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What is the weirdest shit you've done for money?

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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
I had a team standup this morning and this was the topic of discussion. Some weird shit came up... for a professional work enviornment. Transparently, I'm boring and don't have any crazy stories.

Anyway's what's the weirdest shit you've done for money?
5 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 50,428
Anything you want me to do OP
5 years ago
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,230
I stole and licked a urinal cake from our mountains bathroom.

I think I win the stupid contest.

He never paid me the 15 bucks
5 years ago
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
little1337Anything you want me to do OP


Anything you say?
5 years ago
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JmckR
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 6,093
I do moose stuff
5 years ago
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oldmanski
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Skated through Govy Camp naked back in the summer of 2001 for 5 bucks
5 years ago
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Butterytips69
Posts: 732 - Karma: 8,231
Dragged a dead seal off the beach by its dick for 13.50 an hour
5 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 22,853
given my soul to a corporation
5 years ago
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,804
Sold my old shoes to someone with a kink for smelling stinky shoes

He def jacked off in my shoes but its all good I got paid
5 years ago
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,764
Ate a 5 year old onion from the school science lab in 7th grade for 5 bucks. I don't recommend it.
5 years ago
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theabortionator
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Bened_notnilI stole and licked a urinal cake from our mountains bathroom.

I think I win the stupid contest.

He never paid me the 15 bucks


I feel ya. I chugged a bottle of wine in 3 s3conds for a bet and the pos never paid me because he didn't think Id actually do it.

People who make bets and don't pay up can get fucked.

As far as jobs I don't think Ive done anything that absurdly weird.
5 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7439 - Karma: 79,715
Got married lmao
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
Punched someone in the club for 50
shaved both my eyebrows off for 15
5 years ago
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