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Double eject feels good tbh

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b0ss
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The sensation of the bindings taking just enough load as your face approaches the ground so that yiu dont die and poof.
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dolanslebensraum
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You like “ejectulating”?

BAH!!
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shin-bang
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DolanReloadedYou like “ejectulating”?

BAH!!

Dolan strikes again
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Wsmyers
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Not if you break you ankles while doing it.-Tanner hall
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dolanslebensraum
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WsmyersNot if you break you ankles while doing it.-Tanner hall

Ankles are broken?

%ordering dubs%

dubs delivered
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SuspiciousFish
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My personal favorite is the delayed double eject. Especially when you are going Mach 3 on a steep powder run. You hear the first 'click' and you think, OK i can ride this shit out... Then the second click and BOOM!
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Mixy
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shin-bangDolan strikes again


Another instant classic
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f100prerunner
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Agreed. One of the last time I rode in resort hit a pretty decent side hit and double ejected due to being too far forward on the landing. Casually somehow rolled onto my back and slid 20 feet after ejecting, was super stoked and it oddly felt great haha.
Week later saw a dude hit boreals 60’er and over rotated and double ejected, smacked his face and slid 30’ straight knocked out...so with that said guess it doesn’t always feel good....

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2020 at 11:07:51pm
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dolanslebensraum
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f100prerunnerAgreed. One of the last time I rode in resort hit a pretty decent side hit and double ejected due to being too far forward on the landing. Casually somehow rolled onto my back and slid 20 feet after ejecting, was super stoked and it oddly felt great haha.
Week later saw a dude hit boreals 60’er and over rotated and double ejected, smacked his face and slid 30’ straight knocked out...so with that said guess it doesn’t always feel good....

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2020 at 11:07:51pm

Whenever i eat shit without it hurting at all it feels awesome.
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CatdickBojangles
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Gotta have that one face plant a season that cracks your entire back and you either feel like a whole new person or all that stored LSD in your spine unleashes and you go on a 3 day trip. Win-win situation either way.
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JmckR
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It really does though. faceplanting every now and again and sometimes digging for your skis for what feels like hours is a small price to pay, when you consider what would have happened to your knee or leg if your skis had actually stayed on.
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hi_vis360
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I don't think I've ever had a painful double eject bail. It's always when your skis stay on that you get hurt
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yessirskiii_
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Mmmm the spinal acid crack, a colorado favorite
CatdickBojanglesGotta have that one face plant a season that cracks your entire back and you either feel like a whole new person or all that stored LSD in your spine unleashes and you go on a 3 day trip. Win-win situation either way.
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freestyler540
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At least your knees are protected. They still hurt though.
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HypeBeast
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WsmyersNot if you break you ankles while doing it.-Tanner hall


Imagine if his skis didn't pop off...
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