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Stop calling regular turns “Dad Turns”

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Price_Police
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Also, a shitty video clip is not a “dad cam”

thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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CalumSKI
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SavageBiff
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Don’t ski like a “dad” and it shouldn’t bother you.
Dont be a boomer , and won’t get called boomer.

I like the, “dad” , insult. It’s perfect for dentists and those dicks that get mad in the line , or say hey slow down and get off my lawn ✊🏼and it’s like a secret way to call a boomer a boomer without getting chewed out , these old people are catching on ..
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ModMommy
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fuck you, OP. Dad turns forever.
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Non_State_Actor
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As the father of two I disapprove of this message OP.
Dad turns are dad turns, dad cams are dad, and dad skis are full on dad skis (sorry QST, mindbender etc. riders)
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oldmanski
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Dad turns for life
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artdamage
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ok boomer
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GayWolf420
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Dad stop, youre making a scene in the lift line
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f100prerunner
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Regular turns == dad turns
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Guesstimate
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Ngl I love a good day of just carving and cruising but that is 100% dad shit. Every ski dad I know always talks about turns. Just like every mom I know "doesn't ski blacks anymore".
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SavageBiff
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Once she goes black she ant coming back
GuesstimateNgl I love a good day of just carving and cruising but that is 100% dad shit. Every ski dad I know always talks about turns. Just like every mom I know "doesn't ski blacks anymore".
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Sebohalloran
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long live the dad cam.
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hoodratz47
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What is a dad turn? Like a old strait ski turn? Or a carve? A stivot or smear??
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elcheapo
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Call them what you want, a turd is a turd.
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ShadowXVX
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OP makes dad turns
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Price_Police
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ShadowXVXOP makes dad turns

Only when your mom is watching
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elcheapo
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So the definition of a dad turn according to Webster's marionberry dictionary is a turn typically left or right accomplished on a previously groomed snow surface by a parent who is typically male and not using onep3 skis .
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anders_a
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Is it ok when a girl calls you daddy?

Return of the turn video the girl there says you cannot impress her just with park stuff, gotto be able "carv a turn". I feel thats legit.



Cutting in line, walking over peoples skis.. thats just beeing a dick.
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Price_Police
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I’m forum!
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hi_vis360
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hoodratz47What is a dad turn? Like a old strait ski turn? Or a carve? A stivot or smear??


dads are all about the carve dude
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snowfinder
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dad turns are so hot right now

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/955501/-Return-of-the-Turn---Groomers
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hoodratz47
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Carving rules. Come on
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jupiterhenry
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Daddy turns
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SoAnG
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Dad turns will become more enjoyable after you realize nobody will pay your mortgage or put the food on the table for little Johnny. Just trust me on this one
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theabortionator
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I still insist that turns never left. When you get that perfect snow nothing better than getting low.
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AlmostCooler
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/929880/Why-The-Dad-Bod-Is-Worse-Than-Ebola
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Scott.Malkinson
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My dad didnt start skiing until he started me and my brothers at it when he was like 40. Still though he became a great skier. He could make it through moguls fine and on anything groomed (even groomed blacks) he would rip turns at high speed and he would bomb at probly 60-70 mph when he raced me or one of my brothers as teenagers.

its not really fair for a kid who started skiing at age 5 to judge a father who didnt start until they were in their 30s or 40s.
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Kevski
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snowfinderdad turns are so hot right now

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/955501/-Return-of-the-Turn---Groomers


Was that really almost 4 minutes of some bros ripping corduroy? My dad would literally laugh at that.
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elcheapo
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Corduroy and hemaroids, I guess that would be the grandad event.
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*TURBONERD*
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KevskiWas that really almost 4 minutes of some bros ripping corduroy? My dad would literally laugh at that.

Scrubbing little drops on a groomer at speed in the middle of a carve is pretty dope, but that definitely didn't need to be four minutes long.
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HypeBeast
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Nice dad joke op
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CT_CREW
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Unless you are in fact a dad, don't claim.....and if you wanna get beat in a game of slush by a dad meet me at A-basin.
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Price_Police
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This is what I’m sayin. Not a dad myself (that I’m aware of) but I don’t claim dad turns
CT_CREWUnless you are in fact a dad, don't claim.....and if you wanna get beat in a game of slush by a dad meet me at A-basin.
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Big daddies
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