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Proof that ON3P uses gypsy magic to make skis.

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CatdickBojangles
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Feb 9 2020 3:57PM
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fries
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@ON3P explain yourselves, the skiing community must understand this magic
Feb 9 2020 4:10PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Feb 9 2020 5:31PM
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Vitiligo
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who needs porn when there’s things like this
Feb 9 2020 5:34PM
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SamC123
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@ON3P make your skis so there’s no way to distinguish between the nose and the tail.
Feb 9 2020 6:27PM
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armchair_skier
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You know I had to do it to them.
Feb 9 2020 6:58PM
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Way*Mo
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Moments do it too.


Feb 9 2020 9:06PM
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HaydenB
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Look at that
Feb 9 2020 11:17PM
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yessirskiii_
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Everybody gangster til their skis start standin
Feb 9 2020 11:27PM
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Randol
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CatdickBojangles

Skis standing on their own, they do be vibin doe 😳💯

**This post was edited on Feb 10th 2020 at 12:00:24am
Feb 9 2020 11:59PM
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saucy+steve
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Balanced skis


Where they goin doe?
Feb 10 2020 12:01AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ON3P pullin up with dat Louis Gucci polo skrttt 🔫 💯 💯
Feb 10 2020 1:11AM
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cozyco
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Black Diamond with the flat tail alien wizardry
Feb 10 2020 6:23AM
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Vtsnowski
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what kind of sorcery is this

Feb 10 2020 8:44AM
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skierman_jack
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*checks over shoulders*

I’m feeling very uncomfortable
Feb 10 2020 8:49AM
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TheClap.
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Smartwhat kind of sorcery is this



Side note, that’s a clean ass workshop
Feb 10 2020 8:59AM
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clorox
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Feb 10 2020 11:01AM
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Idahoe
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finder


fake
Feb 10 2020 1:04PM
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Obama_care
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Idahoefake


Ya they been shoved into the snow.
Feb 10 2020 1:38PM
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RudyGarmisch
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TheClap.Side note, that’s a clean ass workshop


Sign of someone who skis less than they would like to.
Feb 10 2020 10:41PM
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partyandBS
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RudyGarmischSign of someone who skis less than they would like to.


Isn't that everyone??
Feb 11 2020 8:52AM
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TheClap.
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This isn’t that same thing as I’m seeing with people’s brooms is it
Feb 11 2020 9:22AM
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MoneyMakerMike
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Idahoefake

It's an obvious joke
Feb 11 2020 11:03AM
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CatdickBojangles
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TheClap.This isn’t that same thing as I’m seeing with people’s brooms is it


This happened Saturday.
Feb 11 2020 12:38PM
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clorox
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Idahoefake
Next_door_milfYa they been shoved into the snow.


Did I say they weren't? Didn't say V also uses gypsy magic to make their skis. Thread w standing skis, post standing skis. Snow was real soft and ground wasn't flat. Would've been hard to get anything to stand there completely on top of the snow.



Hit me with the down votes, I crave your disapproval.
Feb 11 2020 3:44PM
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Idahoe
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finderDid I say they weren't? Didn't say V also uses gypsy magic to make their skis. Thread w standing skis, post standing skis. Snow was real soft and ground wasn't flat. Would've been hard to get anything to stand there completely on top of the snow.



Hit me with the down votes, I crave your disapproval.


on a sidenote, the all-black setup is hype as fuck.
Feb 11 2020 4:21PM
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Finito
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Anyone else trying to do that at home with their skis?
Feb 11 2020 4:34PM
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WorkingFTWeekend
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Yuuuup
Feb 11 2020 7:04PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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WorkingFTWeekendYuuuup


Why the fuck if your baby on the kitchen counter beside a salt shaker full of pink molly and a standing up chicken wing
Feb 11 2020 8:48PM
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Obama_care
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finderDid I say they weren't? Didn't say V also uses gypsy magic to make their skis. Thread w standing skis, post standing skis. Snow was real soft and ground wasn't flat. Would've been hard to get anything to stand there completely on top of the snow.



Hit me with the down votes, I crave your disapproval.


I didn't mean to be a bitch.
Feb 11 2020 9:45PM
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skierman_jack
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WorkingFTWeekendYuuuup

I want wings now fuck
Feb 11 2020 10:14PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Smartwhat kind of sorcery is this



You should send me a pair of those to see if they will stand up here as a science experiment.
Feb 12 2020 7:56AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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WorkingFTWeekendYuuuup


ON3P make wings too?
Feb 12 2020 9:52PM
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CatdickBojangles
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a_pla5tic_bagON3P make wings too?


Garlic butter and Peanut butter flavored.
Feb 13 2020 7:33AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Despite popular misconceptions, you can achieve this feat on days other than the vernal equinox, as long as you own a pair of ON3P.
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TheMoostafian
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MT-Snowbowl777
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What dark wizardry is going on here

**This post was edited on Jan 6th 2021 at 3:09:30am
Jan 6 2021 3:09AM
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greensk1mask
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CatdickBojangles


perfect 👌🏼
Jan 6 2021 7:03AM
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TheMoostafian
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TheMoostafian


I got some downvotes, perhaps lacking the authenticity due to the tails being in the snow?

Well explain THIS




Checkmate, bitches
Jan 6 2021 1:56PM
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hot.pocket
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Jan 6 2021 2:57PM
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TheMoostafian
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I put it on Instagram and asked ON3P to explain this gypsy spell. The people want answers!
Jan 6 2021 6:18PM
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clindblomskier
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Jan 17 2021 8:44PM
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CatdickBojangles
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TheMoostafianI put it on Instagram and asked ON3P to explain this gypsy spell. The people want answers!


They posted a video on their Instagram story of an unmounted pair in the factory standing straight up untouched. Must be where the gypsy shaman casts it spell on them.
Jan 17 2021 9:43PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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how he stand on 10 perc
Nov 17 2021 10:01PM
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clorox
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Idahoefake



Sorry for that last one. Here is an attempt at redemption.
Nov 17 2021 10:56PM
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GrapeHunter
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somebody post a pic of skis standing up on their bare buttcheeks
Nov 18 2021 12:11AM
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hoodratz47
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You got an ass don't yah? Prove it
grantlewis_dntmsomebody post a pic of skis standing up on their bare buttcheeks
Nov 18 2021 12:22AM
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ButteryStix69
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my skis squared up with me one time
Nov 18 2021 12:25AM
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