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How to hug a girl

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souljaboyfan2006
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hi guys i am trying to do my first hug with a girl does anyone have any helpful tips? i already read the wikihow article and watched the video tutorial, i practiced in the mirror as well but nothing is working if anyone has any useful tips that would be nice im 13 btw thanks guys
Oct 3 2019 3:19PM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 515
pee in her butt
Oct 3 2019 3:20PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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you have to first practice with your dad
Oct 3 2019 3:25PM
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WPoch
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TRVP_ANGELyou have to first practice with your dad


Father knows best
Oct 3 2019 4:17PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 1367
Send her a text to meet at the pop/soda machine after class and see what happens.
Oct 3 2019 6:19PM
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nmwninjart
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Are you already talking to her alot and both comfortable in each others presence?
Oct 3 2019 8:25PM
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DIRTYBUBBLE
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Wear a condom
Oct 3 2019 8:32PM
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souljaboyfan2006
Posts: 199
nmwninjartAre you already talking to her alot and both comfortable in each others presence?


yes and we had a play date in march but it was only a hour because my mom had to go to the store and her mom couldn't pick her up until 6:30
Oct 3 2019 8:54PM
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theabortionator
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Throw rocks at her to show that you're interested.
Oct 3 2019 11:01PM
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Mingg
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Step 1 Get consent

Step 2 Approach with arms outstretched

Step 3 ???????

Step 4 run away screaming
Oct 3 2019 11:15PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2694
Grab her ass
Oct 4 2019 7:34AM
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O1L_CH4D
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theabortionatorThrow rocks at her to show that you're interested.

Rock on!!
Oct 4 2019 4:29PM
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supersquid
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Make eye contact with her from across the room. After your eyes lock walk over to her with outstretched arms. Do not break eye contact as you walk over. Read her eyes for social cues on whether she will accept your hug. Then before hugging her ask for consent. Theres no way shell say no.
Oct 5 2019 2:41PM
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TheMailMan
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have a large object such as a notepad or calculator stored in your pocket that you can subsequently remove from said pocket when (not if) she asks if there is something in your pocket... oldest trick in the book
Oct 5 2019 3:41PM
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iced
Posts: 2239
catch her with the up high, down low, too slow high five maneuver
while she has her eyes on the ground, where her hand is thanks to your quick reaction time, go in for the hug with one hand under the armpit and one on her forehead (to prevent her kissing you)
Oct 5 2019 3:43PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2128
1) stop watching tik toks for nsg thread inspiration
2) meet a girl irl
Oct 5 2019 7:22PM
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DolanReloaded
Posts: 1941
Isnt hugging considered sexual assault these days?
Thank you shitraping sjws.
Its more fun to masturbate than having to get a girl to sign all the sexual consent forms.
I think hugging you can do with just a verbal consent, but dont quote me, there might be a form required for hugs.
Oct 7 2019 10:54PM
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souljaboyfan2006
Posts: 199
DolanReloadedIsnt hugging considered sexual assault these days?
Thank you shitraping sjws.
Its more fun to masturbate than having to get a girl to sign all the sexual consent forms.
I think hugging you can do with just a verbal consent, but dont quote me, there might be a form required for hugs.

what is masterbate
Oct 7 2019 11:30PM
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davetron78
Posts: 531
So you use these things called arms and you carefully wrap them around the desired female that is mutually experiencing the same circumstance. Perhaps sucking on her lips isn't advisable on "the first date" best take it slow, fellow human
Oct 8 2019 1:06AM
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Pigeon.
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11010110So you use these things called arms and you carefully wrap them around the desired female that is mutually experiencing the same circumstance. Perhaps sucking on her lips isn't advisable on "the first date" best take it slow, fellow human


everything u post sounds like it was generated by an bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of hallmark movies
Oct 8 2019 1:22PM
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davetron78
Posts: 531
Ah still criticizing me are we? Mr. Keen eyed. It's beginning to feel like I've not wiped my ass enough with your recurring comments, can you come help?
Pigeon.everything u post sounds like it was generated by an bot that was forced to watch thousands of hours of hallmark movies
Oct 8 2019 2:17PM
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Pigeon.
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11010110Ah still criticizing me are we? Mr. Keen eyed. It's beginning to feel like I've not wiped my ass enough with your recurring comments, can you come help?


no shakespeare i just cant help but notice the retarded shit u smear on these holy message boards
Oct 8 2019 4:54PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 340
It's not hard, but can def be nervewracking the first couple times. Just like the backflip, you've gotta send it.

Step 1: Find nice girl who you actually want to hug.
approach with arms outstretched towards her.
make eye contact, smile, push your best vibrations her way.
if she smiles back thats good.
while she's caught off guard use your outstretched arm to catch her in the jaw.
she'll fall to the ground, surprised and possibly unconscious.
steal her wallet
???????????????/
profit
Oct 8 2019 5:11PM
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davetron78
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Yeah? Negatively criticizing my online actions by Your feeble and callous ways, you beautiful, boastful cockalorum
Pigeon.no shakespeare i just cant help but notice the retarded shit u smear on these holy message boards
Oct 8 2019 6:49PM
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Pigeon.
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11010110Yeah? Negatively criticizing my online actions by Your feeble and callous ways, you beautiful, boastful cockalorum


i hope you die from gluten related causes
Oct 8 2019 8:25PM
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Pigeon.
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bitch
Oct 12 2019 5:01AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Update needed, did you do it? I could learn from this experience
Dec 26 2019 8:39PM
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F.W.Y.H
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You got this man I believe in you strong soul
Dec 27 2019 6:10PM
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b0ss
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Take her on a date to viagra falls

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2019 at 7:11:44pm
Dec 28 2019 6:50PM
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souljaboyfan2006
Posts: 199
update ok guys i did it but i didnt k*ss her what should i do now
Apr 11 2020 4:43AM
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little1337
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souljaboyfan2006update ok guys i did it but i didnt k*ss her what should i do now


Spit on her
Apr 11 2020 8:39AM
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Artyom
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Apr 11 2020 11:33AM
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_mcjakk
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souljaboyfan2006update ok guys i did it but i didnt k*ss her what should i do now


Kill an orphan
Apr 12 2020 6:15PM
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bananabrains
Posts: 133
Have you tried the pee in her butt maneuver yet? If not, give that a go.
Apr 12 2020 10:06PM
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CHU-TANG_CLAN
Posts: 2071
Thanks Nick Geopper
theabortionatorThrow rocks at her to show that you're interested.
Apr 13 2020 4:13AM
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BigPP
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Wait until your married heathen
Apr 15 2020 9:07PM
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