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I was talking to one of my boys while walking through my mountain's parking lot today, and a bird was walking near us. I told him to be careful because they're programmed to strike if you get too close, and he looked at me with a confused expression. "Programmed?" he asked me. I said, "of course," every person with half a brain knows that birds aren't real, and they're really just spy drones created by the government. He said "you must be joking" and I then quickly ended the conversation because I couldn't believe someone could be that ignorant, especially here in the bozone. How could anyone actually believe birds are real with the overwhelming evidence that the last birds were genocided 20 years ago and are now all robotic replacements!? How can such a person even function in the real world if they can't open their eyes to reality?
THE BIRDS HAVE ANTENNAS.
THE CIA ASSASSINATED JFK AFTER HE REFUSED TO KILL AND REPLACE BILLIONS OF BIRDS WITH DRONES. This is true, Joe. Look it up. THE US GOVERNMENT IS SEQUESTERING A TEAM OF BOEING ENGINEERS IN AREA 51 FOR A SECRET MILITARY MISSION. OUR TAX DOLLARS HAVE BEEN FUNNELED INTO BUILDING THE TURKEY X500. THIS THING HUNTS AND KILLS LARGE BIRDS. THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO RID THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD OF IT'S NATURAL INHABITANTS. IF ANY INHABITANT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED IT'S THAT DOG HILLARY CLINTON.
You think birds arnt real?!? They use the birds as a distraction, it's the squirrels man! They're in the trees man and the fucking ground. Where the fuck do they come from? Space, they are aliens coming to take over the earth and steal all of out nuts and trees. Jesus Christ i'm scared typing this, a fucking squirrel crew just pulled up outside my window
SINCE THE GOVERNMENT IS ERADICATING BIRDS FOR THEIR DRONE BIRDS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY JURISDICTION ON REAL BIRDS.
THE ELITES DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOWN THIS BUT THE DUCKS AT THE PARK ARE FREE. YOU CAN TAKE THEM HOME. I HAVE 458 DUCKS.
SavageBiff25 years ago I used to shoot birds with a pellet gun , they must be.making a lot of decoys
Or maybe my cat works for the government and is taking out the survivors
These are all very real possibilities. One notable source for reference is the famous children’s show “Phineas and Ferb”. Do you remember how that platypus was a secret agent behind his family’s back? Possibly your cat has trapdoors where he/she goes to meet and discuss the latest tasks on the agenda. Be careful.
Makes sense why birds always sit on power lines, they have to upload all their surveillance data when their storage fills up. It also lets them livestream too
dude i been chilling hard busy w bird stuff in utah sorry i been laying low in the forums lately. whole flock tweaking from this corona bullshit just avoid gluten and yall will be fine
