HYP3R_REAL1TYWhen I was ten I stole an IPhone. Me and my friends use to shoplift in the changing rooms at the mall as well.
I have morals now though.
This is gonna show my age because the phone in question was the top of the line at the time Nextel that was part walkie talkie part phone (you saved your minutes using the walkie) so was in High School before smart phones. I was on my way to a concert it was Phil Lesh and Trey and it was in Hartford only an hour away but my buddy was super OCD and wanted to stop for an oil change at Jiffy Lube before he drove.
So I go to take a dump while they are doing the change. In the bathroom on top of the TP is the brand new hottest phone on the market Nextel this was THE phone at the time. I didn't have any inclination to steal it... but I opened it up and looked
and the background was some black guy holding an assault rifle. All of his pictures were of his dick. So I had to take it and show my friends. It was obviously one of the dudes working there. So while we are waiting I'm like I got something for you guys all giddy and shit. So we drive away and are all shitting our pants laughing at the guys pics and an hour in the kid whos drivings dad calls him and is like 'the cops just called me go give that guy his phone back in the next hour or your all facing charges.'
So we had to turn around and of course I had to go in and give him his phone back. But I made his dick the background before doing so.