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NS is full of Globe Heads

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little1337
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I used to think the Earth was round, probably because I was conditioned by the media to think so, until yesterday when I saw that thread by X_Ankilla where he said to do your own research. So I dug a little deeper and came to my own conclusions.
What tipped me off you might ask? Well I had a few questions that couldn't be answered. For one, If the Earth is round then why do skis have rocker? Shouldn't the ski bend DOWN to curve around the Earth? Where does all the water go if the oceans curve along the globe? shouldn't all the water fall to the bottom of the earth? Also I've met people from Australia and they don't have to tether themselves to the ground to avoid falling into space. I'm not saying I know all this for a fact, but just do your own research and come to your own conclusions.

TL:DR The earth is flat and we have all been conditioned to think so so the government can continue to make millions off of selling Globes.







Apr 1 2020 8:41AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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There’s people who think the earth is a globe, and there’s people who THINK
Apr 1 2020 11:12AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Come join the flat earth society. We have members from all over the globe!
Apr 1 2020 11:45AM
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theabortionator
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My friend has a globe in his house. I laughed at him and told him he's a friggin idiot. People are so dumb. A globe, like really?
Apr 1 2020 11:48AM
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oldmanski
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If it s a globe, someone needs to give it a good fucking shake.
Apr 1 2020 11:51AM
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iFlip
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The Cape L'Agulhas lighthouse in South Africa is only 33 feet tall, and 238 feet above sea level. However, it can be seen from over 50 MILES away. If the Earth was round as the so-called "scientists" say, the "curvature" that they claim would make it impossible to see this lighthouse from 50 miles away. Yet, it can be seen.

So what are you going to believe? What these "scientists" say or what you can plainly SEE with your own eyes? Boom. Earth is flat.
Apr 1 2020 12:03PM
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Young_patty
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Can't wait till you're all proven wrong once we learn that our earth is actually a poorly rendered cube
Apr 1 2020 1:39PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Obviously the Earth is flat and the moon and sun are fake. That is why they are the exact same size in the sky, because our overlords that treat us like an ant colony used the same cutout template.

Fuck, that is actually kind of weird they are exactly the same size.
Apr 1 2020 1:56PM
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arnie_grape
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if you wanna be in their club you gotta kill a roundie for cred
Apr 1 2020 2:12PM
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OregonDead
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Austrailians actually do use those teather things and also a lot of superglue for stuff around the house
Apr 1 2020 2:21PM
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T.L.
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fuckin globetards.
Apr 1 2020 3:20PM
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little1337
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OregonDeadAustrailians actually do use those teather things and also a lot of superglue for stuff around the house



Apr 1 2020 11:21PM
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ajerrywithstyle
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the earth isn't flat and it isn't round it's dinosaur shaped
Apr 2 2020 5:12PM
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oldworld_newlife
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It all adds up , you take the number of letters in the name newschoolers , 12. Now we know there's 12 zodiac signs so anyone who says NS is a myth is right away wrong - which means ankilla is right at least twice a day , like a clock , and if you look at clocks , wait a minute . 2 = twice and an-killa and new-schoolers both got two parts to there name . So you back track and see the website is harboring cosmic intelligence vortex's within the community , big deal you say- but go further and look , people post vids from CO here all the time now there's co vid all over the world and how did it get all over the world if the CO vid flat on the screen is flat ? It only spreads on flat planes because when you still go on this website you're flat out of excuses to believe the earth is even a comprehencdible shape , it's flat metaphorically you idiot
Apr 2 2020 6:01PM
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vibecheck
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Bermuba
Apr 2 2020 7:14PM
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OregonDead
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midwesternmaniacIt all adds up , you take the number of letters in the name newschoolers , 12. Now we know there's 12 zodiac signs so anyone who says NS is a myth is right away wrong - which means ankilla is right at least twice a day , like a clock , and if you look at clocks , wait a minute . 2 = twice and an-killa and new-schoolers both got two parts to there name . So you back track and see the website is harboring cosmic intelligence vortex's within the community , big deal you say- but go further and look , people post vids from CO here all the time now there's co vid all over the world and how did it get all over the world if the CO vid flat on the screen is flat ? It only spreads on flat planes because when you still go on this website you're flat out of excuses to believe the earth is even a comprehencdible shape , it's flat metaphorically you idiot

Do you even remember when the NS.com profile linked directly to the World Bank?
Apr 3 2020 12:33AM
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SofaKingSick
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look i support you guys but you can't be making threads like this, They will see this and They will delete this thread
Apr 3 2020 11:20AM
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P-wurps
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SofaKingSicklook i support you guys but you can't be making threads like this, They will see this and They will delete this thread


Were safe as long as this "quarantine" is going on. Since we know the actual reason for the quarantine is that the gov is changing out the batteries in the birds they cant spy on us right now. Should be good for another few weeks before they release them back from the facilities
Apr 3 2020 11:57AM
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_mcjakk
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little1337I used to think the Earth was round, probably because I was conditioned by the media to think so, until yesterday when I saw that thread by X_Ankilla where he said to do your own research. So I dug a little deeper and came to my own conclusions.
What tipped me off you might ask? Well I had a few questions that couldn't be answered. For one, If the Earth is round then why do skis have rocker? Shouldn't the ski bend DOWN to curve around the Earth? Where does all the water go if the oceans curve along the globe? shouldn't all the water fall to the bottom of the earth? Also I've met people from Australia and they don't have to tether themselves to the ground to avoid falling into space. I'm not saying I know all this for a fact, but just do your own research and come to your own conclusions.

TL:DR The earth is flat and we have all been conditioned to think so so the government can continue to make millions off of selling Globes.









Youve made some pre interesting points that i mostly agree with, but riddle me this, how would australians have to chain theirselves to the ground if australia doesnt exist in the first place, same goes for Canada
Apr 3 2020 12:15PM
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little1337
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May 5 2020 2:54AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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flat earth exists in other dimensions stay woke
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