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Double eject feels good tbh

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b0ss
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The sensation of the bindings taking just enough load as your face approaches the ground so that yiu dont die and poof.
Mar 29 2020 5:45PM
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dolanslebensraum
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You like “ejectulating”?

BAH!!
Mar 29 2020 6:17PM
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shin-bang
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DolanReloadedYou like “ejectulating”?

BAH!!

Dolan strikes again
Mar 29 2020 6:17PM
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Wsmyers
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Not if you break you ankles while doing it.-Tanner hall
Mar 29 2020 6:43PM
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dolanslebensraum
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WsmyersNot if you break you ankles while doing it.-Tanner hall

Ankles are broken?

%ordering dubs%

dubs delivered
Mar 29 2020 7:47PM
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SuspiciousFish
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My personal favorite is the delayed double eject. Especially when you are going Mach 3 on a steep powder run. You hear the first 'click' and you think, OK i can ride this shit out... Then the second click and BOOM!
Mar 29 2020 10:38PM
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little1337
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shin-bangDolan strikes again


Another instant classic
Mar 29 2020 10:46PM
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f100prerunner
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Agreed. One of the last time I rode in resort hit a pretty decent side hit and double ejected due to being too far forward on the landing. Casually somehow rolled onto my back and slid 20 feet after ejecting, was super stoked and it oddly felt great haha.
Week later saw a dude hit boreals 60’er and over rotated and double ejected, smacked his face and slid 30’ straight knocked out...so with that said guess it doesn’t always feel good....

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2020 at 11:07:51pm
Mar 29 2020 11:05PM
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dolanslebensraum
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f100prerunnerAgreed. One of the last time I rode in resort hit a pretty decent side hit and double ejected due to being too far forward on the landing. Casually somehow rolled onto my back and slid 20 feet after ejecting, was super stoked and it oddly felt great haha.
Week later saw a dude hit boreals 60’er and over rotated and double ejected, smacked his face and slid 30’ straight knocked out...so with that said guess it doesn’t always feel good....

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2020 at 11:07:51pm

Whenever i eat shit without it hurting at all it feels awesome.
Mar 29 2020 11:38PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Gotta have that one face plant a season that cracks your entire back and you either feel like a whole new person or all that stored LSD in your spine unleashes and you go on a 3 day trip. Win-win situation either way.
Mar 30 2020 7:42AM
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JmckR
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It really does though. faceplanting every now and again and sometimes digging for your skis for what feels like hours is a small price to pay, when you consider what would have happened to your knee or leg if your skis had actually stayed on.
Mar 30 2020 9:01AM
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hi_vis360
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I don't think I've ever had a painful double eject bail. It's always when your skis stay on that you get hurt
Mar 30 2020 9:20AM
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yessirskiii_
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Mmmm the spinal acid crack, a colorado favorite
CatdickBojanglesGotta have that one face plant a season that cracks your entire back and you either feel like a whole new person or all that stored LSD in your spine unleashes and you go on a 3 day trip. Win-win situation either way.
Mar 30 2020 12:41PM
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freestyler540
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At least your knees are protected. They still hurt though.
Mar 30 2020 7:57PM
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HypeBeast
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WsmyersNot if you break you ankles while doing it.-Tanner hall


Imagine if his skis didn't pop off...
Mar 30 2020 9:44PM
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