How do you tell your girl she should cut her bangs without sounding like an asshole

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Not sure if this is the right place to go to for this kind of advice, but I figured the responses would be pretty entertaining. Bottom line, I just started seeing this girl, and goddamn she is a smoke show. She's easily a 9 hot, and only a 4 or 5 crazy (If you don't understand this reference go watch the hot crazy matrix on youtube right now). She would be a 10 if it weren't for these goddamn bangs. Not sure whats up with the world right now but bangs are coming back into season. Might be a Trump thing, I'm still waiting to hear back from him about whether or not him and Vlad have something to do with this. Either way, The Bangs have got to go! How do I break the news to her? Extra Points for creativity in your response. If you're someone thats going to say, "you should just tell her to cut them" don't bother. I feel there needs to be some sort of wow factor. Some pazazz if you will. Maybe I should jump out of a giant cake holding a sign saying "YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR BANGS" or something like that. I'm open to new ideas. As long as they're good ideas.

**This thread was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 1:48:53pm

Oct 6 2019 1:48PM

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Feel like since you just started seeing the girl just wait til she says she needs a cut and make a suggestion to try something different from her bangs. Or just tell while you're hitting it from the back. You'll figure it out

Oct 6 2019 2:13PM

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Pics or no advice

Oct 6 2019 2:37PM

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Sorry, OP. You can’t undo bangs. Cutting them any shorter would only make it worse. The only thing she can do is grow them out. Are you in this for the long haul? Because there’s no other option.

Oct 6 2019 2:58PM

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MinggSorry, OP. You can’t undo bangs.

this. aside from the fact that you really have no right to tell her to cut them lol

Oct 6 2019 5:20PM

iced

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grow bangs yourself to take the fun out of them

or maybe ask your mom to have a heart to heart with her about how her personal hairstyle rights are fucking up your boner

Oct 6 2019 8:31PM

iced

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TokyooFeel like since you just started seeing the girl just wait til she says she needs a cut and make a suggestion to try something different from her bangs. Or just tell while you're hitting it from the back. You'll figure it out

pull her bangs when ur hitting it from behind

Oct 6 2019 8:33PM

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I suggest taking her climbing and letting her realize they are annoying When she says something about her hair in her face that's when you strike saying she would look sexay as fuck with a shaved head or mullet. I suggest mullet for a week or so for the clout then shaved head. She'll be thanking you with morning mouth alarms for weeks after she doubles her insta following for being the only rockin babe to have a sexy ass mullet.

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 8:34:27pm

Oct 6 2019 8:33PM

TreyDewald88

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Grow bangs on your pubes and say its equal now.

Oct 6 2019 8:42PM

Tokyoo

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icedpull her bangs when ur hitting it from behind

Brilliant. Wish I thought of that one lol

Oct 6 2019 9:54PM

DolanReloaded

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Just be like “girl brah, do you even cut your bangs”
if she says “nah brah, not even” then youre fucked

Oct 7 2019 10:42PM

TRVP_ANGEL

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Tell her there's a spider on her hair and in the confusion and panic that follows, cut off her bangs. Say you freaked out and happened to have a pair of scissors in your hand and it just happened to slip

Oct 7 2019 11:02PM

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This is gold. Thank you

TRVP_ANGELTell her there's a spider on her hair and in the confusion and panic that follows, cut off her bangs. Say you freaked out and happened to have a pair of scissors in your hand and it just happened to slip

Oct 7 2019 11:23PM

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im nearly done growing out my bangs and NOW they're trendy. Fuck that shit.
Also don't tell her to cut em, because that's just asking for the fringe to stay. you gotta tell her to grow them out.

Here's what you're going to do:
step number one, snort cocaine
step number two, good job you've completed step number one

**This post was edited on Oct 8th 2019 at 10:32:20pm

Oct 8 2019 10:30PM

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Oh shit my wife went through this phase over a year ago. My friend was kind enough to chime in and say literally no guy likes bangs. My wife knew I hated them, and when you gain pregnancy weight they just make you look chubbier, they ultimately grew out but I went through the same feels.
best idea I could come up was getting a bowl cut until we could both agree to stop doing hairstyles the other hated

Oct 8 2019 10:39PM

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1) She obviously can't be a 10 on the hot-crazy matrix because she has bangs. No more than a 9, tops.

2) OP this is the dumbest fucking thread ever. You say you're dating a smokeshow and create a thread to complain about bangs for fuck sakes! Seriously??? Meanwhile you don't even realize that you can't undo bangs and can only grow them out. Cutting them shorter would be the equivalent of removing your eyebrows.

3) If it really bothers you tell her that you like her better without bangs and want her to grow them back out. Meanwhile she will feel shitty about her entire appearance for the next 6-12 months while simultaneously fixing her emotions with junk food. Congratulations your 10 (actually 9) just became a 6.

OK in all honesty let's be real. You're too big of a pussy to be straight with this girl because you're afraid she will dump you and you won't be able to pee in her butt anymore or however it works.

Best advice: get caught by her posting in this thread.

Oct 8 2019 10:54PM

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theLiquorOh shit my wife went through this phase over a year ago. My friend was kind enough to chime in and say literally no guy likes bangs. My wife knew I hated them, and when you gain pregnancy weight they just make you look chubbier, they ultimately grew out but I went through the same feels.
best idea I could come up was getting a bowl cut until we could both agree to stop doing hairstyles the other hated

Did you really get a bowl cut? 😂😂😂 That's some guts

Oct 8 2019 10:56PM

Young_IMPC

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Are bangs no longer hot? Sad day

Oct 9 2019 1:44AM

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Young_IPMCAre bangs no longer hot? Sad day

This... I have a soft spot for brunette chicks with bangs who work at the coffeehouse or bookstore Hnnggggg

Oct 9 2019 2:05AM

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Your what hurts?

Fogdart1) She obviously can't be a 10 on the hot-crazy matrix because she has bangs. No more than a 9, tops.

2) OP this is the dumbest fucking thread ever. You say you're dating a smokeshow and create a thread to complain about bangs for fuck sakes! Seriously??? Meanwhile you don't even realize that you can't undo bangs and can only grow them out. Cutting them shorter would be the equivalent of removing your eyebrows.

3) If it really bothers you tell her that you like her better without bangs and want her to grow them back out. Meanwhile she will feel shitty about her entire appearance for the next 6-12 months while simultaneously fixing her emotions with junk food. Congratulations your 10 (actually 9) just became a 6.

OK in all honesty let's be real. You're too big of a pussy to be straight with this girl because you're afraid she will dump you and you won't be able to pee in her butt anymore or however it works.

Best advice: get caught by her posting in this thread.

Oct 9 2019 2:09AM

Gofeickyourself

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Anybody feel like donating a hair straightener to a good cause?

TreyDewald88Grow bangs on your pubes and say its equal now.

Oct 9 2019 2:10AM

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Damn bangs are sick tho sometimes

Oct 9 2019 3:09AM

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drink some bourbon and crack her, that might fix your issue. otherwise, you are going to need to make a genius bar appointment. But make sure you back her up to itunes beforehand.

Oct 9 2019 10:14AM