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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
Can you guys please tell me that it’s never too late and I can still totally get massive sponsors and be in epic collaborations with my heroes even if it’s only because I’m a chick regardless of my age?

Legit... I can ski a flat box straight like a boss.
Dec 19 2019 9:00PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948750/BD7B129C-5BBB-4963-A8AB-8A3491E56710-MOV
Dec 19 2019 9:32PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 8843 - Karma: 62,377
How to get that sponsor you need in 3 easy steps:

1. Be sexy
2. Be attractive
3. Dont be unattractive

Follow these simple rules and you'll be sponsored in no time!
Dec 19 2019 9:37PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
BigPurpleSkiSuitHow to get that sponsor you need in 3 easy steps:

1. Be sexy
2. Be attractive
3. Dont be unattractive

Follow these simple rules and you'll be sponsored in no time!

So you're telling me there's a chance?

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2019 at 10:59:47pm
Dec 19 2019 10:48PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
Also can someone make my name pink?
Dec 19 2019 11:04PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12361 - Karma: 113,434
Female? You're in
Dec 19 2019 11:07PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
TRVP_ANGELFemale? You're in

Thank you!!

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2019 at 11:17:05pm
Dec 19 2019 11:15PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
I love it! Actually though, can it be baby blue?
Dec 19 2019 11:32PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I’ll sponsor you

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 2:41:47am
Dec 19 2019 11:59PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
HYP3R_REAL1TYMy kids can sponsor you if ya nomsayin


Wait for real??? I’m sponsored?!?
Dec 20 2019 12:16AM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,152
You go buddy!

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 12:37:21am
Dec 20 2019 12:35AM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
hotAFYou go buddy!

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 12:37:21am


Thanks Haha I am a Mets fan.
Dec 20 2019 2:05AM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6718 - Karma: 22,742
how do we swipe right on here?
Dec 20 2019 3:08PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2035 - Karma: 10,266
This thread makes me cringe.
Dec 20 2019 10:50PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,163
But fr what’s up with every female tryna get sponsored after a couple of seasons lol
Dec 20 2019 10:57PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
AbiHThis thread makes me cringe.


Thanks for being part of it. What specifically though?
Dec 20 2019 11:22PM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
HYP3R_REAL1TYBut fr what’s up with every female tryna get sponsored after a couple of seasons lol


Every female? I thought I was the only one. Damn.
Dec 20 2019 11:25PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6718 - Karma: 22,742
btw sick lurk game OP

15 posts since 2006

dang OG
Dec 20 2019 11:32PM
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b0ss
Posts: 749 - Karma: 5,880
1. Move to colorado
2. Go to any terrain park and ask the best dudes to teach you park in exchange for mhm.
3. Breed a geneticly enhanced skiing baby.
4. Get 2 jobs and hire a fis frrestyle coach to literally raise and ski ur kid 300 days a year. 70k a year plus living expenses.
Kid will need homeschoolong.
Get results on first kid.
Use the status to find an even better skiing man to make 2nd new and improved child. Rinse and repeat until you get lucky and breed a 145 iq 300 day skiing baby thay can 1440 at 10 yo.
8(or whatever im on) charge your kids with their living expenses + markup
10(?) Retire at 45
Dec 21 2019 2:46AM
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aznaxl
Posts: 71 - Karma: 205
b0ss1. Move to colorado
2. Go to any terrain park and ask the best dudes to teach you park in exchange for mhm.
3. Breed a geneticly enhanced skiing baby.
4. Get 2 jobs and hire a fis frrestyle coach to literally raise and ski ur kid 300 days a year. 70k a year plus living expenses.
Kid will need homeschoolong.
Get results on first kid.
Use the status to find an even better skiing man to make 2nd new and improved child. Rinse and repeat until you get lucky and breed a 145 iq 300 day skiing baby thay can 1440 at 10 yo.
8(or whatever im on) charge your kids with their living expenses + markup
10(?) Retire at 45



Sup @skierman

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2019 at 4:47:13pm
Dec 21 2019 1:07PM
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snowmosexual
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I checked out your Instagram and it needs some work. Honestly it seems that's the number one thing of getting sponsored.
Dec 21 2019 8:07PM
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