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Why slide rails unnatural?

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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 8174
just dont swap


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Apr 10 2020 3:57PM
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Young_patty
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God hates K-feds
Apr 10 2020 4:07PM
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little1337
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Why slide rails at all?

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Apr 10 2020 4:24PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 3131
why ski the terrain park, when you can ski regularly?



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Apr 10 2020 4:47PM
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Paul.
Posts: 1012
Why ski?

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Apr 10 2020 4:52PM
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k_tivnan
Posts: 82
Why hit features?

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Apr 10 2020 4:55PM
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BLandz
Posts: 776
Why use newschoolers?

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Apr 10 2020 5:19PM
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bennwithtwons
Posts: 384
some people are born with a desire to slide rails
some people are born with a desire to slide tubes

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Apr 10 2020 6:00PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
Posts: 2072
why do anything?


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Apr 10 2020 6:04PM
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Dan-Man
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I think it is very very important to hit rails both ways. It will advance your skills, and make you a better person.
Apr 10 2020 6:28PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Why slide rails natural?
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Apr 10 2020 6:39PM
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clindblomskier
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Why have acl’s? This post paid in part by goaltender slide gang
Apr 10 2020 6:47PM
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iced
Posts: 2244
why breathe?


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Apr 10 2020 7:23PM
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ScaryDumpTruck
Posts: 121
Why hit rails?


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Apr 10 2020 7:40PM
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Str8Chedda
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Apr 10 2020 8:22PM
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Kretzschmar
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BLandzWhy use newschoolers?

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Apr 10 2020 8:31PM
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Mr.Lumpyjumbles
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Why follow the same post format as everyone else in this thread?

Nope.
Apr 10 2020 9:09PM
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claudiaschneider
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why hit the park?

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Apr 11 2020 12:55AM
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_mcjakk
Posts: 128
Why use skis??

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Apr 11 2020 1:15AM
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tini
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Hey boy!! Why you skiing backwards!?!?!?

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Apr 11 2020 9:46AM
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tri_photo
Posts: 930
why learn back 2s?

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Apr 11 2020 1:24PM
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_mcjakk
Posts: 128
tri_photowhy learn back 2s?

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Apr 11 2020 2:20PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 930
Nah that’s a boomer ski patroller 😂
tiniHey boy!! Why you skiing backwards!?!?!?

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Apr 11 2020 3:10PM
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Tate_birrel
Posts: 40
Why ski it’s so pointless? It’s not even fun and you guys suck at it anyways
Apr 11 2020 4:48PM
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evan.schu
Posts: 408
Why buy Virtika?

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Apr 11 2020 5:44PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 930
Tate_birrelWhy ski it’s so pointless? It’s not even fun and you guys suck at it anyways


Shut up chicken joe

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Apr 11 2020 8:55PM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 400
Why use lifts


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Apr 11 2020 9:08PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 474
Why make efforts to stop the spread of a global pandemic?

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Apr 12 2020 10:44AM
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elm.
Posts: 1019
why carry an avalanche beacon in the backcountry?

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Apr 13 2020 4:30PM
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saucy+steve
Posts: 145
Why live?


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Apr 13 2020 10:40PM
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Florian419
Posts: 11
Why post something here?

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Apr 28 2020 11:25AM
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DolanReloaded
Posts: 1955
CalumSKIwhy ski the terrain park, when you can ski regularly?



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Pussy, duh
Apr 28 2020 6:35PM
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CharlzHub
Posts: 527
Why use landings?

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Apr 29 2020 3:42PM
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SteezMcGee
Posts: 329
Why cork?

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Apr 30 2020 2:10AM
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Florian419
Posts: 11
Why its called WHY?

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Apr 30 2020 4:56AM
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TheMailMan
Posts: 886
Why french fry?

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Apr 30 2020 10:35AM
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