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Things you should do with your money

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albinoboy
Posts: 362 - Karma: 1,964
Why?? Because I can't. Thats why.

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Buy a cheap walmart mtn bike and kit it out with high end parts(Fox, sram, dropper post ect.)
MUST look dope as shit when done.

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Buy an old Crown Vic police cruiser and make it dope. These things are fucking bomb proof so obviously its meant as a desert buggy. It must be lifted and have an absurd paint job.

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If you can't find a crown vic on craigslist, a crown vic engine is around 900 on ebay. Soo slap that shit in whatever you want because that is one beast of an engine.

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This one is a reach but if someone can do this that would be sick. Buy a warehouse in your local industrial district and turn it into a ghetto woodward.
May 13 2020 2:29AM
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little1337
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Article 5:
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May 13 2020 8:59AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,833
little1337Article 5:
Subscribe to my onlyfans


Fuck off, I was gonna share mine. I've got covid prices. 25 cent nudes or 5 for $1
May 13 2020 4:34PM
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eheath
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Honestly, those ideas are pretty terrible.
May 13 2020 5:15PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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I’m buying a drift boat cus I’m pretty sure you can’t get a dui on it
May 13 2020 5:35PM
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OCoffey
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Don’t do number 1 cuz the frames gonna snap and that won’t be fun. Instead find some dh bike from like 2010 and do that
May 13 2020 8:18PM
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r00kie
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OCoffeyDon’t do number 1 cuz the frames gonna snap and that won’t be fun. Instead find some dh bike from like 2010 and do that


That and most parts will not be compatible anyway. Brakes, steer tube, headset, axles, etc. Not much you could actually do.
May 13 2020 11:21PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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eheathHonestly, those ideas are pretty terrible.

Funny how ive never seen a post from you that's not toxic
May 14 2020 12:39AM
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eheath
Posts: 61136 - Karma: 118,601
rice.chexFunny how ive never seen a post from you that's not toxic



May 14 2020 1:16AM
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.FRY.
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I'm so glad I don't have kids
May 14 2020 1:36AM
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theabortionator
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OCoffeyDon’t do number 1 cuz the frames gonna snap and that won’t be fun. Instead find some dh bike from like 2010 and do that


I dirt jumped a walmart huffy bmx as a kid. Pretty large jumps. Bent the forks out and broke some other shit eventually. Thing couldn't hang. That said thing was on sale for like 85 bucks and it was able to legit get me into bmx and nkt jumping my 16 or whatever inch with coaster brakes.

Also that huffy had a dub frame so you could do frame stands bombing hills. Shit was dope even though it was shitty.

Also i kinda want a walmart mtn bike just to ride the trails behind my house till I move out agter corona.

Otherwise don't buy walmart bikes.
May 14 2020 2:22AM
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ChadThundercock
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Cool story hansel
May 14 2020 2:34AM
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albinoboy
Posts: 362 - Karma: 1,964
OCoffeyDon’t do number 1 cuz the frames gonna snap and that won’t be fun. Instead find some dh bike from like 2010 and do that


the walmart hyper frames are kinda ok but buts its not for practical use im just tryna waste your money
May 14 2020 4:15AM
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albinoboy
Posts: 362 - Karma: 1,964
eheathHonestly, those ideas are pretty terrible.


thank you
May 14 2020 4:17AM
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dolanslebensraum
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If you dont buy a wowgo electric skateboard for 750 bucks youre an idiot. The wowgo 3x is literally the exact same thing as a 1500$ boosted stealth and it costs half as much.


May 14 2020 4:23AM
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oldmanski
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Buy a car, Crown Vic would not be my choice but to each their own.

Pimp it out with a stereo system and such, just make sure to buy snow tires for it and throw some salt bags in the trunk to get you to the hill.
May 14 2020 1:52PM
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skierman
Posts: 8070 - Karma: 4,900
rice.chexFunny how ive never seen a post from you that's not toxic


You're a terrible fucking person.
May 14 2020 4:35PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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skiermanYou're a terrible fucking person.



May 14 2020 7:15PM
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