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Ultimate Dentist Kit?

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Let's convince some rich folks to rock the dentist kit this season

From top to bottom:

Helmet: POC Race helmet
Goggle: Oakley (one with the electronics)
Baselayer: Icebreaker long sleeve with merino
Midlayer: Patagonia
Outerlayer: TNF Summit or Arcteryx Macai
Snow pants: Bogner
Ski boots: Scarpa
Skis: Obviously DPS Skis

Did i miss anything?

**This thread was edited on Dec 5th 2019 at 4:57:53pm
Dec 5 2019 4:57PM
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GayWolf420
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Rich Deer Valley moms usually wear bogner and those US Ski Team jackets spider makes

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Dec 5 2019 5:10PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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Maybe Zeal Optics and an airbag pack
Dec 5 2019 5:13PM
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JmckR
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DeebieSkeebiesRich Deer Valley moms usually wear bogner and those US Ski Team jackets spider makes

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Yes and the jacket has to be WHITE
Dec 5 2019 5:27PM
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GayWolf420
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TheMailManYes and the jacket has to be WHITE

Bonus points for the Pink or White US Ski Team puffy jacket, atomic helmet/goggles, and red atomic race skis like shiffrin.
Dec 5 2019 5:33PM
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ASSholebomber22
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TRVP_ANGELLet's convince some rich folks to rock the dentist kit this season

From top to bottom:

Helmet: POC Race helmet
Goggle: Oakley (one with the electronics)
Baselayer: Icebreaker long sleeve with merino
Midlayer: Patagonia
Outerlayer: TNF Summit or Arcteryx Macai
Snow pants: Bogner
Ski boots: Scarpa
Skis: Obviously DPS Skis

Did i miss anything?

**This thread was edited on Dec 5th 2019 at 4:57:53pm


black crows is the new DPS, and you forgot salomon shifts.
Dec 5 2019 5:42PM
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snowmosexual
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I suggest Kastle over DPS
Dec 5 2019 5:56PM
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b0ss
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wAtErPrOoF AND bReAtHaBlE

**This post was edited on Dec 5th 2019 at 6:00:16pm
Dec 5 2019 5:57PM
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elm.
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Carbon adjustable poles

Probably has shifts on their skis but never tours...
Dec 5 2019 6:09PM
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GayWolf420
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may i suggest also either Surefoot boots and boots with those bootglove things
Dec 5 2019 6:35PM
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Gnar_Shralp406
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snowmosexualI suggest Kastle over DPS


Stockli or bust
Dec 5 2019 9:56PM
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Non_State_Actor
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Biffbarfblack crows is the new DPS, and you forgot salomon shifts.


Are Black Crows expensive enough to be viewed as dentist's skis?

Asking for a friend.
Dec 5 2019 11:52PM
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BJ2112
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Backpack with nothing in it, just for the looks.
Dec 6 2019 12:00AM
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ASSholebomber22
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mystery3Are Black Crows expensive enough to be viewed as dentist's skis?

Asking for a friend.


Considering they were almost surely bought at REI, yes.
Dec 6 2019 12:13AM
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BayAreaJerry
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soul 7's and a scarf
Dec 6 2019 12:28AM
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Non_State_Actor
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BayAreaJerrysoul 7's and a scarf


The soul 7 is sort of a one week per year everyman ski, you needn't have your own dental practice to afford them.
Dec 6 2019 12:31AM
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BayAreaJerry
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mystery3The soul 7 is sort of a one week per year everyman ski, you needn't have your own dental practice to afford them.


all the rich ass bay area foos use them when they come up twice a year
Dec 6 2019 12:33AM
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Non_State_Actor
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BayAreaJerryall the rich ass bay area foos use them when they come up twice a year


Software salespeople and dentists have different ski preferences?

I actually don't see too many soul 7s in Tahoe...probably just don't notice them much as I don't notice fleet rental skis from sportsbasement.
Dec 6 2019 2:11AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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calls everyone using pin bindings inbounds Jongs
Dec 6 2019 2:46AM
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HypeBeast
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You forgot heated Hestra gloves and probably heated boots
Dec 6 2019 7:09AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Can't forget the land rover with ski racks and talk about how terrible this resort is compare to Aspen or wherever their last ski trip was to.
Dec 6 2019 7:30AM
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SkiBum.
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DeebieSkeebiesRich Deer Valley moms usually wear bogner and those US Ski Team jackets spider makes

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I went into Cole Sport on the corner there the other day on Park Ave, first time in like 5 years I’ve been there. Those kooks have an entire area of just Bogner. Had to keep my wife moving and not try shit on.


I just wanted some cheap bindings and a mount and that was not really a thing.
Dec 6 2019 11:56AM
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LukeTheWaffle
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Nah. Visor helmet or a sweet protection one
Dec 6 2019 11:59AM
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GayWolf420
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SkiBum.I went into Cole Sport on the corner there the other day on Park Ave, first time in like 5 years I’ve been there. Those kooks have an entire area of just Bogner. Had to keep my wife moving and not try shit on.


I just wanted some cheap bindings and a mount and that was not really a thing.


Lol the coles up at silver lake is pretty nuts...like almost an entirely different shop than their sibling store at the base of PCMR near the rink.

I prefer the one near the rink tbh. Good deals and quick turnaround on mounts and service. Never had any BS there
Dec 6 2019 12:02PM
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Sfont87
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Carbon poles
Dec 6 2019 1:27PM
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BayAreaJerry
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mystery3Software salespeople and dentists have different ski preferences?

I actually don't see too many soul 7s in Tahoe...probably just don't notice them much as I don't notice fleet rental skis from sportsbasement.


really? I see them all the time
Dec 6 2019 1:41PM
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oldmanski
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Bose sunglasses with the blue tooth speakers built in
Dec 6 2019 1:43PM
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ParkRx
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A bumper sticker that reads "Alta is for Skiers"
Dec 6 2019 1:47PM
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Bushdid9_11
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How 'bout a canada goose parka
Dec 6 2019 1:49PM
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Price_Police
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Skis: Nordica enforcer
bluetooth: on
deals: being closed
Nov 9 2020 7:58PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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OatmilklatteSkis: Nordica enforcer
bluetooth: on
deals: being closed


yo enforcers rip tho
Nov 9 2020 8:01PM
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signtime
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Pastel-colored Yeti waterbottle.
Electric socks.
In-laws are working on dinner right now.
Junior is taking a private lesson.

On the lift? Telling you how they airbnb their second home.

In the lodge? Taking a quick conference call.
Nov 9 2020 8:08PM
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b0ss
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I rode the chair with a vail ski club parent once and they said they feel loke their kid is turning into a prick.
Nov 9 2020 9:27PM
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tmwtrmash
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At stevens pass the go to dentist/software designer kit always involves a rurock full face with a horrendous design, arcteryx everything, ON3P's with attack 13's, and an escalade.

They always complain that the snow is to heavy, lifts are dated, and that they are happy vail took over.
Nov 10 2020 11:31AM
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snowfinder
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Gopro so they can upload full runs at moderate speeds down blues and greens with no music only heavy breathing.
Nov 10 2020 11:43AM
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cydwhit
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Definitely not Scarpa boots. I've never seen a non-dirtbag in Scarpas haha.

Probably Fischer boots and they want to tell you about the vacuum fit and the carbon. Or Head boots.
Nov 10 2020 12:29PM
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CLQ
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cydwhitDefinitely not Scarpa boots. I've never seen a non-dirtbag in Scarpas haha.

Probably Fischer boots and they want to tell you about the vacuum fit and the carbon. Or Head boots.


Also those ski boot heaters
Nov 10 2020 12:47PM
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Bushdid9_11
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And these mother fuckers will be like 'you oughta check out the creme de la expensif at the 4 seasons restaurant buddy its great' while pretending not to notice your gloves are held together with duct tape and the packet of pepperoni peeking out of your pocket
Nov 10 2020 1:02PM
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1080noscope
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CLQAlso those ski boot heaters

Don't forget those Carv accelerometers, whose data they spend the entire lift ride up analyzing.
Nov 10 2020 1:21PM
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cydwhit
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DeebieSkeebiesmay i suggest also either Surefoot boots and boots with those bootglove things


My old touring boots weren't warm enough, so I tried those bootgloves. They sorta helped, but then also I bootpacked a puckery line in them and they filled up with snow and made it so I couldn't kick steps and it was terrible. Gave up and bought new boots haha. Also my friends made so much fun of me for wearing them.
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