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I'd just like to let you all know that i'm the best skier on the mountain

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jackj
Posts: 54
thank you that is all
Oct 22 2019 3:48PM
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ConesForBreakfas
Posts: 596
I bet u get stuck on the chair at the top nerd
Oct 22 2019 3:52PM
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pbs
Posts: 349
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Oct 22 2019 4:28PM
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jackj
Posts: 54
let me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.
Oct 22 2019 4:31PM
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fries
Posts: 2922
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


I have 6xl
Oct 22 2019 4:38PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 4630
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


pics or it didn't happen noob
Oct 22 2019 4:46PM
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pinkcamo1000
Posts: 1896
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em
Oct 22 2019 5:25PM
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jackj
Posts: 54
pinkcamo1000do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em


i ski wearing clout goggles, they give me afterbang that rivals todd walnuts
Oct 22 2019 6:08PM
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TripleXLHoodies
Posts: 336
I don’t have anything g to say I just saw an argument about x’s corresponding with swag and I have 3 so I must be pretty cool
Oct 22 2019 6:18PM
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awitt
Posts: 18
how many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???
Oct 22 2019 9:24PM
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jackj
Posts: 54
awitthow many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???


i did at least 7 pole whacks before i dropped in to ur mom

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 9:28:58pm
Oct 22 2019 9:25PM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 154
I cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...
Oct 22 2019 9:28PM
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jackj
Posts: 54
aidanaughtonI cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...


slvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels
Oct 22 2019 9:31PM
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iced
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whats it like to jerk off with tweezers
Oct 22 2019 9:47PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 308
icedwhats it like to jerk off with tweezers


I second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends
Oct 22 2019 10:08PM
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jackj
Posts: 54
GreezyBastardI second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends


no u
Oct 22 2019 10:24PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 308
jackjno u

Not just a phase mom, haircut havin ass boi
Oct 22 2019 10:30PM
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DolanReloaded
Posts: 1097
pbs.


Idk op. I can do the switch on a solid blue groomer

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 10:33:52pm
Oct 22 2019 10:31PM
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DolanReloaded
Posts: 1097
icedwhats it like to jerk off with tweezers


Jesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.
Oct 22 2019 10:36PM
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Afghan_kush
Posts: 4171
Best shkier
Oct 23 2019 3:13AM
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 212
sounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy
Oct 23 2019 8:37AM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 226
congratulations on the best chair lift rider on the mountain
Oct 23 2019 8:55AM
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jackj
Posts: 54
s.j.mitchellsounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy


i can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out
Oct 23 2019 11:50AM
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Hellblazer_23
Posts: 227
No.
Oct 23 2019 4:51PM
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BayAreaJerry
Posts: 209
DolanReloadedJesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.


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Oct 23 2019 5:04PM
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 212
jackji can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

K
Oct 23 2019 7:12PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 308
jackji can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

Damn just when I thought you couldn’t get any more cringe
Oct 24 2019 12:10AM
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mystery3
Posts: 2232
You must not ski on my mountain then.
Oct 24 2019 12:31AM
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skrtfest
Posts: 11
I bet you wear a fart bag
Oct 24 2019 2:12PM
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YeetCannon
Posts: 109
How about we have a game of gnar to settle this
Oct 24 2019 9:52PM
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AcetumRoasts
Posts: 1
We found saucer boy guys!
Oct 27 2019 12:16AM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 154
jackjslvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels


we doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??
Oct 31 2019 11:15AM
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Saucerboyshane
Posts: 223
aidanaughtonwe doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??


I am the best on the bladez and saucer. I can even stick uphill ice in my saucer
Oct 31 2019 11:41AM
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skittiti
Posts: 170
prove it pussi
Oct 31 2019 1:23PM
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jackj
Posts: 54
aidanaughtonwe doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??


both obviously
Oct 31 2019 1:24PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1325
AcetumRoastsWe found saucer boy guys!


First post !!!

At least there’s no speed checking on a saucer tho
Oct 31 2019 1:30PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 7497
This cant be true because I know the best skier on the mountain is eheath
Oct 31 2019 2:09PM
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