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Anyone play rocket league?

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HypeBeast
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No I'm not 12 years old lol. In the past few months have really gotten into this game cuz it's easy to have a few games without devoting 1-2+hrs to playing video games. Nice for pre/post work. Anyway has anyone else experienced the fact that their teammates blow fucking major cock? I'll get on a good team, we party up, and advance.... Then fast forward 10 more games I find a new team....they suck... Next team... They suck. And so on to infinity. Wtf is with this matchmaking.
Mar 7 2020 2:27AM
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dolanslebensraum
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I play rocket league portable on my switch which i think is the best way to play it. I sometimes have good teammates, sometimes bad. Winning isnt as important to me as scoring goals tho. If my team wins im happy, but id rather score 3 goals and lose than score no goals and win. I like to pick up a full boost then cherry pick at midfield waiting for the ball to get nudged in front of the goal—then i hit boost and score epicly.
Mar 7 2020 6:39AM
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halfwatt
Posts: 180 - Karma: 2,224
take it from a champ 1 - teammates only become more infuriating
Mar 7 2020 7:58PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,206
DolanReloadedI play rocket league portable on my switch which i think is the best way to play it. I sometimes have good teammates, sometimes bad. Winning isnt as important to me as scoring goals tho. If my team wins im happy, but id rather score 3 goals and lose than score no goals and win. I like to pick up a full boost then cherry pick at midfield waiting for the ball to get nudged in front of the goal—then i hit boost and score epicly.

Yep you're the asshole I hate
Mar 7 2020 8:38PM
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dolanslebensraum
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BST_PoliceYep you're the asshole I hate

Haha. If i was on your team i would probably be carrying your degenerate ass to victory, not the other way around.
Mar 7 2020 9:19PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
DolanReloadedI play rocket league portable on my switch which i think is the best way to play it. I sometimes have good teammates, sometimes bad. Winning isnt as important to me as scoring goals tho. If my team wins im happy, but id rather score 3 goals and lose than score no goals and win. I like to pick up a full boost then cherry pick at midfield waiting for the ball to get nudged in front of the goal—then i hit boost and score epicly.


lol
Mar 7 2020 10:00PM
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gnarballsianm
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DolanReloadedHaha. If i was on your team i would probably be carrying your degenerate ass to victory, not the other way around.


and the toxicity from rocket league is rolling over to NS bahaha
Dec 2 2020 1:24PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,474
Rotten_TrumpkinsNo I'm not 12 years old.


if you play rl its more likely you are into 12 year olds
Dec 2 2020 2:31PM
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MiIfHunter
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How the fuck do you have time to do this shit? Didn’t you say you had a wife?
Dec 2 2020 2:38PM
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HypeBeast
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TRVP_ANGELif you play rl its more likely you are into 12 year olds

Says the guy who plays mine craft and has a server 😂😂😂😂
Dec 2 2020 4:49PM
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MiIfHunter
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He is also Dogfart
Rotten_TrumpkinsSays the guy who plays mine craft and has a server 😂😂😂😂
Dec 2 2020 5:05PM
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MiIfHunter
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Do u ever fuck ur wife, or eat her ass or anything? Kinda curious what she looks like given u sit around and play video games all the time
Dec 2 2020 5:19PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
Anyone down to play? I’m on ps4
Dec 2 2020 6:55PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Rotten_TrumpkinsNo I'm not 12 years old lol.

their teammates blow fucking major cock?


Oxymoron.
Dec 2 2020 8:43PM
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterDo u ever fuck ur wife, or eat her ass or anything? Kinda curious what she looks like given u sit around and play video games all the time

U seem jelly
Dec 2 2020 10:54PM
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little1337
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Nice shot!
Dec 3 2020 10:27AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
little1337Nice shot!


Thanks!
Dec 3 2020 1:59PM
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gnarballsianm
Posts: 621 - Karma: 703
little1337Nice shot!

Wow!

Okay.
Okay.
Dec 7 2020 11:43AM
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Grom
Posts: 307 - Karma: 2,076
What a save!

plz help im stuck in bronze 1 cuz my teamates are so bad what do i do
Dec 8 2020 11:35PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
tastybarrelsWhat a save!

plz help im stuck in bronze 1 cuz my teamates are so bad what do i do


Thanks!
Dec 9 2020 1:44AM
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ASSholebomber22
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AyylmaoThanks!


No problem.
Dec 9 2020 2:42AM
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Grom
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BiffbarfNo problem.


Defending...
Dec 9 2020 3:39PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Rotten_TrumpkinsU seem jelly

Milfhunter isnt a lesbian shes an angry incel slut.



she probably jerks off to my facebook pictures and is angry at me bc she knows shes 20 thousand leagues under the dolan.
Dec 28 2020 11:26PM
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HypeBeast
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DolanReloadedMilfhunter isnt a lesbian shes an angry incel slut.



she probably jerks off to my facebook pictures and is angry at me bc she knows shes 20 thousand leagues under the dolan.


@MilfHunter is a chick?
Dec 28 2020 11:54PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,258
Rotten_Trumpkins@MilfHunter is a chick?


I’m all dick🤠
Dec 28 2020 11:58PM
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dolanslebensraum
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MiIfHunterI’m all dick🤠

The fact that i can tell you are a girl and the fact that you hate me with a passion are 2 sides of the same coin. You hate me because i represent what you wish you had.



testosterone and a penis
Dec 29 2020 12:27AM
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SlitherySnake
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 8,606
DolanReloadedYou hate me because i represent what you wish you had.

oh yeah he's really jealous of ALL that negative karma
Jan 5 2021 7:50PM
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HypeBeast
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Lmao fuck outta here bot
Jan 5 2021 8:12PM
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yungona
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who else loves homosexual activity ?!
Jan 5 2021 8:24PM
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