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Moms and skiing

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OCoffey
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So today my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I was like uhhh snow pants and then she asked what size and I naturally said xl and then she freaked out. She wondered how they would stay on and why I would want that and she got concerned that they would cause me to crash and lose balance in the air and I was like what so I go and show her Henriks 14 or whatever from xgames aspen where the replay shows him landing backwards with his pants all falling down and I was like now she’ll understand but then she straight up disses him! Im offended and I need to know how to make her understand
Mar 18 2020 11:39PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Ask for suspenders with them
Mar 18 2020 11:59PM
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MaimHelp
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Quality troll 10/10
Mar 19 2020 12:13AM
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little1337
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Mar 19 2020 12:17AM
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skierman_jack
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why do I constantly come on here thinking I’m going to find legit info about freeskiing
Mar 19 2020 12:22AM
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ghoti_hook
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Show you mom the thread where moms are wearing outer wear kits (can I get a bump?). Tell your mom she could be newschool famous if she got them for you and she tried them on.

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found it. Enjoy and good luck.
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/507796/Offical-thread-for-pictures-of-your-parents-wearing-your-ski-gear

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2020 at 11:57:34am
Mar 19 2020 10:14AM
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hi_vis360
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SkylineGTR_R32why do I constantly come on here thinking I’m going to find legit info about freeskiing


legit and informative discussion is reserved for gear talk
Mar 19 2020 10:29AM
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PsychicMigration
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ask for xxl
Mar 19 2020 10:46AM
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J_Christoph
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Show her this picture to help her understand

Mar 19 2020 12:14PM
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Ghost_BLandz
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When my mom tells her friends about what I do when I ski she tells them I do backflips, 360’s, and do railslides so im pretty much in the same boat
Mar 19 2020 1:04PM
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Price_Police
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Just tell her you’re a homosexual and she will understand
Mar 19 2020 3:17PM
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caleb_k
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Who?
Mar 19 2020 3:30PM
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caleb_k
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CARES
Mar 19 2020 5:24PM
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OCoffey
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Shredder_of_gnarCARES

Don’t cry about it and help
Mar 19 2020 9:45PM
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shin-bang
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Ghost_BLandzWhen my mom tells her friends about what I do when I ski she tells them I do backflips, 360’s, and do railslides so im pretty much in the same boat


Same.


also, they get overly worried and remind me to not go “out of bounds”
Mar 19 2020 9:54PM
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Aidsaregay
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Well that was great
ghoti_hookShow you mom the thread where moms are wearing outer wear kits (can I get a bump?). Tell your mom she could be newschool famous if she got them for you and she tried them on.

Edit:
found it. Enjoy and good luck.
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/507796/Offical-thread-for-pictures-of-your-parents-wearing-your-ski-gear

**This post was edited on Mar 19th 2020 at 11:57:34am
Mar 20 2020 3:03PM
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rojo.grande
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Or just adapt your style with tight pants. You could be the next real skifi who knows 🙄
Mar 20 2020 7:52PM
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corona
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evan.schuOr just adapt your style with tight pants. You could be the next real skifi who knows 🙄


Yep, because you need to change how ski based on the clothes you wear.
Mar 21 2020 11:08AM
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rojo.grande
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coronaYep, because you need to change how ski based on the clothes you wear.

Clearly you didn’t sense that that post was dripping with sarcasm
Mar 21 2020 12:10PM
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skiguy04
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Let your mom pick out your full outfit
Mar 22 2020 1:25AM
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