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Is ahall a robot?

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zoinked
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After watching The Collective I have come to the conclusion that alex hall is in fact a robot sent down by the aliens to rule the ski world.
Dec 3 2019 12:15AM 34 0
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Lonely
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The science of Magma has spoken. He's definitely a robot; and not in a bad way
Dec 3 2019 1:04AM 22 0
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TripleXLHoodies
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Dec 3 2019 1:08AM 13 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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hes a 4 foot tall man in an exoskele suit
Dec 3 2019 1:26AM 21 0
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shinbangclan
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he has found out a way to ski how we ski in our sleep dreams but in real life
Dec 3 2019 5:16AM 23 0
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zoinked
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TRVP_ANGELhes a 4 foot tall man in an exoskele suit


Facts
Dec 3 2019 7:24AM 4 0
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iced
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i heard he covers himself in stem cells before sleeping
Dec 3 2019 10:10AM 17 0
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zoinked
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Who’s your source? @iced I was wondering if he runs off Duracell or Energizer

**This post was edited on Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:07:08am
Dec 3 2019 10:44AM 4 0
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KilaTsunami
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He either a Robot or a Mans with a healthy vision who grew up shredding everyday in magnificent Utah
Dec 3 2019 1:00PM 1 0
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skrtfest
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this is a humanoid no doubt



**This post was edited on Dec 3rd 2019 at 3:00:00pm
Dec 3 2019 2:58PM 13 0
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sincos
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just look at how his knees bend sideways whenever he lands
Dec 3 2019 5:18PM 3 0
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animator
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sincosjust look at how his knees bend sideways whenever he lands


True, it is impossible to be so steezy with merely flesh and bone.
Dec 3 2019 7:02PM 3 0
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zoinked
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animatorTrue, it is impossible to be so steezy with merely flesh and bone.


Gotta have some metal in them legs
Dec 3 2019 8:30PM 4 0
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Big-Poppa
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Ahall has the Spice Melange
Dec 3 2019 10:48PM 4 0
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theabortionator
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Dec 3 2019 10:50PM 13 0
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DeebieSkeebies
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where do you guys get all the cork juice these guys drink???
Dec 4 2019 12:35AM 2 0
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skeirman
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This cracks me up because watching the Collective I literally thought the exact same thing - he looks like a fucking ROBOT - then my mind went down a wormhole about robots emulating humans and how far off current technology is from being able to do that.
Dec 4 2019 1:38AM 2 0
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bogust
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who is better Alex Hall of Jesper Tjader
Dec 4 2019 9:29AM 0 1
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zoinked
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DeebieSkeebieswhere do you guys get all the cork juice these guys drink???


Trader Joes
Dec 4 2019 1:33PM 1 0
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