Not sure if this is the right place to go to for this kind of advice, but I figured the responses would be pretty entertaining. Bottom line, I just started seeing this girl, and goddamn she is a smoke show. She's easily a 9 hot, and only a 4 or 5 crazy (If you don't understand this reference go watch the hot crazy matrix on youtube right now). She would be a 10 if it weren't for these goddamn bangs. Not sure whats up with the world right now but bangs are coming back into season. Might be a Trump thing, I'm still waiting to hear back from him about whether or not him and Vlad have something to do with this. Either way, The Bangs have got to go! How do I break the news to her? Extra Points for creativity in your response. If you're someone thats going to say, "you should just tell her to cut them" don't bother. I feel there needs to be some sort of wow factor. Some pazazz if you will. Maybe I should jump out of a giant cake holding a sign saying "YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR BANGS" or something like that. I'm open to new ideas. As long as they're good ideas.
**This thread was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 1:48:53pm