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Ever sent it so hard you shit yourself?
without Doubt, every time, after my 23rd Corona the inevitable happens. I lose control of all bodily functions and shit myself. Even worse is when I drink RTDs, the caffeine makes me explode.
You ever taco a DFD after eating wendyz twice that week
My friend shit himself at Breck when we were in middle school after knuckling the park lane jumps. "one last run then lets hit the lodge I gotta go the bathroom" his fatal flaw was calling last run. He threw his boxers away cleaned himself up and kept skiing like a champion though.
When I was little me n the boys were rock jumping on some big ass boulders, I remember one time i just ate tacos and was prairie dogging hard, and decided to send a flip. I landed and felt some shit slip, so I booked it home clenching cheeks with steamy shit drizzling down my leg, I busted through the door and the flood gates opened. Shit my pants no less than 4 fucking feet from my bathroom. I threw my pants out and just showered the taco filled shit off my legs.
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