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Favorite Cheese?

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HypeBeast
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Piggybacking off of the lactose intolerance thread, what's your favorite cheese?

Too many I'd say. Here's a few...

Cheddar of course in all varieties. Sharper the better.
Smoked gouda
Bleu cheese- the zestier the better. Bring on the mold!
Parmesan whole (not shaved.... Blocks of it).
Basically any cheese with a fancy name.


Only cheese that deserves extinction is Swiss. Smells like an asshole and has minimal taste. Melts great but otherwise is worthless.
Jan 10 2020 12:00AM 5 1
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TRVP_ANGEL
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two-bite mozzarella balls, except that doesn't exist so i just use regular sized mozzarella balls
Jan 10 2020 12:23AM 4 0
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Tnski
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Parmesan, brie,roquefort, cream cheese goat cheese it's a 100 way tie I tell ya
Jan 10 2020 12:34AM 1 0
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OregonDead
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limburger mmmmmmmm
Jan 10 2020 12:35AM 2 0
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oldmanski
Posts: 1721 - Karma: 6,686
Pepper Jack

I worked at a cheese plant for a few years and when we would make the pepper jack, I would go get some pepper jack cheese curds, holy shit were they the bomb!
Jan 10 2020 1:42AM 3 0
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dudesh1t
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munster
Jan 10 2020 4:03AM 1 0
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Moist_Oatmeal
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Pepper Jack
Jan 10 2020 8:41AM 3 0
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-eREKTion-
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For a burger, American. There is no other option it was literally processed and engineered to have a perfect melting point.
Jan 10 2020 9:49AM 5 0
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Jems
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I fucking hate cheese


it smells bad and tastes nasty
Jan 10 2020 10:33AM 1 9
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Chron_Rabbit
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string cheese is the only cheese I'll eat by itself. american for burgers. gudda for grilled cheese. pepper jack is fire on most anything.
Jan 10 2020 2:46PM 1 0
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OregonDead
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oldmanskiPepper Jack

I worked at a cheese plant for a few years and when we would make the pepper jack, I would go get some pepper jack cheese curds, holy shit were they the bomb!


fresh cheese curds are hard to beat. gotta get them fresh so they squeak when you eat it. I grew up calling it squeaky cheese
Jan 10 2020 2:55PM 2 0
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.nasty
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vermont white chedda
Jan 10 2020 6:57PM 3 0
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PeppermillReno
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Gruyere
Jan 10 2020 7:33PM 1 0
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Price_Police
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Big burrata guy
Jan 10 2020 8:38PM 1 0
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dune_pilot
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Brie, any type of goat cheese, Feta, Gouda and shredded mozzarella is the best to eat right out of the bag
Jan 10 2020 9:01PM 1 0
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DolansLebensraum
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Swiss provolone and parmesian. I put so much parmesian on my spagetti it looks like baked ziti
Jan 10 2020 11:22PM 1 0
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No.Quarter
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Brie is pretty great. Good Mozzarella is a close second
Jan 11 2020 12:59AM 2 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Not even Wendsleydale?
Jan 11 2020 2:58AM 2 0
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J_PERKY
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Hear me out. Spray cheese. Not the best taste but you’re not gonna have more fun eating any other food
Jan 11 2020 9:58AM 2 1
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coolflash8
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cabot cheddar or brie
Jan 11 2020 10:14AM 1 0
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HypeBeast
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J_PERKYHear me out. Spray cheese. Not the best taste but you’re not gonna have more fun eating any other food


Cheese whiz? Hear me out. Next time you're drunk (or stoned), buy some Pringles and Cheese Whiz. A fat dude once told me to do this. It is surprisingly awesome
Jan 11 2020 10:23AM 6 0
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_milotv_
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Oka or maybe halloumi. If youve tried either one of them you can at lease see where i am coming from.
Jan 14 2020 12:42PM 1 0
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Swiss cheese and Cabot cheeses
Jan 14 2020 8:50PM 0 0
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ASAPJack
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Personally my favorite cheese is called pule Priced at a staggering $600 per pound, this crumbly white cheese is not even available on the commercial market, with its high cost attributed to the considerable time and resources needed for production. While most cheeses are made using cow, goat or sheep milk, this cheese is made from the milk of a Balkan donkey, native only to Serbia and Montenegro, and requires 25 litres of milk to produce just one kilogram of Pule.


--Nvr tried it tho
Jan 14 2020 9:01PM 0 0
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