years ago
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partyandBS
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r00kieBump. Let me have it.

Would you rather go for drinks with:

Elizabeth Swaney and hear about how good she is

Or

@skierman and hear about how shit you are

Its important to state that regarless of your choice, your butt hole will be violated.

Choose wisely.

**This post was edited on Nov 10th 2020 at 8:09:58am
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r00kie
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partyandBSWould you rather go for drinks with:

Elizabeth Swaney and hear about how good she is

Or

@skierman and hear about how shit you are

Its important to state that regarless of your choice, your butt hole will be violated.

Choose wisely.

**This post was edited on Nov 10th 2020 at 8:09:58am


I think I'll go with skierman in hopes of him being a better person in real life. 99.9% sure Swaney is an attention whore even in her personal life.
5 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
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What's your favorite beer?
5 years ago
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r00kie
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larilinesignWhat's your favorite beer?

I tend to like dark stouts with lots of coffee and chocolate flavor so right now Founders KBS has it. Also really like Kettlehouse Cold Smoke but thats hard to come by.
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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danbrownI am also from there


did you go to hall or conard?
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danbrown
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BigPurpleSkiSuitdid you go to hall or conard?


conard, '06
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