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How do you tell your girl she should cut her bangs without sounding like an asshole

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montanabandits
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Not sure if this is the right place to go to for this kind of advice, but I figured the responses would be pretty entertaining. Bottom line, I just started seeing this girl, and goddamn she is a smoke show. She's easily a 9 hot, and only a 4 or 5 crazy (If you don't understand this reference go watch the hot crazy matrix on youtube right now). She would be a 10 if it weren't for these goddamn bangs. Not sure whats up with the world right now but bangs are coming back into season. Might be a Trump thing, I'm still waiting to hear back from him about whether or not him and Vlad have something to do with this. Either way, The Bangs have got to go! How do I break the news to her? Extra Points for creativity in your response. If you're someone thats going to say, "you should just tell her to cut them" don't bother. I feel there needs to be some sort of wow factor. Some pazazz if you will. Maybe I should jump out of a giant cake holding a sign saying "YOU SHOULD CUT YOUR BANGS" or something like that. I'm open to new ideas. As long as they're good ideas.

**This thread was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 1:48:53pm
Oct 6 2019 1:48PM
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Tokyoo
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Feel like since you just started seeing the girl just wait til she says she needs a cut and make a suggestion to try something different from her bangs. Or just tell while you're hitting it from the back. You'll figure it out
Oct 6 2019 2:13PM
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JAHpow
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Pics or no advice
Oct 6 2019 2:37PM
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Mingg
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Sorry, OP. You can’t undo bangs. Cutting them any shorter would only make it worse. The only thing she can do is grow them out. Are you in this for the long haul? Because there’s no other option.
Oct 6 2019 2:58PM
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Pigeon.
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MinggSorry, OP. You can’t undo bangs.


this. aside from the fact that you really have no right to tell her to cut them lol
Oct 6 2019 5:20PM
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iced
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grow bangs yourself to take the fun out of them

or maybe ask your mom to have a heart to heart with her about how her personal hairstyle rights are fucking up your boner
Oct 6 2019 8:31PM
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iced
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TokyooFeel like since you just started seeing the girl just wait til she says she needs a cut and make a suggestion to try something different from her bangs. Or just tell while you're hitting it from the back. You'll figure it out


pull her bangs when ur hitting it from behind
Oct 6 2019 8:33PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 9,965
I suggest taking her climbing and letting her realize they are annoying When she says something about her hair in her face that's when you strike saying she would look sexay as fuck with a shaved head or mullet. I suggest mullet for a week or so for the clout then shaved head. She'll be thanking you with morning mouth alarms for weeks after she doubles her insta following for being the only rockin babe to have a sexy ass mullet.

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2019 at 8:34:27pm
Oct 6 2019 8:33PM
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butteryboy8283
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Grow bangs on your pubes and say its equal now.
Oct 6 2019 8:42PM
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Tokyoo
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icedpull her bangs when ur hitting it from behind

Brilliant. Wish I thought of that one lol
Oct 6 2019 9:54PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Just be like “girl brah, do you even cut your bangs”
if she says “nah brah, not even” then youre fucked
Oct 7 2019 10:42PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,467
Tell her there's a spider on her hair and in the confusion and panic that follows, cut off her bangs. Say you freaked out and happened to have a pair of scissors in your hand and it just happened to slip
Oct 7 2019 11:02PM
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montanabandits
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This is gold. Thank you
TRVP_ANGELTell her there's a spider on her hair and in the confusion and panic that follows, cut off her bangs. Say you freaked out and happened to have a pair of scissors in your hand and it just happened to slip
Oct 7 2019 11:23PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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im nearly done growing out my bangs and NOW they're trendy. Fuck that shit.
Also don't tell her to cut em, because that's just asking for the fringe to stay. you gotta tell her to grow them out.

Here's what you're going to do:
step number one, snort cocaine
step number two, good job you've completed step number one

**This post was edited on Oct 8th 2019 at 10:32:20pm
Oct 8 2019 10:30PM
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iH8pow
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Oh shit my wife went through this phase over a year ago. My friend was kind enough to chime in and say literally no guy likes bangs. My wife knew I hated them, and when you gain pregnancy weight they just make you look chubbier, they ultimately grew out but I went through the same feels.
best idea I could come up was getting a bowl cut until we could both agree to stop doing hairstyles the other hated
Oct 8 2019 10:39PM
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HypeBeast
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1) She obviously can't be a 10 on the hot-crazy matrix because she has bangs. No more than a 9, tops.

2) OP this is the dumbest fucking thread ever. You say you're dating a smokeshow and create a thread to complain about bangs for fuck sakes! Seriously??? Meanwhile you don't even realize that you can't undo bangs and can only grow them out. Cutting them shorter would be the equivalent of removing your eyebrows.

3) If it really bothers you tell her that you like her better without bangs and want her to grow them back out. Meanwhile she will feel shitty about her entire appearance for the next 6-12 months while simultaneously fixing her emotions with junk food. Congratulations your 10 (actually 9) just became a 6.

OK in all honesty let's be real. You're too big of a pussy to be straight with this girl because you're afraid she will dump you and you won't be able to pee in her butt anymore or however it works.

Best advice: get caught by her posting in this thread.
Oct 8 2019 10:54PM
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HypeBeast
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theLiquorOh shit my wife went through this phase over a year ago. My friend was kind enough to chime in and say literally no guy likes bangs. My wife knew I hated them, and when you gain pregnancy weight they just make you look chubbier, they ultimately grew out but I went through the same feels.
best idea I could come up was getting a bowl cut until we could both agree to stop doing hairstyles the other hated


Did you really get a bowl cut? 😂😂😂 That's some guts
Oct 8 2019 10:56PM
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Youngm_IPCME
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Are bangs no longer hot? Sad day
Oct 9 2019 1:44AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Young_IPMCAre bangs no longer hot? Sad day


This... I have a soft spot for brunette chicks with bangs who work at the coffeehouse or bookstore Hnnggggg
Oct 9 2019 2:05AM
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montanabandits
Posts: 126 - Karma: 857
Your what hurts?
Fogdart1) She obviously can't be a 10 on the hot-crazy matrix because she has bangs. No more than a 9, tops.

2) OP this is the dumbest fucking thread ever. You say you're dating a smokeshow and create a thread to complain about bangs for fuck sakes! Seriously??? Meanwhile you don't even realize that you can't undo bangs and can only grow them out. Cutting them shorter would be the equivalent of removing your eyebrows.

3) If it really bothers you tell her that you like her better without bangs and want her to grow them back out. Meanwhile she will feel shitty about her entire appearance for the next 6-12 months while simultaneously fixing her emotions with junk food. Congratulations your 10 (actually 9) just became a 6.

OK in all honesty let's be real. You're too big of a pussy to be straight with this girl because you're afraid she will dump you and you won't be able to pee in her butt anymore or however it works.

Best advice: get caught by her posting in this thread.
Oct 9 2019 2:09AM
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montanabandits
Posts: 126 - Karma: 857
Anybody feel like donating a hair straightener to a good cause?
TreyDewald88Grow bangs on your pubes and say its equal now.
Oct 9 2019 2:10AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
drink some bourbon and crack her, that might fix your issue. otherwise, you are going to need to make a genius bar appointment. But make sure you back her up to itunes beforehand.
Oct 9 2019 10:14AM
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Bushdid9_11
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JAHpowPics or no advice


^
Oct 9 2019 1:05PM
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Pigeon.
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bitch
Oct 12 2019 4:56AM
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PsychicMigration
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There are not 9s with bangs this thread is a claim.
Oct 14 2019 10:16PM
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fries
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Stand her under a nice sized park jump and slice those bangs off with your razor sharp edges with a nice big 360.
Oct 14 2019 10:27PM
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montanabandits
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You are the response this thread needs, but not the one is deserves 🦇
friesStand her under a nice sized park jump and slice those bangs off with your razor sharp edges with a nice big 360.
Oct 14 2019 10:34PM
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Jems
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dated a bitch then she randomly cut her bangs and i straight up told her she looked like a Japanese school girl from pornhub
Oct 15 2019 10:57AM
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skiP.E.I.
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The best thing at this point is for her to shave her head.
Oct 16 2019 11:49AM
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iH8pow
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This is the right move.
Jemsdated a bitch then she randomly cut her bangs and i straight up told her she looked like a Japanese school girl from pornhub
Oct 22 2019 8:59AM
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brogoldenhair
Posts: 177 - Karma: 690
Bangs are hot, might be she's just not your type? Post her number and I'm sure plenty of us would be happy to convince her to cut them
Oct 22 2019 11:36AM
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Moosen
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Learn to crochet or buy a knit beanie from a fellow NS'er and then slap it on her. Problem solved. Jah Bless
Oct 22 2019 1:09PM
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HypeBeast
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So what happened op?
Oct 24 2020 12:00AM
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elcheapo
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Just say , I don't wanna sound like an asshole but cut your fuckin bangs
Oct 24 2020 12:08AM
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WisconsinDogfart
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"cut your bangs"
Oct 24 2020 12:15AM
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montanabandits
Posts: 126 - Karma: 857
Haha, haven’t looked at this thread in a long time. Just like a lot of you said. Just gotta wait it out. Can’t cut bangs.
Trumpkin2020So what happened op?
Oct 24 2020 1:26AM
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Chris.B
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There was an episode of Seinfeld where George was dating a girl who was beautiful, but had a big nose. Later she ended up getting a nose job, as it was suggested to her by Kramer. All seems well, but when she learned that George thought her original nose was not just big but also ugly, she promptly dumped him. Once her nose had healed after the surgery she became a successful model.

TL; DR: OP's best bet is to have a friend tell her to cut her bangs and never show her this thread, but once she becomes a 10/10 there's a good chance she'll leave him and become Instagram model.
Oct 24 2020 1:29AM
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OregonDead
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been a year so hopefully she just grew them out. bangs are kinda dumb imo
Oct 24 2020 2:50AM
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dolanslebensraum
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DolanReloadedJust be like “girl brah, do you even cut your bangs”
if she says “nah brah, not even” then youre fucked

Shameless best response claim
Oct 24 2020 4:36AM
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