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I'm Gunna Just Drink My Pee MmmmKay

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X_ANKILLA
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Real Talk, Just wanted to let yall know I'm gunna be doing Urine Therapy. To Just further My Healing. My Knee and My Eczema are my Main Targets. But I hear it Truly Helps Everything.

Just wanted to Let you guys know, the jizz-eating kid is now gunna drink piss too. Maybe Shit therapy next. Who knows haha.

I'll let you guys know how it goes. Or as most of you guys do anyways, Just tune into my IG Stories. Pardon the Historical Whistleblowing on Pedophilic Satanism on my IG. Just Skip those so you guys can Screen shot me Chugging Piss.

And No, I dont want Any of yall's Piss Donations. Yall eat like Trash. and That affects Piss quality.

Also just as a Reminder.



Hugs n Kisses,
XKILLA :)
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ASSholebomber22
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Apr 16 2020 12:31AM
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HypeBeast
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Be sure to post vids in here op
Apr 16 2020 12:37AM
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vibecheck
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Photos wont prove anything, you need to chug piss live
Apr 16 2020 1:09AM
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p3cific
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i must be a rapist cause i dont remember asking
Apr 16 2020 1:12AM
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iced
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they peed during the holocaust
Apr 16 2020 2:11AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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this is the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread
Apr 16 2020 2:19AM
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theabortionator
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Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but it's steril and I like the taste
Apr 16 2020 2:24AM
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CLQ
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Love seeing your schizo rants on IG, keep up the good work! You’re right, people aren’t really mean to you in NS. We certainly could be tho
Apr 16 2020 2:56AM
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.GUCCI.
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im not sure i can sleep now that i just heard x_ankilla describe himself drink a mixture of period blood/female ejaculation
Apr 16 2020 5:29AM
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crustyboot.420
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962062/passmethedankmemes-20200326-100550-0-mp4
Apr 16 2020 5:46AM
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dolanslebensraum
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ankilla man what is your purpose with threads like this?

you must hang out with a bunch of 90 iq braindead trash if you think your clownery is original or funny.

im not trying to be mean ankilla. Youre still just a kid, even if you feel like an adult right now. I promise you one day you will look back on the shit you thought would turn heads and be like “wtf was i smoking?”

just chill man. Life is long.
Apr 16 2020 9:53AM
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little1337
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DolanReloadedankilla man what is your purpose with threads like this?

you must hang out with a bunch of 90 iq braindead trash if you think your clownery is original or funny.

im not trying to be mean ankilla. Youre still just a kid, even if you feel like an adult right now. I promise you one day you will look back on the shit you thought would turn heads and be like “wtf was i smoking?”

just chill man. Life is long.


Dolan vs Ankilla
Clash of the titans
Apr 16 2020 10:16AM
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Titus69
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962075/You-have-to-drink-all-of-the-pee
Apr 16 2020 11:17AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Fuck off
Apr 16 2020 1:48PM
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CLQ
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Imagine Ankilla time traveling back to when he was 15, just a normal kid then, and telling him what his future holds. Yeah you will eat only fruit, you get all of your information from small instagram accounts, you think fasting will heal your acl, you will try your own jizz, you believe in the craziest conspiracy theories anyone has every heard, you will purposefully sun burn yourself, you will drink your own piss and rub it all over yourself to "heal" your eczema. If my future self told me that at 15, I would straight up pull a Robin Williams.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 2:45:01pm
Apr 16 2020 2:43PM
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Mingg
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Ankilla, I worry about you.
Apr 16 2020 2:46PM
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Titus69
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CLQImagine Ankilla time traveling back to when he was 15, just a normal kid then, and telling him what his future holds. Yeah you will eat only fruit, you get all of your information from small instagram accounts, you think fasting will heal your acl, you will try your own jizz, you believe in the craziest conspiracy theories anyone has every heard, you will purposefully sun burn yourself, you will drink your own piss and rub it all over yourself to "heal" your eczema. If my future self told me that at 15, I would straight up pull a Robin Williams.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 2:45:01pm


You forgot the part where he’ll start to resent his family because they want to help his clearly fucked up head, and then post the texts bashing his parents saying they’re fucking brainwashed morons on his already bullshit filled IG story.
Apr 16 2020 3:21PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I must be Bill Cosby because I don't remember asking
Apr 16 2020 7:06PM
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theabortionator
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DolanReloadedankilla man what is your purpose with threads like this?


Interesting
Apr 16 2020 11:00PM
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Titus69
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Go peep his IG story, just do it.

Idk why you think it’s gonna piss people off (lol piss) but it just makes me giggle to see youve reached a point of drinking your own pee for health reasons, no shit talk needed really, I wanna see what it does to you overtime whether good or bad.
Apr 16 2020 11:09PM
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dogfacematt
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Titus69Go peep his IG story, just do it.

Idk why you think it’s gonna piss people off (lol piss) but it just makes me giggle to see youve reached a point of drinking your own pee for health reasons, no shit talk needed really, I wanna see what it does to you overtime whether good or bad.


mad lad did it
Apr 16 2020 11:30PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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CLQImagine Ankilla time traveling back to when he was 15, just a normal kid then, and telling him what his future holds. Yeah you will eat only fruit, you get all of your information from small instagram accounts, you think fasting will heal your acl, you will try your own jizz, you believe in the craziest conspiracy theories anyone has every heard, you will purposefully sun burn yourself, you will drink your own piss and rub it all over yourself to "heal" your eczema. If my future self told me that at 15, I would straight up pull a Robin Williams.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 2:45:01pm

It's almost like he's rebelling against reality by believing every conspiracy that goes against common sense.
Apr 16 2020 11:57PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I think he blocked me, but you should seek professional help @X_ANKILLA
Apr 16 2020 11:58PM
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Titus69
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MomAgainst4tniteIt's almost like he's rebelling against reality by believing every conspiracy that goes against common sense.


You rarely need to provide facts when arguing with them, if you have some decent common sense it’s just too easy.
Apr 17 2020 12:11AM
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X_ANKILLA
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.GUCCI.im not sure i can sleep now that i just heard x_ankilla describe himself drink a mixture of period blood/female ejaculation


Real Talk, Real Men Swallow. Bc you know she gunna swallow for you.
Apr 17 2020 12:46AM
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X_ANKILLA
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DolanReloadedankilla man what is your purpose with threads like this?

you must hang out with a bunch of 90 iq braindead trash if you think your clownery is original or funny.

im not trying to be mean ankilla. Youre still just a kid, even if you feel like an adult right now. I promise you one day you will look back on the shit you thought would turn heads and be like “wtf was i smoking?”

just chill man. Life is long.


hahaha bruh, Purpose is to Piss yall off. hahahaha. So i can drink it hahaha.

Everything I do is original. Pls Find another NSer who drinks their own Piss. Pls. (Not pees in butts. everyone does that.)

hahahaha bruh, you a child. you dont have a single edit or pic posted and you only joined NS in 2018 hahaha.
Apr 17 2020 12:50AM
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X_ANKILLA
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962183/trim-D93F0F23-2442-4AD8-ABD6-42256CB6E1FC-MOV
Apr 17 2020 12:51AM
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X_ANKILLA
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CLQImagine Ankilla time traveling back to when he was 15, just a normal kid then, and telling him what his future holds. Yeah you will eat only fruit, you get all of your information from small instagram accounts, you think fasting will heal your acl, you will try your own jizz, you believe in the craziest conspiracy theories anyone has every heard, you will purposefully sun burn yourself, you will drink your own piss and rub it all over yourself to "heal" your eczema. If my future self told me that at 15, I would straight up pull a Robin Williams.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 2:45:01pm


15 year old me would be like "what's new, I ate my Jizz last night. And Prolly dude, something in life just aint right...society is too weird to be deemed 'normal.' Also what's New, I tried my piss in the shower the other day too."

Do you often tell people to go Kill themselves? That's a really nasty habit you have there. But if I have understood anything about internal development, you talk to others how you talk to yourself. So I wish you growth and understanding homie. If you need someone to tell you self love is valid, I got you dawg. Love yourself homie.
Apr 17 2020 12:56AM
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X_ANKILLA
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Titus69You forgot the part where he’ll start to resent his family because they want to help his clearly fucked up head, and then post the texts bashing his parents saying they’re fucking brainwashed morons on his already bullshit filled IG story.


I love how you 'Hate' my IG so much, but you clearly keep up with it Daily. MuchLove Dawg.
Apr 17 2020 12:57AM
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X_ANKILLA
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Titus69Go peep his IG story, just do it.

Idk why you think it’s gonna piss people off (lol piss) but it just makes me giggle to see youve reached a point of drinking your own pee for health reasons, no shit talk needed really, I wanna see what it does to you overtime whether good or bad.


hahaha see it worked. I can just hear that entire comment oooozing with Resentment. hahah I'll take that W.
Apr 17 2020 12:59AM
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TheMoostafian
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I’m calling BS, no way that was actually urine.
Apr 17 2020 12:59AM
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little1337
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TheMoostafianI’m calling BS, no way that was actually urine.


yeah were gonna need to see it come out to verify all this
Apr 17 2020 1:00AM
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X_ANKILLA
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MomAgainst4tniteIt's almost like he's rebelling against reality by believing every conspiracy that goes against common sense.


Okay then let's Test it. Pizzagate and the Podesta Emails Prove Child Sex Trafficking in DC.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962185/OUT-OF-SHADOWS-OFFICIAL
Pls do Watch. I think you'll enjoy eating your words.
Apr 17 2020 1:02AM
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X_ANKILLA
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little1337yeah were gonna need to see it come out to verify all this


You sound like a conspiracy theorist hahahahahahahahahaah
Apr 17 2020 1:03AM
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TheMoostafian
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little1337yeah were gonna need to see it come out to verify all this


@X_ANKILLA do it, piss in your mouth on a livestream
Apr 17 2020 1:04AM
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.GUCCI.
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TheMoostafianI’m calling BS, no way that was actually urine.


nah im believing it at this point, dude will do anything for shock value.
Apr 17 2020 1:17AM
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casual
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This is basically the plot of Back to the Future.
CLQImagine Ankilla time traveling back to when he was 15, just a normal kid then, and telling him what his future holds. Yeah you will eat only fruit, you get all of your information from small instagram accounts, you think fasting will heal your acl, you will try your own jizz, you believe in the craziest conspiracy theories anyone has every heard, you will purposefully sun burn yourself, you will drink your own piss and rub it all over yourself to "heal" your eczema. If my future self told me that at 15, I would straight up pull a Robin Williams.

**This post was edited on Apr 16th 2020 at 2:45:01pm
Apr 17 2020 1:33AM
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casual
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The attention seeking levels of this thread are troubling. I mean we are all bored right now, but god damn.

My theory is that the IG story views have dipped in the last few days so this is bait for us to go watch. I for one am going to take the bait shamelessly because watching a confused young man film himself drink pee is just my idea of a good time these days.

Am I the only one though that genuinely thinks his art is really cool, though? Like....it’s pretty sweet.
Apr 17 2020 1:37AM
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casual
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Upon viewing, it was pretty anticlimactic. I was at least hoping for some kind of commentary.

An idea: maybe do daily pee drinking posts and do needledrop/Anthony fantano style reviews. You could like pick your favorite homemade hoodie to wear when drinking a really super dank vintage to give a nod to all of us that said pee pee is top notch.

Alternatively, take the pee, and just open your mouth and stand there expressionless and just throw the entirety of the pee into your face sort of violently.


I dunno, you’re a creative guy, I think you could do a lot with the concept. There was that guy years ago who had shows in the finest galleries of NYC doing Madonnas and Jesus portraits composed of his own pee, shit and come. This isn’t unprecedented, I believe there’s a market here.
X_ANKILLAhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/962183/trim-D93F0F23-2442-4AD8-ABD6-42256CB6E1FC-MOV
Apr 17 2020 1:43AM
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Titus69
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X_ANKILLAI love how you 'Hate' my IG so much, but you clearly keep up with it Daily. MuchLove Dawg.


X_ANKILLAhahaha see it worked. I can just hear that entire comment oooozing with Resentment. hahah I'll take that W.


You know it’s out of pure boredom while I’m unemployed right? Sure I look through some of the shit you share, can’t actually believe what I’m reading and gtfo. It’s funny how you get a ride out of so many clearly level headed people calling you a fucking idiot, take the fucking hint dude get yourself checked out.
Apr 17 2020 2:01AM
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Titus69
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Also here you go I just watched your story, I know bill gates is kinda suspect but here’s the closed caption quote of what he said, listening to him it could be either word and it did strike me but I knew you weirdos either edited it or heard him wrong, but here you go, Mr “bill gates is trying to depopulate the earth.” Note that it says “reducing” and not “producing”


Apr 17 2020 2:09AM
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iced
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I just realized that this guy could be the greatest troll of all time
Apr 17 2020 2:14AM
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dolanslebensraum
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theabortionatorInteresting


Bro if you are seriously comparing me to ankilla....
Apr 17 2020 6:02AM
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dolanslebensraum
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X_ANKILLAhahaha bruh, Purpose is to Piss yall off. hahahaha. So i can drink it hahaha.

Everything I do is original. Pls Find another NSer who drinks their own Piss. Pls. (Not pees in butts. everyone does that.)

hahahaha bruh, you a child. you dont have a single edit or pic posted and you only joined NS in 2018 hahaha.


Just chill man is all im saying. You sound like youre caught up in some uber competitive social circle and your desperate for recognition.
Apr 17 2020 6:08AM
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TheMoostafian
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Apr 17 2020 11:28AM
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coolflash8
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Yeah but dude if you are drinking piss how are you ever gonna get laid? no one wants to fuck someone who drinks piss
Apr 17 2020 11:42AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Salty bc threatened
threatened bc inferior
inferior bc shit genes
shit genes bc no abortion

your parents should be slapped
Apr 17 2020 12:18PM
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elcheapo
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Pic or it didn't happen, get to work
Apr 17 2020 12:38PM
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Lonely
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This now appears on his stories lol
Apr 17 2020 1:35PM
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