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DIRTYBUBBLEDamn Chad you jumping in K-holes on a Thursday morning?
Yeah I took a bump and a couple convenient store dick pills, had a night and a morning after.
Gave my girl plan B and we both took a bump - then work calls me and gives me shit for fucking up the fork lift. I'm on my third strike with the union so this isn't good bro
ChadThundercockYeah I took a bump and a couple convenient store dick pills, had a night and a morning after.
Gave my girl plan B and we both took a bump - then work calls me and gives me shit for fucking up the fork lift. I'm on my third strike with the union so this isn't good bro
Accuse your boss of sexual harassment before this hits. That creepy fuck has it coming to him.
ChadThundercockYeah I took a bump and a couple convenient store dick pills, had a night and a morning after.
Gave my girl plan B and we both took a bump - then work calls me and gives me shit for fucking up the fork lift. I'm on my third strike with the union so this isn't good bro
Youre a moron. You're part of a union, have two priors, and knew about an accident. Of course you were going to get tested. Either you're full of shit or a dumbass.
K isn't on most 5,6 panel tests. Most tests only do heroin, meth, cocaine, pcp, marijuana, barbituits and maybe sas. To test for k is hard as it is extremely water soluable and diluted from your blood and urine almost instantly upon absorption and expulsion. General rule of thumb, shrooms, k, lsd if anyone wants to get a positive you almost have to be high on the shit during the 150+ dollar specialty same day test. Molly, cocaine, opiates, barbiturates, meth are out in 3-5 and marijuana is at least a week and at most a month with a fairly athletic human. This is my 20 year experience with these things. Your body is a system with many variables. If you just crank up all the variables, you will burn thru more variables, simple science.?
So even if you did k all weekend, unless your boss loves wasting money on 300+ specialty drug tests, you could do a gram of k before you went into work on Monday and still pass 90% of piss tests with flying colors. Most schools, work, etc 90% of the time buy test kits in the 20-50$ range which only really do ,meth, opiates, barbs, cocaine, and marijuana. As an employer I am far more worried about employees using highly addictive and damaging drugs, and ones that are common and easy to test for, than boutique hallucinigens, which are non addictive/habit forming, as well as expensive and fairly rare.
How do you know I'm not in the same boat right now? I was K-Holing so hard at work that the surgical shears slipped and I cut my thumb off and it fell into the patients abdomen. Now the board is drug testing me cuz apparently "three similar events events in a month" isn't up to clinical code.
BedBugDougHow do you know I'm not in the same boat right now? I was K-Holing so hard at work that the surgical shears slipped and I cut my thumb off and it fell into the patients abdomen. Now the board is drug testing me cuz apparently "three similar events events in a month" isn't up to clinical code.
I'm so fucked, going out to party tonight guys. I can't stop
hippystinxK isn't on most 5,6 panel tests. Most tests only do heroin, meth, cocaine, pcp, marijuana, barbituits and maybe sas. To test for k is hard as it is extremely water soluable and diluted from your blood and urine almost instantly upon absorption and expulsion. General rule of thumb, shrooms, k, lsd if anyone wants to get a positive you almost have to be high on the shit during the 150+ dollar specialty same day test. Molly, cocaine, opiates, barbiturates, meth are out in 3-5 and marijuana is at least a week and at most a month with a fairly athletic human. This is my 20 year experience with these things. Your body is a system with many variables. If you just crank up all the variables, you will burn thru more variables, simple science.?
So even if you did k all weekend, unless your boss loves wasting money on 300+ specialty drug tests, you could do a gram of k before you went into work on Monday and still pass 90% of piss tests with flying colors. Most schools, work, etc 90% of the time buy test kits in the 20-50$ range which only really do ,meth, opiates, barbs, cocaine, and marijuana. As an employer I am far more worried about employees using highly addictive and damaging drugs, and ones that are common and easy to test for, than boutique hallucinigens, which are non addictive/habit forming, as well as expensive and fairly rare.
Except for fact that most labs do confirmation testing if there's a positive. I've never worked somewhere that didn't use a lab. This is assuming his company is using a lab and not some cheapo kit off Amazon. So when op falsely shows up for pcp, they will further test the sample only to find out its not pcp but rather ketamine! Muahahaha
But really that being said, he should be fine. There's minimal literature of this actually happening in real life and only with huge doses of ketamine. The half life is 2.5hrs max and as you said it's hydrophilic. Also I doubt op is on any drugs that would increase the concentration of ketamine. It'll be out of his system by morning. Op you should have been fine for this test but also maybe you should stop being such a scumbag and grow up.
+k to the quoted comment though. Most places aren't gonna test for anything other than a max 12 panel and maybe fentanyl.
BST_PoliceExcept for fact that most labs do confirmation testing if there's a positive. I've never worked somewhere that didn't use a lab. This is assuming his company is using a lab and not some cheapo kit off Amazon. So when op falsely shows up for pcp, they will further test the sample only to find out its not pcp but rather ketamine! Muahahaha
But really that being said, he should be fine. There's minimal literature of this actually happening in real life and only with huge doses of ketamine. The half life is 2.5hrs max and as you said it's hydrophilic. Also I doubt op is on any drugs that would increase the concentration of ketamine. It'll be out of his system by morning. Op you should have been fine for this test but also maybe you should stop being such a scumbag and grow up.
+k to the quoted comment though. Most places aren't gonna test for anything other than a max 12 panel and maybe fentanyl.
I was kind of wrong. you are right 12 panel tests are 6-3 bucks depending upon bulk ordered. doing a half gram of k will give you a concentration of 181,818.18ng of ketamine/ 1ml blood. The tests are apparently accurate to 1000ng/ml. How long it takes to go from 181,818 to under 1000...I dont know they say 7-14 days, however with how hydrophilic it is i would seriously question that. some experimentation is in order. I learned something new today...thank you and i think i have some experimenting to do.
BST_PoliceYeah but you gotta make sure it's the right temperature too so don't forget that
Hand warmers keep piss at a good temp.
You wanna take an actual piss too and just time when you piss into water to make noise and when you piss on the side of the bowl correctly. Just pour it right in from a pill bottle.
Your body in a way is like a magnet. It has positive ends and negative ends. Your mouth and nasal passages being your positive and your negative being your excretory (i.e. your rectum)
The best way to combat a positive reading on a drug test for ketamine is to insert it's close relative PCP in your negative end to balance out the charge. This will neutralize the test and buy you some time to stay sober for your next test.
Good luck my friend.
**This post was edited on Dec 16th 2019 at 3:42:26pm
TRVP_ANGELYour body in a way is like a magnet. It has positive ends and negative ends. Your mouth and nasal passages being your positive and your negative being your excretory (i.e. your rectum)
The best way to combat a positive reading on a drug test for ketamine is to insert it's close relative PCP in your negative end to balance out the charge. This will neutralize the test and buy you some time to stay sober for your next test.
Good luck my friend.
**This post was edited on Dec 16th 2019 at 3:42:26pm
