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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2516
https://assphone.com/

I recently embarked on a startup that I believe is going to change everything. America incarcerates 20% of its population, and most of these people go without cell phones.

It's a phone, that will fit in your rectum.

The AssPhone

Jan 9 2020 2:57PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 7520
yeah man, im sure you use it for the phone.
Jan 9 2020 3:38PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
Posts: 252
so do you makes calls by sharting a lil bit or what? Solid business venture
Jan 9 2020 8:25PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2516
ThatSkiierKidd64so do you makes calls by sharting a lil bit or what? Solid business venture


Its just a more comfortable way to get it further up your ass so when you hit a squat and cough checkpoint on the way in you don't "drop" it
Jan 9 2020 8:33PM
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BST_Police
Posts: 3435
Definitely missed this quality of threads while you were gone
Jan 9 2020 9:33PM
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b0ss
Posts: 284
I once used a blackberry and have never gone back
Jan 9 2020 9:50PM
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Afghan_kush
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b0ssI once used a blackberry and have never gone back





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Jan 10 2020 6:32AM
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