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I hate it when people say...

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Jpurd
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"If I were you, I would"
May 15 2020 1:08PM 5 0
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JAHpow
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If I were you, I would have not made this thread.
May 15 2020 1:15PM 21 0
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SofaKingSick
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JAHpowIf I were you, I would have not made this thread.


hmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him
May 15 2020 1:18PM 8 0
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little1337
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SofaKingSickhmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him


The cycle continues
May 15 2020 3:13PM 3 0
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oldmanski
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Just down the road. When really its 20 miles
May 15 2020 3:19PM 10 0
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CatdickBojangles
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"Don't feed the Raccoons pre-workout and meth"
May 15 2020 3:36PM 5 0
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No.Quarter
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"well yea, but..."
May 15 2020 3:54PM 3 0
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JAHpow
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SofaKingSickhmm right but then i guess he'd be you and he could still make the thread, using your body. so we can't stop him


pls don't play your jedi mind tricks with me, I haven't drank any coffee today
May 15 2020 4:14PM 2 0
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CalumSKI
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 18,900
don't talk to me until I've had my coffee


could be one of the most annoying sentences people say, like please stop

**This post was edited on May 16th 2020 at 12:27:34am
May 15 2020 6:58PM 6 1
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JAHpow
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CalumSKIdon't talk to me until I've had my coffee


could be one of the most annoying sentences people say, like please stfu


Well this is awkward
May 15 2020 7:01PM 2 0
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CalumSKI
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JAHpowWell this is awkward


......
May 15 2020 7:02PM 2 0
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r00kie
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No offense but, *something critical of you*
May 15 2020 7:50PM 2 0
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dolanslebensraum
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I hate when ppl say “minute” to mean a long time.

like “yo bro i havent seen you in a minute!”

i cant stand that shit.
May 15 2020 8:06PM 5 0
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little1337
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀☀️ * .
. . ✦⠀ , * ⠀ ⠀ ,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. ⠀ ⠀. ˚ ⠀　⠀ , . . *⠀ ⠀ ⠀✦⠀ . . . ⠀🌕 . 🚀 ˚ 　ﾟ . .⠀ 🌎⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀‍⠀, * ⠀. . ⠀✦ ˚ *
.⠀ . . ✦⠀ , 🛸 ⠀ . ⠀ . ˚ Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. ⠀⠀⠀✦ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* ⠀⠀⠀. . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀☄️ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. . 　ﾟ . .

**This post was edited on May 15th 2020 at 8:24:52pm
May 15 2020 8:24PM 6 1
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GORILLAWALLACE
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there are 2 types of people who tell you "If I were you, I would/wouldn't"

if that person is constantly giving advice, it's probably shitty advice

but if they aren't, it could be a powerful suggestion and a valuable piece of advice.
May 15 2020 8:45PM 4 0
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vibecheck
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SIR, this is the women's restroom
May 15 2020 8:45PM 9 0
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.FRY.
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Using the contraction there's when they should say there are.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

There ARE (not) plenty of fish in the sea
May 15 2020 8:58PM 2 0
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GORILLAWALLACE
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.FRY.Using the contraction there's when they should say there are.

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

There ARE (not) plenty of fish in the sea


im lost

are there fish in the sea or??
May 15 2020 9:01PM 5 0
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Dustin.
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GORILLAWALLACEim lost

are there fish in the sea or??


"______, for me, means...."

"As a ______, insert irrelevant opinion based on stated non-qualification."
May 16 2020 3:12PM 5 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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"put my kid down please"
May 16 2020 3:32PM 6 0
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Jpurd
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TRVP_ANGEL"put my kid down please"

Gold
May 16 2020 3:58PM 2 0
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