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Proof that ON3P uses gypsy magic to make skis.

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CatdickBojangles
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fries
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@ON3P explain yourselves, the skiing community must understand this magic
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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Vitiligo
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who needs porn when there’s things like this
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SamC123
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@ON3P make your skis so there’s no way to distinguish between the nose and the tail.
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armchair_skier
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You know I had to do it to them.
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Way*Mo
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Moments do it too.


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HaydenB
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Look at that
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yessirskiii_
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Everybody gangster til their skis start standin
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Randol
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CatdickBojangles

Skis standing on their own, they do be vibin doe 😳💯

**This post was edited on Feb 10th 2020 at 12:00:24am
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saucy+steve
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Balanced skis


Where they goin doe?
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ON3P pullin up with dat Louis Gucci polo skrttt 🔫 💯 💯
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cozyco
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Black Diamond with the flat tail alien wizardry
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Vtsnowski
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what kind of sorcery is this

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skierman_jack
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*checks over shoulders*

I’m feeling very uncomfortable
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TheClap.
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Smartwhat kind of sorcery is this



Side note, that’s a clean ass workshop
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clorox
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Idahoe
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finder


fake
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Obama_care
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Idahoefake


Ya they been shoved into the snow.
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RudyGarmisch
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TheClap.Side note, that’s a clean ass workshop


Sign of someone who skis less than they would like to.
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partyandBS
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RudyGarmischSign of someone who skis less than they would like to.


Isn't that everyone??
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TheClap.
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This isn’t that same thing as I’m seeing with people’s brooms is it
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MoneyMakerMike
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Idahoefake

It's an obvious joke
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CatdickBojangles
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TheClap.This isn’t that same thing as I’m seeing with people’s brooms is it


This happened Saturday.
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clorox
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Idahoefake
Next_door_milfYa they been shoved into the snow.


Did I say they weren't? Didn't say V also uses gypsy magic to make their skis. Thread w standing skis, post standing skis. Snow was real soft and ground wasn't flat. Would've been hard to get anything to stand there completely on top of the snow.



Hit me with the down votes, I crave your disapproval.
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Idahoe
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finderDid I say they weren't? Didn't say V also uses gypsy magic to make their skis. Thread w standing skis, post standing skis. Snow was real soft and ground wasn't flat. Would've been hard to get anything to stand there completely on top of the snow.



Hit me with the down votes, I crave your disapproval.


on a sidenote, the all-black setup is hype as fuck.
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Finito
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Anyone else trying to do that at home with their skis?
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WorkingFTWeekend
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Yuuuup
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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WorkingFTWeekendYuuuup


Why the fuck if your baby on the kitchen counter beside a salt shaker full of pink molly and a standing up chicken wing
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Obama_care
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finderDid I say they weren't? Didn't say V also uses gypsy magic to make their skis. Thread w standing skis, post standing skis. Snow was real soft and ground wasn't flat. Would've been hard to get anything to stand there completely on top of the snow.



Hit me with the down votes, I crave your disapproval.


I didn't mean to be a bitch.
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skierman_jack
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WorkingFTWeekendYuuuup

I want wings now fuck
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CatdickBojangles
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Smartwhat kind of sorcery is this



You should send me a pair of those to see if they will stand up here as a science experiment.
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a_pla5tic_bag
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WorkingFTWeekendYuuuup


ON3P make wings too?
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CatdickBojangles
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a_pla5tic_bagON3P make wings too?


Garlic butter and Peanut butter flavored.
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RudyGarmisch
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Despite popular misconceptions, you can achieve this feat on days other than the vernal equinox, as long as you own a pair of ON3P.
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TheMoostafian
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MT-Snowbowl777
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What dark wizardry is going on here

**This post was edited on Jan 6th 2021 at 3:09:30am
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greensk1mask
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CatdickBojangles


perfect 👌🏼
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TheMoostafian
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TheMoostafian


I got some downvotes, perhaps lacking the authenticity due to the tails being in the snow?

Well explain THIS




Checkmate, bitches
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hot.pocket
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TheMoostafian
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I put it on Instagram and asked ON3P to explain this gypsy spell. The people want answers!
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clindblomskier
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CatdickBojangles
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TheMoostafianI put it on Instagram and asked ON3P to explain this gypsy spell. The people want answers!


They posted a video on their Instagram story of an unmounted pair in the factory standing straight up untouched. Must be where the gypsy shaman casts it spell on them.
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TRVP_ANGEL
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how he stand on 10 perc
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clorox
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Idahoefake



Sorry for that last one. Here is an attempt at redemption.
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GrapeHunter
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somebody post a pic of skis standing up on their bare buttcheeks
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hoodratz47
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You got an ass don't yah? Prove it
grantlewis_dntmsomebody post a pic of skis standing up on their bare buttcheeks
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lilnoid666
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my skis squared up with me one time
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