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The way freeskiing makes me feel immortal.

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dolanslebensraum
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Bear with me, this is one of my higher iq tier threads.
Let me start off. Im a very good dancer. Good dancing is about expressing your soul through graceful movement. Most americans think dancing is about just believing in themselves and being confident. The reality is harsher though. Good dancing comes from a long time
spent in front of a mirror Dancing to music that moves you. First you have to find good techno/electronic/trance/teddybear crisis like music that makes you want to move your body to the fast, infectious beat. Next you have to learn ways to express your natural strength and coordination through simple repetative body movements. My go to dance style is multiple variations of running in place which some of you might think is wack but i promise you if you saw me dance to a good techno beat in a club you would have a pivotal moment in your life when you realized alot of what you thought was true was dead wrong. Back to the main point- The reason I feel immortal is, in no better words, because of freeskiing. The pure athleticism i try to portray with my dance movements is immortalized by things like corey vanulars rodeo 810 on in LSS and delormes sw 270 gap to rail in realtime. The thing that i would want to tell the whole world before i die is told even more powerfully by people like vanular and delorme with their tricks. Their tricks are so graceful i consider it a sort of dance that can only be performed by sheer athleticism.
So when i lie in a hospital bed as an old man, i will feel comforted by the fact that many people see things like vanulars rodeo 810 and they will see the same beauty that i try to portray when i dance. I feel like its ok for me to die because what I love will be passed on and shown to other people for generations in the form of freeskiers who understand style is everything.

Anywho, sorry for the length of that.

Sparknotes: tricks like vanulars rodeo 810 on show the world what true immortal beauty is all about.

**This thread was edited on Oct 29th 2019 at 2:45:00pm
Oct 28 2019 10:05PM 25 8
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dolanslebensraum
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Just in case youre a noobasaurus. Here is vanulars part im talking about. https://vimeo.com/22465357
Oct 28 2019 11:22PM 10 1
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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This is..... beautiful
Oct 29 2019 2:53AM 6 0
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SFBv420.0
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cool story techo bro
shames that
#dancegabberdoesntmatter
Oct 29 2019 9:21AM 14 1
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Youngm_IPCME
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Post vid of dancing pls
Oct 29 2019 10:01AM 21 0
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BedBugDoug
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Dolan is my favorite member
Oct 29 2019 10:52AM 3 4
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Dunderflip
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I know what a lot of these words mean on their own, but you kind of lost me when you put them all together. maybe I'm on a lower iq tier still
Oct 29 2019 11:12AM 11 0
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SFBv420.0
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DunderflipI know what a lot of these words mean on their own, but you kind of lost me when you put them all together. maybe I'm on a lower iq tier still

i think you would need to drive from summit county to a denver tecno club ,buy some molly, do the running man robot dance by yourself for hours to the whomps
not git lucky drive home and hate incel masturbate to someone elses skiing
in order for it to make any sense
but im not as smart
but a way better skier
Oct 29 2019 11:26AM 11 0
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Aric
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Video proof of dance? Didn’t get any bitches from the club this year and NEED a solution
Oct 29 2019 11:27AM 7 0
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MeenaSmalls
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Young_IPMCPost vid of dancing pls


^
Oct 29 2019 1:30PM 3 0
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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SFBv420.0i think you would need to drive from summit county to a denver tecno club ,buy some molly, do the running man robot dance by yourself for hours to the whomps
not git lucky drive home and hate incel masturbate to someone elses skiing
in order for it to make any sense
but im not as smart
but a way better skier


Loolllllll
Oct 29 2019 1:50PM 3 0
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dolanslebensraum
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SFBv420.0i think you would need to drive from summit county to a denver tecno club ,buy some molly, do the running man robot dance by yourself for hours to the whomps
not git lucky drive home and hate incel masturbate to someone elses skiing
in order for it to make any sense
but im not as smart
but a way better skier


Gooby pls
Oct 29 2019 2:46PM 1 3
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dolanslebensraum
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Also i could give you guys a couple songs that are the type that moves me. But whatever music makes you want to move your body is your choice. I prefer faster beats though that way you can have multiple movement tempos for different parts of your body more easily. Its easy to move as fast or slower than the fastest beat in the song you are dancing to, but you cant take a slow beat song and move your body faster than the beat. Slow paced dancing like country dancing i consider unaesthetic and degenerate.
Check these 2 two songs out as good fast paced song examples.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/942705/jon-olson--teddybear-crisis-
Oct 29 2019 6:32PM 1 0
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dolanslebensraum
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And this


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/942706/Blink-182---I-Miss-You--Two-Friends-Remix-
Oct 29 2019 6:33PM 0 2
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dolanslebensraum
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_GHOSTThis is..... beautiful


Thanks senpai
Oct 29 2019 6:41PM 1 0
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dolanslebensraum
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BedBugDougDolan is my favorite member


You too buddy. Keep it hyphy!
Oct 29 2019 6:42PM 2 1
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dolanslebensraum
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Come on ppl this is a good thread.
Nov 2 2019 2:49AM 2 1
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freestyler540
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My first 50' huck to powder in the backcountry makes me feel pretty immortal.
Nov 2 2019 3:11AM 1 0
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SFBv420.0
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DolanReloadedBear with me, this is one of my higher iq tier threads.
Let me start off. Im a very good dancer. Good dancing is about expressing your soul through graceful movement. Most americans think dancing is about just believing in themselves and being confident. The reality is harsher though. Good dancing comes from a long time
spent in front of a mirror Dancing to music that moves you. First you have to find good techno/electronic/trance/teddybear crisis like music that makes you want to move your body to the fast, infectious beat. Next you have to learn ways to express your natural strength and coordination through simple repetative body movements. My go to dance style is multiple variations of running in place which some of you might think is wack but i promise you if you saw me dance to a good techno beat in a club you would have a pivotal moment in your life when you realized alot of what you thought was true was dead wrong. Back to the main point- The reason I feel immortal is, in no better words, because of freeskiing. The pure athleticism i try to portray with my dance movements is immortalized by things like corey vanulars rodeo 810 on in LSS and delormes sw 270 gap to rail in realtime. The thing that i would want to tell the whole world before i die is told even more powerfully by people like vanular and delorme with their tricks. Their tricks are so graceful i consider it a sort of dance that can only be performed by sheer athleticism.
So when i lie in a hospital bed as an old man, i will feel comforted by the fact that many people see things like vanulars rodeo 810 and they will see the same beauty that i try to portray when i dance. I feel like its ok for me to die because what I love will be passed on and shown to other people for generations in the form of freeskiers who understand style is everything.

Anywho, sorry for the length of that.

Sparknotes: tricks like vanulars rodeo 810 on show the world what true immortal beauty is all about.

**This thread was edited on Oct 29th 2019 at 2:45:00pm

still waiting for this life pivoting viddy fatso
bump
Apr 5 2020 12:14AM 4 0
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dolanslebensraum
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SFBv420.0still waiting for this life pivoting viddy fatso
bump

Maybe some day. Im probably only impressive against the backdrop of american clowns who think there are some secret trick dance moves you need to master so you can show off, when really its all about whats going on in your head. Go clubbing in europe and youll see alot of people with good body awareness who make dancing seem extremely fun- without having to do the robot or some other trend-prostitute fad.



any american who doesnt look up to hyphy europeans is
a chadsexual fucking tool.
Apr 5 2020 2:13AM 1 0
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SFBv420.0
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its a good thing the trumpy moron messiah and politics came into yur life
you really didnt have much goin on
Oct 23 2020 5:58AM 4 0
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270on420out
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and then you eat shit and it reminds you of your mortality.
Oct 23 2020 10:29AM 1 0
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CrunnchyPissFart
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I can give you credit, this is probably the smartest thread you've made in a while, dancing is real talent shit and incorporating the groove into skiing is a fuckin flex
Oct 23 2020 1:02PM 0 0
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CalumSKI
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post videos of you dancing or it didnt happen
Oct 23 2020 7:01PM 1 0
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Bended_Toenail
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DolanReloadedBear with me, this is one of my higher iq tier threads.
Let me start off. Im a very good dancer.

I will go back and actually read this thread, but now I have an image of Dolan saying he is a good dancer and very intelligent in practically the same sentence in my head. It's too funny



Edit: I read the full post and actually fairly interesting. +K Dolan (which I never thought I'd say!)

**This post was edited on Oct 23rd 2020 at 7:11:57pm
Oct 23 2020 7:06PM 0 0
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MoneyMakerMike
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Dolan is all talk no play
Oct 23 2020 7:06PM 1 0
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