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Who else pizza’s from time to time because they are too lazy to throw a turn in to slow down...

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dolanslebensraum
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I actually think a lazy pizza is somewhat aesthetic in its basedness
5 years ago
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ILparkskier
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I do it all the time, especically if im seconds away from hitting a rail and a wanna slow down its easier because my shoulders are already sqaured then
5 years ago
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ShadowXVX
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OP is a gaper. Depends though, is it vegan pizza?
5 years ago
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ASAPCarter
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Naw I’m not 5 years old anymore
5 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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... slow down?
5 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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i'm hardly kidding, any time i see someone pizza for even an instant i judge them

same with comp skiers who will throw down some insane trick and then look like a goof coming to a stop at the bottom. i just don't get it
5 years ago
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freeskibum82
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sometimes on sketchy traverses i throw in a pizza because actually turning could mean going off a cliff..
5 years ago
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e.littt
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Sometimes you just gotta do the pizza down a green run. Link me back to the basics. Or maybe it was that last chairlift beer that put me over being able to actually ski.
5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Pizza takes far more effort than hip swivel
5 years ago
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GrandThings
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BigPurpleSkiSuitPizza takes far more effort than hip swivel


Yeah this. I feel like once you get to a certain skill level, pizza-ing is actually harder then just turning your hips
5 years ago
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Jpurd
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Into the lift lines
5 years ago
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AlmostCooler
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ConesForBreakfas... slow down?


this
5 years ago
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XPMatt
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Gotta throw a steeze pizza in the oven occasionally to impress the boys right?
5 years ago
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Andi_G
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Pretty much never but sometimes if its on a super tight tree trail that kids use
5 years ago
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oldmanski
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Its not that I am lazy, sometimes that is the only way to get stopped. For instance, the lift line, granted I do more falling down in the lift line than anybody but there are times you cant turn in line to stop so pizza is one of your options next to using your poles. Im not afraid to throw down a little pizza either to get my speed in check coming up to a rail or a box. Hate all you want but pizza is part of life.
5 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
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ski.loonInto the lift lines


Only in lift lines, sometimes they're a little steep and I don't want to stand there digging poles in to keep myself from sliding onto the tails of others skis.
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I do it in the lift lines

asides from that it hurts my knees n hips
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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time to time? more like every time.
5 years ago
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TheHamburglar
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hi_vis360
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AndrewGravesSVPretty much never but sometimes if its on a super tight tree trail that kids use

dude this happens to me so much skiing on the east coast

Me: "Oh look a path going into the trees, I bet it leads to a nicely cleared glade run!"

Skis 20 feet

Path is now a tiny tree tunnel that you have to be 4 feet tall to get through, I spend 2 minutes bushwhacking to get out
5 years ago
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abar.
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Pizzaing right before you hit a rail looks dumb as fuck
5 years ago
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cndr
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ski.loonInto the lift lines

With very few exceptions, this.
5 years ago
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.nasty
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Lotta insecurity in this thread haha
5 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Once I’m close to the lift lines I’ll do it. Feels pretty good later in the day. Uses different muscles
5 years ago
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGELtime to time? more like every time.


Every time you ski switch
5 years ago
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Lonely
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CLQEvery time you ski switch


S W I T C H P I Z Z A
5 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Switch pizzas are exceptable normal pizzas are a sin, punishable by loss of steeze
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SofaKingSick
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.nastyLotta insecurity in this thread haha

I disagree, I think y’all are really brave for admitting you pizza sometimes
5 years ago
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patskis22
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I do it in the lift line if I don't have poles. how else u gonna stop?
5 years ago
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GayWolf420
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end of the day, kinda low light, kinda exhausted, beater dodging galore.....yeah ill throw a few pizzas down just cuz im lazy honestly.
5 years ago
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SmartWater
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ski.loonInto the lift lines

Yeah this is the only time, when its super tight or people are blocking the entrance and im going a bit quick
5 years ago
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Mingg
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Have you ever tried to go straight down the hill in a pizza?

Talk about a leg burner.
5 years ago
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CT_CREW
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_IRRELEVANT_Switch pizzas are exceptable normal pizzas are a sin, punishable by loss of steeze


switch pizza is also a no go. Potentially worse than regular pizza.
5 years ago
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Talen
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I pizza when I’m going into a rail and don’t wanna do a normal speed check
DolanReloadedI actually think a lazy pizza is somewhat aesthetic in its basedness
5 years ago
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Cream_Sauce
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talen.skisI pizza when I’m going into a rail and don’t wanna do a normal speed check


U need to fix that asap bro. Check your favorite edits and see if homies are doing it, actually I'll save you the time and tell you they don't.
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Talen
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I’m getting better at not doing it.
Cream_SauceU need to fix that asap bro. Check your favorite edits and see if homies are doing it, actually I'll save you the time and tell you they don't.
5 years ago
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fries
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Lift lines, rail in runs, narrow traverses, first attempt going off a cliff when you don’t necessarily want to full send, etc.

pizza serves purpose.
5 years ago
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Talen
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100% agree.
5 years ago
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