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Incest or no?

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Bushdid9_11
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So here's the situation. A few weeks ago, I go home with a girl at a party and we have a good night together. Not long later, I see her posting on our school's ridesharing forum to go see her family that live in a town on the way to see my family, so since I'm a standup guy I offer to drive her. It's a fine trip, but when we show up at her place and I'm talking to her mom, I realize she has the same last name as me. I commented on it and her mom says her parents moved up from the exact same area of the states my grandparents are from. Since I use newschoolers to make all my most important decisions, do I keep hooking up with her? She is solid 7 and willing to forget about this if I am.
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Mar 11 2020 8:16PM 7 0
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CalumSKI
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if its a question, then probs no
Mar 11 2020 8:18PM 7 1
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ChungusMcFlungus
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Bro you've got the same fucking last name quit hittin that. Well, do what you want I guess, just don’t get her pregs. I wouldn’t give a shit if I were 4th cousins with a chick, same last name is too weird

**This post was edited on Mar 11th 2020 at 11:05:34pm
Mar 11 2020 8:23PM 3 2
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Bushdid9_11
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BLandzBro you've got the same fucking last name quit hittin that. Well, do what you want I guess, just don’t get her pregs. I wouldn’t give a fuck if I were 4th cousins with a chick, same last name is too fuckin weird


Not same last name as her, I have her mom's maiden name

Also, for context, it's at least 3 generations back.

**This post was edited on Mar 11th 2020 at 8:26:57pm
Mar 11 2020 8:26PM 3 1
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DilldoesDurango
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Why the fuck are you asking us this?
Mar 11 2020 8:31PM 3 2
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ChungusMcFlungus
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Bushdid9_11Not same last name as her, I have her mom's maiden name

Also, for context, it's at least 3 generations back.

**This post was edited on Mar 11th 2020 at 8:26:57pm


Oh word, I read that wrong. Idk tho, I myself def wouldn't want a real relationship with a girl like that. Id probs keep banging tho
Mar 11 2020 8:35PM 3 0
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iFlip
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Paging ECB.
Mar 11 2020 8:40PM 10 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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Nah dawg u good
Mar 11 2020 8:45PM 1 1
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Bushdid9_11
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skithemidwestttWhy the fuck are you asking us this?


Because the NS community delivers infallibly good advice 11 times out of 10, obviously
Mar 11 2020 8:50PM 4 0
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mattytru
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i think your best bet is to have kids with her
Mar 11 2020 8:58PM 7 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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this that 'bama shit
Mar 11 2020 9:00PM 9 2
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TheClap.
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iFlipPaging ECB.


@ECB
Mar 11 2020 9:04PM 4 0
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dune_pilot
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Gucci belt on when I'm fuckin my sister
She don't call me brother I'm mister dick-twister
I pack a fat lip and I roll downtown
On my green tractor I don't fuck around
Road kill, road kill, that's what I eat
And gator pussy is my favourite treat
Mar 11 2020 11:16PM 6 4
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OregonDead
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Bushdid9_11Because the NS community delivers infallibly good advice 11 times out of 10, obviously


obviously

the best theory supported by science is that all humans came from the same source so there is only one human family
Mar 11 2020 11:41PM 1 0
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p3cific
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Bushdid9_11do I keep hooking up with her?


damage has been done, no use in stopping now. Also, does she like your face tats ?


Mar 11 2020 11:53PM 4 1
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Casey
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“Dang, Cletus! Why'd you have to park so close to my parents?"

“Now honey, they's mah parents too!"
Mar 12 2020 12:25AM 9 0
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AbiH
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Um, why is this a question. No you should definitely not see her anymore.

incest kiddos don’t get a fair chance at life.
Mar 12 2020 12:28AM 0 6
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shiles
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use the poon balloon and you're fine
Mar 12 2020 8:20AM 2 0
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ECB
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iFlipPaging ECB.


TheClap.@ECB


Hi.
Mar 12 2020 10:46AM 2 0
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ECB
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Do either of you live in Oriskany Falls? If not, you fine. I wouldn't call myself an expert, but if this was a Pawn Stars episode, Rick Harrison would call me.
Mar 12 2020 10:49AM 5 0
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ECB
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Time to go back offline for another 6 years. Don't @ me.
Mar 12 2020 10:50AM 2 1
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CatdickBojangles
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ROLL TIDE BABY!!!!!!!
Mar 12 2020 2:14PM 4 1
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Jems
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What’s your last name though
Mar 12 2020 2:49PM 0 0
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TheMoostafian
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In addition to being one of the answers to your poll, is “hell yeah brother” what she says while you’re having sex with her?
Mar 14 2020 4:06AM 6 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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AbiHUm, why is this a question. No you should definitely not see her anymore.

incest kiddos don’t get a fair chance at life.


Case in point
Mar 14 2020 4:53AM 0 2
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