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fries
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So I have access to a silhouette cameo and Ive been wanting to make a decal for my helmet or skis that would lead to some interesting lift line interactions.


One example would be putting a decal on the tails that says something for people who ski over them in the lift line. I just don’t know a good way to word it.

if you have funny ideas, leave them below and it may end up on my gear. Thanks goofballs
Jan 27 2020 4:48PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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RIDE OVER MY TIPS, GET TORN OFF NIPS.
Jan 27 2020 5:57PM
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fries
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TRIDE OVER MY TIPS, GET TORN OFF NIPS.

Holy shit hahaha
Jan 27 2020 5:57PM
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CaptainObvious.
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friesSo I have access to a silhouette cameo


Is this like a cricut?
Jan 27 2020 6:14PM
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fries
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CaptainObvious.Is this like a cricut?


Yes
Jan 27 2020 6:25PM
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iced
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"ask me if im sponsored"

you could also put the Jordan logo on the backs of your fulltilts and sell them to an asian school group for 3x original cost
Jan 27 2020 6:31PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Unrelated to skiing, but in my airplane maintenance days my friends and I had 'pterococktyl' stickers. It was a silhouette of a flying penis with teeth. We would put them in the deepest darkest nether regions of the airplane during jobs that didn't get done often so the next techs would get a nice lil pterococktyl surprise.

Typing it all out made me realize it was a 'gotta be there' moment but fuck it, I'll leave it up. I'd rock pterococktyl stickers on my skis if I wasn't worried about catchin' a charge from some mom who's afraid of penises.
Jan 27 2020 7:07PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Also, you should just put text that says 'Sorry I stood so close in front of you in line' if you're worried about people skiing over your tails.
Jan 27 2020 7:09PM
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powpatrol
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Ski fast Eat ass
Jan 28 2020 7:47AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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SCRATCH MY SKIS, DIE ON YOUR KNEES.
Jan 28 2020 9:57AM
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fries
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TSCRATCH MY SKIS, DIE ON YOUR KNEES.


Ok the graphic is a little to intense I think. The rest is excellent.
Jan 29 2020 10:08PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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friesOk the graphic is a little to intense I think. The rest is excellent.

Lmao!! I agree
Jan 30 2020 12:21AM
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Pigeon.
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ur bih on er knees gime top
Jan 30 2020 1:12AM
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supersquid
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Snowboarder in the lift line had a sticker that said "get your rental skis off my board"

Other good stickers:

In the lift line at alta, girl has a sticker that says "who the fuck is frank"

"Im here to fuck and ski, and I cant ski"
"What the hell is an ONEP"
Jan 30 2020 2:07PM
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CaptainObvious.
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BiffbarfUnrelated to skiing, but in my airplane maintenance days my friends and I had 'pterococktyl' stickers. It was a silhouette of a flying penis with teeth. We would put them in the deepest darkest nether regions of the airplane during jobs that didn't get done often so the next techs would get a nice lil pterococktyl surprise.

Typing it all out made me realize it was a 'gotta be there' moment but fuck it, I'll leave it up. I'd rock pterococktyl stickers on my skis if I wasn't worried about catchin' a charge from some mom who's afraid of penises.


you...uhh....you got any more of those?
Jan 30 2020 2:11PM
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iced
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BiffbarfUnrelated to skiing, but in my airplane maintenance days my friends and I had 'pterococktyl' stickers. It was a silhouette of a flying penis with teeth. We would put them in the deepest darkest nether regions of the airplane during jobs that didn't get done often so the next techs would get a nice lil pterococktyl surprise.

Typing it all out made me realize it was a 'gotta be there' moment but fuck it, I'll leave it up. I'd rock pterococktyl stickers on my skis if I wasn't worried about catchin' a charge from some mom who's afraid of penises.


can u post a picture/graphic? i deadass want this on my skis
Jan 30 2020 8:05PM
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fries
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supersquid"What the hell is an ONEP"

I like all of your ideas, especially this one bc I’m in Bozeman so everyone has on3ps
Jan 30 2020 9:14PM
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fries
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icedcan u post a picture/graphic? i deadass want this on my skis

if he doesn’t have the design I can whip one up in illustrator 😂
Jan 30 2020 10:14PM
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iced
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friesif he doesn’t have the design I can whip one up in illustrator 😂


hell yeah
ns should crowdfund a batch of stickers on alibaba so we can rock them all
like a salmon arms sticker

**This post was edited on Jan 30th 2020 at 10:51:21pm
Jan 30 2020 10:42PM
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ASSholebomber22
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CaptainObvious.you...uhh....you got any more of those?

Unfortunately no, I wasn't the one who made/purchased them either and neither was my friend, he got them from someone else. A google search of Pterococktyl comes up with the ones we used.
icedcan u post a picture/graphic? i deadass want this on my skis


Couldn't find any of mine, but here's one off insta.
Jan 31 2020 3:21PM
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iced
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BiffbarfUnfortunately no, I wasn't the one who made/purchased them either and neither was my friend, he got them from someone else. A google search of Pterococktyl comes up with the ones we used.


Couldn't find any of mine, but here's one off insta.


looks like a children of posideon cockdragon
Jan 31 2020 4:39PM
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fries
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BiffbarfUnfortunately no, I wasn't the one who made/purchased them either and neither was my friend, he got them from someone else. A google search of Pterococktyl comes up with the ones we used.


Couldn't find any of mine, but here's one off insta.


I can trace over this image... stay tuned
Jan 31 2020 6:48PM
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ASSholebomber22
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More sightings in the wild




Jan 31 2020 7:56PM
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fries
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BiffbarfAlso, you should just put text that says 'Sorry I stood so close in front of you in line' if you're worried about people skiing over your tails.


CaptainObvious.you...uhh....you got any more of those?


icedcan u post a picture/graphic? i deadass want this on my skis


pterococktyl 2.0.... is this the look we're going for?
Feb 1 2020 8:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
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friespterococktyl 2.0.... is this the look we're going for?

Yup yup yup I’m gonna need one of these flying dicks
Feb 1 2020 9:50PM
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ASSholebomber22
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friespterococktyl 2.0.... is this the look we're going for?


Looks good! Orginal had teeth if it matters to you, maybe this'll help

Feb 1 2020 9:58PM
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fries
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BiffbarfLooks good! Orginal had teeth if it matters to you, maybe this'll help


Glad you like it. Also, the teeth are a very important detail, Good to know. Give me a sec
Feb 1 2020 10:00PM
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fries
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final product @ASSholebomber22
Feb 1 2020 10:03PM
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ASSholebomber22
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friesfinal product @ASSholebomber22


Fuckin' A, good enough for the girls I go out with 👍
Feb 1 2020 10:05PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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icedlooks like a children of posideon cockdragon


God I love cop better than jackass
Feb 1 2020 10:18PM
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iced
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friesfinal product @ASSholebomber22

we could get 1k diecuts for around 13 bucks according to alibaba
if like 5 people or so express interest and wanna contribute we could actually do it
Feb 2 2020 12:19AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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friesfinal product @ASSholebomber22


that would be a great addition to the nalgene lol
Feb 2 2020 1:04AM
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CaptainObvious.
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icedwe could get 1k diecuts for around 13 bucks according to alibaba
if like 5 people or so express interest and wanna contribute we could actually do it

Wait, 1,000 die cuts for $13 total?
Feb 2 2020 1:18AM
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fries
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CaptainObvious.Wait, 1,000 die cuts for $13 total?


1¢ per die cut sounds a lil sketch not gonna lie. Worst case I can make a few and mail them out, but I wouldn’t be able to do it super cheap, maybe $3 each.

anyone remember that thread with the NSer who was selling custom die cuts insanely cheap? I looked it up and now it seems to be gone... if it’s still there somehow that would b great
Feb 2 2020 3:27AM
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CaptainObvious.
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fries1¢ per die cut sounds a lil sketch not gonna lie. Worst case I can make a few and mail them out, but I wouldn’t be able to do it super cheap, maybe $3 each.

anyone remember that thread with the NSer who was selling custom die cuts insanely cheap? I looked it up and now it seems to be gone... if it’s still there somehow that would b great

$3 is dumb. 5 at least. Maybe 6 or 7. It’s custom and not from a business. I’m down just keep me posted
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Feb 2 2020 12:51PM
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iced
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CaptainObvious.Wait, 1,000 die cuts for $13 total?


according to alibaba
Feb 3 2020 3:56PM
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fries
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So, I can make these stickers but if there was a cheaper way we could get a large order from somewhere that would be great, someone who's willing to handle shipping it out to people
Feb 3 2020 11:16PM
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Idahoe
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I’d buy

one a side note one of my friends college buddy’s has “oh no I shid my underwear” spelled out from cut up stickers ransom letter style. Pretty funny so see people staring at it in the lift line
Feb 4 2020 1:12AM
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If you wanna be a rock star surrounded with controversy, you cant do any better than this little gem.



**This post was edited on Feb 4th 2020 at 2:00:53am
Feb 4 2020 1:59AM
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fries
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Also for my helmet I settled on a sticker saying “backcountry skiing is just a scam for avalanche companies to sell more avalanches” lol
Feb 4 2020 2:01AM
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CaptainObvious.
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friesAlso for my helmet I settled on a sticker saying “backcountry skiing is just a scam for avalanche companies to sell more avalanches” lol


I gotta see what this one looks like. That's great.
Feb 4 2020 12:23PM
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johnoble
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friesAlso for my helmet I settled on a sticker saying “backcountry skiing is just a scam for avalanche companies to sell more avalanches” lol


Ive had a silhouette for about a year, be warned that just words can be terrible to transfer onto something without transfer paper in addition to the cut vinyl.
Feb 4 2020 9:26PM
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fries
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johnobleIve had a silhouette for about a year, be warned that just words can be terrible to transfer onto something without transfer paper in addition to the cut vinyl.


Hahahah yeah I used transfer paper
Feb 4 2020 9:46PM
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johnoble
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friesHahahah yeah I used transfer paper


smart man, my first few tries were by hand, which produced "mixed results"
Feb 4 2020 9:47PM
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friesAlso for my helmet I settled on a sticker saying “backcountry skiing is just a scam for avalanche companies to sell more avalanches” lol


That’s so good aahha
Feb 4 2020 10:03PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TSCRATCH MY SKIS, DIE ON YOUR KNEES.


friespterococktyl 2.0.... is this the look we're going for?


I’ll buy both of these
update with penis teeth tho plz 😂
Feb 4 2020 10:12PM
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fries
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johnoblesmart man, my first few tries were by hand, which produced "mixed results"

yeah, jeez I can't imagine trying to move a decal over without transfer paper... that would be frustrating as hell
Yan_skiingThat’s so good aahha

Hahaha thanks, just popped into my head. I was like, hell yeah, that's the perfect way to confuse people in the lift line
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