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Worst looking tricks of all time?

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armchair_skier
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This thread is all jokes and opinions but I wouldn't mind seeing it go up in flames...

- Back 450
- Any grab where you grab in between your knees
-Fast slides
-Doing more than 2 front swaps on one rail
Feb 20 2020 9:24PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Anything that starts with triple or quad.
Feb 20 2020 9:31PM
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Nickc88
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back 4s, wtf, front 4s are just slightly less gay versions of k feds.
Feb 20 2020 9:52PM
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Skibumsmith
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Swerving, waving your hands about and backseat landings
Feb 20 2020 9:54PM
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Adtmartens
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Pencil spins. Just like straight, stiff spins especially when its like at 7 or 9
Feb 20 2020 10:13PM
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iced
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180 with safety looks weak
Feb 21 2020 12:17AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Nosebutter spread eagle cork 850
Feb 21 2020 12:37AM
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Dan-Man
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shin grab? used to have a name
Feb 21 2020 12:47AM
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MilkPlanet
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AdtmartensPencil spins. Just like straight, stiff spins especially when its like at 7 or 9

I agree but they're the easiest and super helpful to get comfortable with bigger rotations. They might not look great but sometimes I just wanna 7 on a 10' jump and hope i don't eat shit
Feb 21 2020 1:01AM
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Scott.Malkinson
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SkibumsmithSwerving, waving your hands about and backseat landings


Dammit those are my favorite tricks
Feb 21 2020 1:03AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Not a fan of truck drivers
Feb 21 2020 1:09AM
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a_burger
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armchair_skier- Back 450

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2:26 says your wrong
Feb 21 2020 1:09AM
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Diento
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iced180 with safety looks weak


Nah man i think big floaty 180's with a tweaked safety look great
Feb 21 2020 3:53AM
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iced
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Well floaty and tweaked is different

you can literal my argue that into any trick and it looks better
DientoNah man i think big floaty 180's with a tweaked safety look great
Feb 21 2020 9:02AM
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Mr.Lumpyjumbles
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5050s on snowboards look so dumb.


Sorry I forgot it has to be a trick

**This post was edited on Feb 21st 2020 at 9:59:01am
Feb 21 2020 9:48AM
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Diento
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icedWell floaty and tweaked is different

you can literal my argue that into any trick and it looks better


True so by floaty i guess i meant on a big kicker
Feb 21 2020 10:14AM
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270on420out
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I’ve said this before and got a ton of hate for it but front 2s
Feb 21 2020 10:15AM
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CT_CREW
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armchair_skierThis thread is all jokes and opinions but I wouldn't mind seeing it go up in flames...

- Back 450
- Any grab where you grab in between your knees
-Fast slides
-Doing more than 2 front swaps on one rail


All depends on who's doing the trick, any trick can be whack AF, or real dope.......But back 4's really? Gotta be one of the sickest looking rail tricks when done smooth.
Feb 21 2020 11:22AM
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Kretzschmar
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DIRTYBUBBLEI’ve said this before and got a ton of hate for it but front 2s

Come again chief?

Feb 21 2020 12:49PM
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270on420out
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KretzschmarCome again chief?


Steps affiliated skiers are the obvious exceptions.


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Feb 21 2020 12:51PM
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Mawbin
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Anyone saying back 4's don't look good are clowning.
Feb 21 2020 1:03PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Truth is if you have dope style you can make anything look cool... except for caribou’s and screamn semen landings.
Feb 21 2020 1:07PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Imo doing 2 grabs in the same trick is whack af if you do 2 trailing grabs. Its so dope to do 2 grabs but ones gotta be leading and one trailing or else it looks stupid
Feb 21 2020 1:08PM
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dwt802
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Most 2 on front 2s (done by the average human) via my opinion look bad. Mostly when done on shorter rails where you never stop the rotation.
Feb 21 2020 6:50PM
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armchair_skier
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dwt802Most 2 on front 2s (done by the average human) via my opinion look bad. Mostly when done on shorter rails where you never stop the rotation.


This
Feb 21 2020 7:08PM
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TheClap.
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Sw 180
Feb 21 2020 9:45PM
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shred14
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SkibumsmithSwerving, waving your hands about and backseat landings


unless your Magnus Graner...
Feb 21 2020 9:50PM
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*TURBONERD*
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BLandzImo doing 2 grabs in the same trick is whack af if you do 2 trailing grabs. Its so dope to do 2 grabs but ones gotta be leading and one trailing or else it looks stupid

What about opposite ski nosegrab into mute? Would you just consider that one grab?
Feb 22 2020 4:57AM
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teamdummy
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Cork 1’s. We get it, it’s hard. But it’s just uncomfortable to watch.

Caribou anything is just nonsense.

Landing a true nose grab without letting go and riding out still in the grab. Again, we get it. It’s hard to do. But it’s kind of a circus trick to me.
Feb 22 2020 10:00AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CatdickBojanglesAnything that starts with triple or quad.


why you hating on quad cossacks
Feb 22 2020 1:01PM
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Redrobin
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"Flat 1s"
Feb 22 2020 8:03PM
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Redrobin
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"Flat 1s"
Feb 22 2020 8:10PM
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OCoffey
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Front 2s on a snowboard

They never rotate their upper body with it
Feb 22 2020 8:14PM
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roddy116
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truckdriver spins, i mean its impressive you can 7 a truckdriver without getting corked, but like what the fuck.
Feb 22 2020 9:05PM
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Bushdid9_11
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rails SUCK
Feb 22 2020 10:39PM
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saucy+steve
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I will be sooo mad if someone says lip blind 2
Feb 22 2020 10:55PM
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little1337
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sauce_man_steveI will be sooo mad if someone says lip blind 2


well obviously it'll be said, it's the only trick in skiing
Feb 22 2020 11:29PM
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-Dan
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little_1337well obviously it'll be said, it's the only trick in skiing

Best, worst, only.
Feb 22 2020 11:43PM
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.Dad
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brebis grabs or whatever ABM does. really any grabs where you spread your legs to look like you're waiting for someone to enter you.
Feb 23 2020 8:38PM
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Cade2
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dub 7s are gross
Feb 23 2020 9:13PM
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elm.
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sw nollie
Feb 23 2020 9:18PM
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ZootsAss
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Imo anyone who rides short skis and spins into the future off of a rail thats a foot off the ground is disgusting.

Big Skis=Big Steeze
Feb 24 2020 9:32AM
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Thegenericskier
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sw tails front 2
Feb 24 2020 9:43AM
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milotv34
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back 4s look fine if the person doing them doesnt bend at the waist. Kfeds look stupid if they are done at the very end of a rail so they dont stop the rotation.
Feb 24 2020 10:04AM
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Klaus
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Front swap to forward. Never touch that shit.
Feb 24 2020 12:07PM
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armchair_skier
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KlausFront swap to forward. Never touch that shit.


Front swaps only look good if you actually stop the momentum and do it in the middle of the rail. Not at the end when you just tap the rail after the swap
Feb 24 2020 12:16PM
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a_burger
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CauseImMiloback 4s look fine if the person doing them doesnt bend at the waist. Kfeds look stupid if they are done at the very end of a rail so they dont stop the rotation.

That’s the best kind of kfed, wobble the shit out of a long ass rail then bang a kfed out at the end like its 2008

^also front swap to forwards can look cool front swap to switch is wack though
Feb 24 2020 5:45PM
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CalumSKI
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Cade2dub 7s are gross


are u on crack
Feb 24 2020 5:51PM
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saucy+steve
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beginners who try carve 3's. they always land sideways cause it dosent cork enough
Feb 24 2020 5:51PM
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Cade2
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CalumSKIare u on crack


No, take it to 9 or stop skiing
Feb 24 2020 8:30PM
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CT_CREW
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CauseImMiloback 4s look fine if the person doing them doesnt bend at the waist. Kfeds look stupid if they are done at the very end of a rail so they dont stop the rotation.

So you like pencil 4's, and robot feds? weird.
Feb 26 2020 11:12PM
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