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Who else pizza’s from time to time because they are too lazy to throw a turn in to slow down...

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DolansLebensraum
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I actually think a lazy pizza is somewhat aesthetic in its basedness
Feb 7 2020 12:32PM 13 28
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ILparkskier
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I do it all the time, especically if im seconds away from hitting a rail and a wanna slow down its easier because my shoulders are already sqaured then
Feb 7 2020 12:55PM 28 3
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ShadowXVX
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OP is a gaper. Depends though, is it vegan pizza?
Feb 7 2020 1:12PM 44 2
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ASAPCarter
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Naw I’m not 5 years old anymore
Feb 7 2020 1:14PM 26 2
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ReturnToMonkey
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... slow down?
Feb 7 2020 1:22PM 27 0
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SofaKingSick
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i'm hardly kidding, any time i see someone pizza for even an instant i judge them

same with comp skiers who will throw down some insane trick and then look like a goof coming to a stop at the bottom. i just don't get it
Feb 7 2020 1:36PM 17 14
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freeskibum82
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sometimes on sketchy traverses i throw in a pizza because actually turning could mean going off a cliff..
Feb 7 2020 2:11PM 15 0
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e.littt
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Sometimes you just gotta do the pizza down a green run. Link me back to the basics. Or maybe it was that last chairlift beer that put me over being able to actually ski.
Feb 7 2020 2:39PM 16 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Pizza takes far more effort than hip swivel
Feb 7 2020 3:03PM 21 3
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GrandThings
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BigPurpleSkiSuitPizza takes far more effort than hip swivel


Yeah this. I feel like once you get to a certain skill level, pizza-ing is actually harder then just turning your hips
Feb 7 2020 3:07PM 18 0
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Jpurd
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Into the lift lines
Feb 7 2020 4:22PM 24 0
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AlmostCooler
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ConesForBreakfas... slow down?


this
Feb 7 2020 4:29PM 2 0
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XPMatt
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Gotta throw a steeze pizza in the oven occasionally to impress the boys right?
Feb 7 2020 4:34PM 12 0
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AndrewGravesSV
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Pretty much never but sometimes if its on a super tight tree trail that kids use
Feb 7 2020 5:08PM 4 0
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oldmanski
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Its not that I am lazy, sometimes that is the only way to get stopped. For instance, the lift line, granted I do more falling down in the lift line than anybody but there are times you cant turn in line to stop so pizza is one of your options next to using your poles. Im not afraid to throw down a little pizza either to get my speed in check coming up to a rail or a box. Hate all you want but pizza is part of life.
Feb 7 2020 6:08PM 19 0
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mystery3
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ski.loonInto the lift lines


Only in lift lines, sometimes they're a little steep and I don't want to stand there digging poles in to keep myself from sliding onto the tails of others skis.
Feb 7 2020 6:15PM 5 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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I do it in the lift lines

asides from that it hurts my knees n hips
Feb 7 2020 6:15PM 3 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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time to time? more like every time.
Feb 7 2020 6:26PM 1 0
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TheHamburglar
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Feb 7 2020 7:25PM 9 0
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pinkcamo1000
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AndrewGravesSVPretty much never but sometimes if its on a super tight tree trail that kids use

dude this happens to me so much skiing on the east coast

Me: "Oh look a path going into the trees, I bet it leads to a nicely cleared glade run!"

Skis 20 feet

Path is now a tiny tree tunnel that you have to be 4 feet tall to get through, I spend 2 minutes bushwhacking to get out
Feb 7 2020 8:09PM 15 0
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abar.
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Pizzaing right before you hit a rail looks dumb as fuck
Feb 7 2020 8:57PM 19 1
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cndr
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ski.loonInto the lift lines

With very few exceptions, this.
Feb 8 2020 1:46AM 0 0
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.nasty
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Lotta insecurity in this thread haha
Feb 8 2020 8:51AM 10 2
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DirtYStylE
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Once I’m close to the lift lines I’ll do it. Feels pretty good later in the day. Uses different muscles
Feb 8 2020 12:33PM 1 0
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGELtime to time? more like every time.


Every time you ski switch
Feb 8 2020 2:12PM 5 1
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Lonely
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CLQEvery time you ski switch


S W I T C H P I Z Z A
Feb 8 2020 2:33PM 6 0
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Switch pizzas are exceptable normal pizzas are a sin, punishable by loss of steeze
Feb 8 2020 3:42PM 1 1
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SofaKingSick
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.nastyLotta insecurity in this thread haha

I disagree, I think y’all are really brave for admitting you pizza sometimes
Feb 8 2020 5:43PM 3 0
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patskis22
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I do it in the lift line if I don't have poles. how else u gonna stop?
Feb 8 2020 5:59PM 2 0
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DeebieSkeebies
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end of the day, kinda low light, kinda exhausted, beater dodging galore.....yeah ill throw a few pizzas down just cuz im lazy honestly.
Feb 8 2020 6:28PM 1 1
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SmartWater
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ski.loonInto the lift lines

Yeah this is the only time, when its super tight or people are blocking the entrance and im going a bit quick
Feb 8 2020 6:38PM 2 0
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Mingg
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Have you ever tried to go straight down the hill in a pizza?

Talk about a leg burner.
Feb 8 2020 6:38PM 5 0
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CT_CREW
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_IRRELEVANT_Switch pizzas are exceptable normal pizzas are a sin, punishable by loss of steeze


switch pizza is also a no go. Potentially worse than regular pizza.
Feb 9 2020 12:12AM 1 1
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Talen
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I pizza when I’m going into a rail and don’t wanna do a normal speed check
DolanReloadedI actually think a lazy pizza is somewhat aesthetic in its basedness
Feb 9 2020 1:15AM 0 0
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Cream_Sauce
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talen.skisI pizza when I’m going into a rail and don’t wanna do a normal speed check


U need to fix that asap bro. Check your favorite edits and see if homies are doing it, actually I'll save you the time and tell you they don't.
Feb 9 2020 3:17AM 3 0
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Talen
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I’m getting better at not doing it.
Cream_SauceU need to fix that asap bro. Check your favorite edits and see if homies are doing it, actually I'll save you the time and tell you they don't.
Feb 9 2020 2:05PM 0 0
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fries
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Lift lines, rail in runs, narrow traverses, first attempt going off a cliff when you don’t necessarily want to full send, etc.

pizza serves purpose.
Feb 9 2020 2:09PM 0 0
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Talen
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100% agree.
Feb 9 2020 2:18PM 0 0
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